UFC 273 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #2
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>post yfw wmma
I tried your poorfag stream and it lagged after 15 minutes just like I predicted it would.
good morning sirs :)
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM HOLY SHIT
this bitch walking out to beer commercial music
anyone got a scouting report on kay hansen?
this bitch is only 22 holy shit
what are we drinking? i don't have alcohol on me tonight :(
What's this new music??
Aljo will heem
Can I achieve this hairline natty?
*chills with zen like patience in thread*
You think they sniff?
brazza it's ramadan
Holy shit Buffer just made that venezualan chick soak her panties.
Yeah, she can type 55 wpm.
Cake Hansen needs to slow down on the mf tiramisu n'amsayin
She do be kinda thick though
Scouting package doesn't cover WMMA, our scouts aren't paid enough to suffer through having to watch them.
bitch looks like Skeletor
Castle Greyskull livin it bitch
22 and a whore already
brewed with a heeming spirit dood
>purse is in Venezuelan dollars
no nonce keith peterson
>you now remember why keith peterson is smoking and drinking before reffing
rather eat a blue waffle sandwich that watch wmma
hire ringboys for wmma. make it make sense
hands are looking very fast
In USA whore start at 15 brada
>onlyfans fighter wearing a rash guard
gostosa do caralho
for wmma always bet on the ugliest fighter
guaranteed profit long term
Pot of decaf and a couple packs of cigarettes.
Woke up in the middle of the night just in time for some sweet sweet wmma action. Bless the Ronda Revolution!
Tea. I'd rather smoke weed than drink alcohol.
I dont want too
>22 years old
>Looks like that
will Ladd be humiliated by her corner again?
Come on man, take it easy
it adds friction in grappling, big advantage
>purse is in Venezuelan dollars
>mfw she does it FOR FREE
Dana... Look into this
HOLY FUCKING SHEEEEEEEEEEEM
DANA IS A PUSSY ASS BITCH
This is a high level chess match
You're not a fight fan if you don't also appreciate Women's fighting
Based booing Florida crowd.
based FL crowd booing WMMA
*puts out cigarette with tongue*
why do you drink decaffeinated coffee but still smoke tobacco you silly billy
what the cringe is this?
>wmma is.......le bad!
Kay Hansen has a bald spot
no such thing, faggot
if she's wearing a sports bra why the fuck is she wearing a shirt too
hansen actually has a competent coach lol
they should let them use weapons
just farted in the thread guys
It's better, they've updated a lot of things
Aussies giving out bad takes all night or what
Rodriguez is shook
>losing to someone that uses this food as their base
new bug makes the round clearer and says the weight class at the bottom
I asked Dana to change it, I didn't know what division Ngannou was
Hansen has an ass on her bros
it's fucking awful b
denmark be like actually this is fight of the night
It is fucking bad, unless I'm seeing Shev heeming some can.
criminals tend to have smaller TVs
holy shit the reaction time on that takedown defense is so bad
oh fer sur
Good work, user. I like it.
this absolutely sucks. I hate when people change stuff that worked perfectly before
apparently turtles are delicious they were nearly hunted to extinction by the victorians
Modesty. Its nice to see young women like Hansen with strong moral virtues.
Let's fucking go boys.
Look at that ass Joe
hmm will have to see what R2 looks like
Tampa checking in.
ok sir but I have seen her butthole
Full WMMA card when?
Kay Hansen is 22 and has that face? Jesus christ her walling will be absolutely brutal
>WMMA still on...
TONIGHT IS CURSED. NOT ONE SINGLE FIGHT WILL END IN A HEEM.
NOW CHECK THESE FUCKING DIGITS.
zoomers hit the wall at 25
I'm not even joking.
imagine playing Call of duty unironically
you know who's great from this position? a man
black hole sun wont you come and wash away theeeeeeee
Wow incredible digits
bleach that shit bitch
is that Tarkov or COD
kek did we just see kay win a round
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AND HE’S OUT
You're gaming, posting on Yea Forums, AND watching heems? How can you be paying any attention. I dont mean during wmma I mean in general.
God what a whore
is this type of build viable in female combat sport?
She may have the nicest ass in the UFC aside from Paul Smeg
Microplastics... We never had a chance
>TFW living healthier than ever but body falling apart at 25
Those man hands
Checked and it's tarkov, bean dip.
I swear the girls in ONE try more
Why are zoomer girls getting brutalized by the wall so hard?
Hansen has a braasaappppppper. No wonder she missed weight
POST YOUR WMMA FACE
ohhh hes hurt
gilbert will win, check em
compared to what ufc women do, one girls don't cut weight
constant vaping and weed will do that plus white women age like milk
You have not. Merely bicycle spokes. Where all women of God draw the line.
phones, plastic, hfcs
this is fake right
theyre fighting for their dinner b
are you a zoomer if you turned 26 a month ago? i feel as though i am stuck inbetween zoomers and millenials.
Kay Hansen is a veteran at 22, you have to admit that's really impressive
All main card fights will end with broken limbs, draws, DQs, and split decisions
>vaping and weed
He gets sleeped. Digits confirm.
>Dana refuses to pay the fighters a proper wage because he wants the women to be forced to post on OnlyFans to survive
lmao thanks Din you fucking moron
WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS WMMA SHIT. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
Show gratitude lads. You could have been born in an alternate reality where Megan Olivi never existed. We are truly blessed
The old one was better. A case of trying to fix something that's not broken.
digits and there is a leg break tonight
Not easy. Almsot just got heemed.
fucks your skin up
its a spectrum, b
Where's the cutoff point between zoomers and millennials? I was born in june 96, am i a zoomer? The internet shows different answers
They hit puberty earlier which also means they hit the wall faster. That and the diet/no exercise/hfcs + plastics and god knows what else they put in the food/water which ruins both men and women.
I havent watched 10 seconds of this fight and have been posting
this makes me very hard
she's a washed up whore can at 22, usually they're past their 30s, it is impressive
My god they suck
I want to see Megan do this
95 is the cutoff b.
Late millenials are the most based generation, b.
it's very real
The round timer and the clock are fine, these new tweet graphics are TERRIBLE
who is this fella?
can you delete this please
Weird cope, but ok
I wouldn't call you a zoomer, but it's a mindset more than anything.
I'm 23 and feel like I just barely make the cut.
Wmma wrestlefucking will be FOTN.
Somewhere in between. bee who you want to bee
I havent noticed a tweet yet so I like the new graphic.
somone post more of that big tit brunette from hemvious thread
5'1" in American
Jews are literally poisoning society in every way they possibly can
not watching the fighht
I've looked up twice and the first time they were in full mount and the second they were clinching and giving each other love taps. You're not missing anything
megan is too pure and classy for this
I don't want to stay awake too late, I will go to bed as soon as the card ends. Long drive tomorrow.
Petite women are best. Dfag if my kids are manlets
im just a small girl with a big bunghole
for me its anik going "haha!"
WOW SHE TOOK HER BACK
HOW BRAVE :)
I watch wmma to train my mental fortitude
problem is fucking joe and them going OHHHHHHHH so i tab in
u gay bruh
You could call me one, but you'd be very wrong by over a decade
contraception heems women
>watches on right screen
holy shit moron
KWAC! (kek what a can!)
ah fuck muh kidneys
For me its when Joe rogan comments on the black fighters leg and ass muscles
I would like to _____ Kay Hansesn's _____
Sometimes I miss osrs, but not really
Wow beautiful move by Rodrigues!
>flopping around neither one getting anything done
God I hate women so much.
the ref should present the belt before a title match like they do in wwe to show whats on the line
How shit are you that you can't finish an RNC on someone who is trying to punch you instead of fighting hands?
why are these niggas so gay?
Show Kay Hansen's onlyfans content to her mom
any ace stream links? would be appreciated desu
bros my cat is on my lap
>he actually watches this garbage
what the fuck are these coaches doing lmao
b-but i don't want to be a zoomer, i identify more with millenials since i grew up with older siblings.
Yes and the fighters should wear/carry the belt out.
you know what's real? This fight being fucking boring
Walled at 22 bros...
>your nerves aren't real
lmao MMA corners are gold
I feel bad when Joe has to pretend he’s impressed.
NO IT'S NOT BEAUTIFUL JOE, NOT EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUK
have you completed Sins of the Father
We are zillennials my G
We grew up just as smartphones and social media did, just getting a sense of the world while 9/11, endless wars, and the 2009 recession were on the news. Embrace the duality of your cursed nature, just dimly able to comprehend a far better and more innocent world.
>TFW born just in time to watch everything fall apart
Beat, stupid ass
im kinda sleepy bros
damn Oliveira is looking rough what happened huebros
who the fuck is winning this "fight"
full time onlyfans soon
I wasted so much fucking time on this shit game
Mengbros.... are we gay?
some of y'all are really fucking dumb and gonna regret not putting all your money on Aljo right fucking now
>didn't take a heemsday nap
Too much onlyfans whoring not enough training
Imagine the smell after the fight
I'm positive that I could kill both these girls.
Fuck ronda for making us suffer this
I'm sitting on the toilet and just took a massive shit, how much time left do I have to wipe? Just did a recon wipe and it's messy
why is the onlyfans slut fighting with a shirt on
Guys I just took a fat Schaub.
Interestingly, when I went to wipe, the paper was completely clean.
this is fucking boring, time for intelligent and nuanced debate
what's your heemsnack? I was given a box of these slags for my birthday going to town on them rn (right now)
funny hansen opts to wear a tshirt instead of the bra
please be my girlfriend please please oh God please
How dare you say that while our European friends are still with us.
>Eurobros, don't forget your coffee and tea! The main card memes will be good, I swear
Joe seems to have had another DMT trip recently
chick looks like Karin from SF5
I hope Hansen loses
We want bamhole
wtf why dont they do this? just noticed now that you mention it.
You have 15 minutes.
Did you have fun? I always take long breaks when it starts to get boring, but always end up coming back again
Peanut butter and apple slices
>Gurls get it done
No offensive to the bloodline or course :)
That's literally me unironically
That's generally a good sign, keep up your fiber intake.
usually go to the aussie bakery and get a pie and a kransky and flavoured milk. (imagine greggs x 100)
>flails her leg like a retard while doing nothing
>Kay's guard is very good
kek this fight is comedy gold
You're a late millenial faggot.
When is ufc signing Valerie loureda?
How many pieces of tp would you have to pick off your tongue post brapper lick? Digits confirm.
Does America have a future?
Then don't be. Generations are nothing more than a marketing gimmick. Its about whats in ur heart b.
Will Kay be the first WMMA suicide?
>tfw bet on hansen decision
i'm losing my money aren't i?
why white color has gradient from white to gray
what the fuck
The confederate states do
No fight can be worse tonight after this bros
Its all up the hills for here
one day dana will be forced to cave in to lefty demands and a random troon will stomp all over every wmma division, making it entertaining for the first time ever
ROCK THE BOAT
I just ate a bunch of raisins
but im gonna have some genoa salame and irish cheese for snacks when the hunger strikes
also having a bloody mary at the moment