/TurnLeft/:Paperclip edition

Today
@MartinsvilleSwy
coverage:
7:00 PM, NASCAR RaceDay: NCS, FS1
7:30 PM, NCS Richmond race, FS1
7:58 PM, Green flag

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First for my gamer Larson

official winner roll

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It's looking like showers till 9 pm. They racing tonight?

My glorious local broadcaster says it's delayed and is showing squirrels interrupting sporting events instead of pre-race but I can't even find anything about whether it's raining.

Oh I guess whatever is on FS1 is running over time so they have nothing to pick up.

AutisTic

Red sox vs yankees just ended

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Radar doesn't look promising

A lot of that is barely reaching the ground.

>snowing
lmao

It's too bad truex won't get the chance to race on his home track tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

>night race
>400 miler instead of 500
>weather
where did it all go wrong

>these conditions

A decent time on a Sunday morning and I’ve been bent over and violated

If it was 400 miles they'd be there until Sunday.

Like that's different than any of your other Sunday mornings...

God I wish it was 400 miles

Should clear up soon

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If there's any good news, it's that this track dries in about 30 minutes.

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Only one more week until I can drink beer again

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>rain delay

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They've started drying the track. Might not be a delay at all.

Can someone please link the pastebin?

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Cody Ware gonna contend after eliminating his one weakness

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Thanks leafanon

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theyre shifting here. half of these shitboxes will hopefully break

thx

running low on booze bros. do i have time to make a beer run?

stenhouse will be victorious

Snowy race would be kino

Shannon Spake needs to try a little harder to seem interested

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Yeah

If you are really quick, then ye.

Senpaitachi what’s the weather looking like

???? what happ? why?

Lent

>muh God

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>muh god

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Trackhouse bros how we feeling

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Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I have to take my younger siblings to see the Sonic movie and now I'm going to miss the race.

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twitter.com/NASCAR_Xfinity/status/1512849230297280515

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If anything, the movie will be better than this Race.

They've been shifting at a lot of tracks with this 5 speed transmission.

It's probably to most underrated part of this new car, it's helped a lot with the tire spin issue on restarts.

You could beat the shit out of them and call an ambulance. That way you wouldn't need to go to the movies and you could watch the race.

I’ll pray for you anons that the Lord guides your every step as he guides mine. May God’s peace be upon you.

Just farted for like 20 seconds straight

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repent

well, we will see what happens

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Probably.
I've considered it.
I should be able to see the end of the race, at least.

This shit is gonna last till midnight isn't it?

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God entered my body like a body my same size

Gibbs is a pussy bitch for coming in for a fight with his helmet on but the other kid was a retard for taking it off when it was obvious Gibbs was keeping his on.

>Deegs in trucks
>Gibbs in xfin
Who will Krut be going after tonight?

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Should be racing in the next 15-20 minutes.

When’s the green flag brehs

Nvm kek

Shannon Spake is perfect MILF material my Lord.

>Lynchburg
>naming a city after a racial hate crime
Ummmmmm
Explain yourselves, Virginians

long orgasmic farts are a gift from god, not sure what your point is here

Her and Jaime Little need to make some lesbo milf pr0n

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hey there's a lynchburg tennessee too, give us some credit

>8:25 EST
Please.

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Why bring them and not use them? This is a perfect opportunity to use them.

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the leaf is right about you weirdos

yum

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I have no idea why that picture is so funny.

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still would

Maybe because they disintegrate faster than the regular tires? Considering the problems we've had every race I can imagine.

I hate short tracks so goddamn much

finally, an update on the mythical goodyear oval track rain tires , it's only been over a year since they last mentioned them

GOOOOOOOD MORNING TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ONLY:
>LARSONCHADS
>GRAGCHADS
>APPLEBEESCHADS
>/LEARNING/ & /LIFTING/ CHADS
>WORDLWIDECHADS
>JOEYCHADS I GUESS ARE WELCOME TOO

What did you mean by this?

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Up your standards, jfc

Based gaijinbro. LarsonChads, tonight is our night.

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thank you Pvt Gomez. Very cool!

>tfw no gf to yell at me

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I would lick her crows feet

She looks like the type of MILF that invites the neighborhood lawn mowing kid inside and educates him.

God I wish that were me

She's so adorable when she's being feisty

>ctrl+f
>Byron
>0 results
whole lot of gays ITT

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probably the only downside of not being millitary in japan is not having any nascar buddies to shoot the shit with. i suppose i need to go hunt for a local track and see what the fuck is going on

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Roll for winner

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vroom

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Fatal wreck roll

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She looks like that one friend's mom that dresses in a nightgown when you spend the night and waits for you to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night to take you to her room.

mesmerizingly based