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UFC 273 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #1
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megan a cute
Fuck Peter "Siberian Midget" Pan
If you like Peter Pan eat shit out of my ass
just got my dick sucked
first for decisions
Who was the lucky guy?
Tonight the black race win the story. Sorry Russians, the good guys got this.
I will hold the belt as long as Bushido dictates it honorable. If I bring dishonor to the Chrysanthemum Throne or the Emperor I will disembowel myself in ritual seppuku. I will follow in the tradition of Yasuke the first black samurai, loyal to Oda Nobunaga himself. Petr-san, I will meet you on the field of battle when my wounds have healed and one of us will die a beautiful death befitting a warrior.
I will defeat you in single combat and hang your topknots in my dojo. Prepare.
IKIMASHOOOO ALJO BROS
dont post thots, im on 2 weeks no fap
prime breeding material
Not healthy, b
post bussy or drop and gimme 50
What should I pick up to for alcohol on my way home from getting my heem food? Already have my edibles scheduled out and need some beverages
no fap is the dumbest shit, take it ur a flatearther too
could be genius reverse psychology to get baddies posted
>dont post thots, im on 2 weeks no fap
joe is the worst of the khamzat fanboys
Look at this photo I took yesterday of an old man eating fish and chips at the pub with naan bread he brought from home
please don't make fun of him
I think DC is bretty bad bra
a brit doing the bidding of Mutts like me.I had an Indian girl obsess over me because of my blue eyes. they are so easy.
>tfw haven't witnessed a singular heem in 20 days
oh yeah I'm thinking it's heem time boys
>bread he brought from home
HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEEEEMS
I LOVE HEEM
GIVE ME HEEMS GIVE ME HEEEEEEEEEMMMS
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
FACE THE PAIN FACE THE PAIN FACE THE PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNN AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
you a mackenzie dern fan?
eheheh ya hear what i said T? i said who was the lucky guy
Hello sirs, welcome my friends, to the MMA
This is a meng.
Um, Joe is commentating. That's a no from me, sweetie...
Did you say Emma-Mae?
Tonight, gentlemen, the record is corrected.
Why the fuck do I got Schaub's TUF on every link I have ?
>ywn feel megan olivis hot sticky body on yours
Fat bastard adding carbs to his meal of fried carbs. God I absolutely fucking hate entitle old pieces of shit. Enjoy the heart attack coming your way in 2 months fat retard.
>it's a bantamweight followed by wmma episode
I will not look at this no. Blog posters should kill themselves and do everyone else a favour. Thank you.
they already delayed 30 min where are the heems
damn olinik on the early prelims damn
izzybros... do we start getting worried if Chimaev bitches gilbert tonight? surely usman will stop him... right?
No, my dear, it's MMA
Anyone notice how Dana said if everything works out he wants to do Khamzat/Colby on ABC?
He's basically openly admitting he wants Khamzat to win kek. I know he does but usually he tries to keep it a bit coy
it would be kino for the memes and seethe but heem is a racist place
Yan is going to break his neck live and he will die giving Yan the true belt
Should I jack off now or later
Megan practiced that for weeks and still sucked. She is horrible.
Yan WILL claim what is rightfully HIS
*joey diaz tweet about eating derns ass*
I feel KZ vs Volk is the closest fight out of all the main card, KZ has a genuine chance
Are you ready for fights my dear?
wait until Tecia makes the walk
no shit how do you think she got the job
Yes. A neck brace and a wheelchair
implied odds are 17% b
bantamweight is good though? highest average skill level.
emma mae sounds like a dimepiece
Mackenzie Dern is a great dancer btw
I do NOT post in /heem/.
I have ZERO all-time posts in /heem/.
I DO post in game threads.
Can anyone still claim to be a real one if they haven't jerked off to Megan Olivi at least twice?
ESL faggots should not be allowed to have nicknames.
>Fantastic Muay Thai
you're a genuine retard if you belieb that
/heem/ I'm not a coffee guy
If I have it now will it wake me up now, or does the caffeine only kick in an hour or so later?
The new "look" they gave the interface looks like fucking shit, completely soulless wtf
ready to see ian get heemed, chimaev body burns, aljo silence the haters and dont care about fw, how about yourself
Checked but she is a 5/10 on her best day.
it takes 12 hours for coffee to kick in, thats why people drink it in the morning so they can have sex all night with their gf
heem ur roommate for maximum wakefulness
i only do cocaine sorry
ufc has been soulless for 10 years
I don't think it looks any more soulless than before but it does just look weirdly shit
Wait to start based then end up incredibly cringe
it only takes one from the zombie and volk got his chin checked by pilloway
Fuck you Bruce Buffer
based me too b
works faster on no tolerance cucks
Izzy should worry about Poatan.
It’s really hard for me to jack off to up-close face pics, I need at least a bikini shot or lingerie to be able to finish, AT LEAST
I like the new look
It only takes one?? Oh on god b you shook up my mindset fer ser
My weakness is my strength
The real ones know.
>this new music
"top guys" Danny Gay and David Teymur
New tale of the tape doodle sucks ass
They've changed the tale of the tape music?
Also how come the arena is packed when it's just the first fight? Usually no one turns up
nah i think yan should clean sterling but i think aljo would be funny to see the malding. i like volko and tkz but think itll be a shutout for alex
if you can't masturbate to a fully clothed woman you need to stop watching porn, that being said post more olivi
New camera for the crowd shots
Dana pissed that Colby made meng’s contract damn near worthless
>Also how come the arena is packed when it's just the first fight? Usually no one turns up
Floridians are the real ones b
khamzat is such a drawl b
Florida bros show up.
>tfw Buffer is still alive
Lot of people for early prelims.
Lot of real ones out tonight.
will he cat? wtf?
Chute Boxe bros it's our TIME
Coffee starts working almost immediately and will last 3-5 hours depending on your tolerance, most likely. Could be different for different people I guess but that's how it goes for me.
the new look is shit, looks like something from a knockoff MMA game
Also why is the header below the stat
I don’t like the new fighter preview format, it’s too busy
new UI is SHIT
nah he'll just become israelmagomed adesanye. tho i do want to see poatan murder sean strickland
the new UFC graphics are soulless
talmbout Willycat b?
bbbeast of a willy
Digits confirm they cannot.
I always imagine the mic she's holding is my dick.
Half the crowd will be ejected for being belligerently drunk by the main event
what's up with refs always looking like rejects? this guy looks like he keeps spiders as pets
The new graphics are clean but too clean
Brooklyn has great tits.
Alexander Volkanovski vs. 정찬성
Aljamain Sterling vs. Пётp Ян
Gilbert Burns vs. Хaмзaт Чимaeв
Mackenzie Dern vs. Tecia Torres
Vinc Pichel vs. Mark Madsen
the faggot americans already woo-ing lol homosexual cringelords
>ynr broolyns hershey kiss nips
You will ACCEPT the SOULLESSNESS
NEW SCORE BUG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's a good ui
Amazing, *chefs kiss*
Is today the day? It all goes correct?
Here we go
They've changed the rounds thing at the bottom
I need a negress
>the UFC changed their round interface design thingy that shows the fighters names
How do you guys like it?
Why the fuck does it need to say the weight class at the bottom
Wake me up when it's the main card
i wouldn't hire her, she looks like she would neglect her duties and create unnecessary issues for me
Not bad. Not great. Inoffensive.
looks like fucking windows vista
That's the only thing that I would consider an improvement, if you miss the tale of the tape it's nice to know.
microcephalic freak on the right
ayo this Willycat is a dawlg
I'd like to snap the neck of every whooping faggot in the audience its genuinely unlistenable
whom are these
A heckin’ spin kick!
>tfw you have cuck-me-while-i-jerk'n'cry eyes lmao
no. the old one looked cleaner and made it look more sophisticated
But does it really need to be there the whole fight?
Have it sit there for 30 seconds at the start, not the whole fight.
but her feet didnt move?
>mentioning my boy's power on the broadcast
I like the color scheme, not a fan of everything else. It's too obstructive
i do not like this new UI design by the UFC
Felder is doing PPV? They couldnt get Bisping?
blonde can will tko black hair can
going to miss the early prelims and watch the main prelims at 1am
I agree with this have it come back every now and then but its can go away for most the fight
Can some faggot just post a Link to a free stream
wew lads good little round
his name is arse
lol i know, that's the only strike Aljo uses (cringe)
nej på dej svenne
The UFC doesn't care. Everyone hates the Twitter pop-up kike shit but those aren't going away either.
Fucking bum Santos fucking up my bet already
OOOOOOHHHHHH HE'S FINE
>Even Jon Anik has started OHHHHing now
They're going to get rid of Rogan
>Arce is crispt tonight!
Kattarbros, don't tell me were gonna have our krispy king title taken away?
Imagine the bathroom braps, bros.
All hail Floridamen!