UFC 273 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #1

Anri Okita

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Tonight the black race win the story. Sorry Russians, the good guys got this.

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stop cheating

IKIMASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

I will hold the belt as long as Bushido dictates it honorable. If I bring dishonor to the Chrysanthemum Throne or the Emperor I will disembowel myself in ritual seppuku. I will follow in the tradition of Yasuke the first black samurai, loyal to Oda Nobunaga himself. Petr-san, I will meet you on the field of battle when my wounds have healed and one of us will die a beautiful death befitting a warrior.

Petr-san
TJ-San
Garbrandt-san
Sandhagen-san
Font-san

I will defeat you in single combat and hang your topknots in my dojo. Prepare.

De wa

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IKIMASHOOOO ALJO BROS

LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Love heems
Like girls

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dont post thots, im on 2 weeks no fap

prime breeding material

Fuck Dana

Not healthy, b

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*enters thread*
youtube.com/watch?v=1XFq4tgqJ5g

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post bussy or drop and gimme 50

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What should I pick up to for alcohol on my way home from getting my heem food? Already have my edibles scheduled out and need some beverages

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no fap is the dumbest shit, take it ur a flatearther too

could be genius reverse psychology to get baddies posted

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Heeem day.

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>dont post thots, im on 2 weeks no fap

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joe is the worst of the khamzat fanboys

Look at this photo I took yesterday of an old man eating fish and chips at the pub with naan bread he brought from home

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WT 101

please don't make fun of him

I think DC is bretty bad bra

a brit doing the bidding of Mutts like me.I had an Indian girl obsess over me because of my blue eyes. they are so easy.

>tfw haven't witnessed a singular heem in 20 days
oh yeah I'm thinking it's heem time boys

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>bread he brought from home
based

HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEEEEMS

I LOVE HEEM
GIVE ME HEEMS GIVE ME HEEEEEEEEEMMMS

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
FACE THE PAIN FACE THE PAIN FACE THE PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNN AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

you a mackenzie dern fan?

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eheheh ya hear what i said T? i said who was the lucky guy

Hello sirs, welcome my friends, to the MMA

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This is a meng.

howdy

Um, Joe is commentating. That's a no from me, sweetie...

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Did you say Emma-Mae?

Card?

Tonight, gentlemen, the record is corrected.

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disgusting tranny

Why the fuck do I got Schaub's TUF on every link I have ?

>ywn feel megan olivis hot sticky body on yours

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Fat bastard adding carbs to his meal of fried carbs. God I absolutely fucking hate entitle old pieces of shit. Enjoy the heart attack coming your way in 2 months fat retard.

>it's a bantamweight followed by wmma episode

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I will not look at this no. Blog posters should kill themselves and do everyone else a favour. Thank you.

they already delayed 30 min where are the heems

damn olinik on the early prelims damn

izzybros... do we start getting worried if Chimaev bitches gilbert tonight? surely usman will stop him... right?

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No, my dear, it's MMA

Anyone notice how Dana said if everything works out he wants to do Khamzat/Colby on ABC?

He's basically openly admitting he wants Khamzat to win kek. I know he does but usually he tries to keep it a bit coy

it would be kino for the memes and seethe but heem is a racist place

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my heterosexuality..

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Yan is going to break his neck live and he will die giving Yan the true belt

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Should I jack off now or later

Megan practiced that for weeks and still sucked. She is horrible.

Yan WILL claim what is rightfully HIS

*joey diaz tweet about eating derns ass*

next fight

I feel KZ vs Volk is the closest fight out of all the main card, KZ has a genuine chance

Are you ready for fights my dear?

wait until Tecia makes the walk

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>megan sucks
no shit how do you think she got the job

Yes. A neck brace and a wheelchair

implied odds are 17% b

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bantamweight is good though? highest average skill level.

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Upvo

IIIIIIIIIIIITTTT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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emma mae sounds like a dimepiece

Fart!

Mackenzie Dern is a great dancer btw

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THE shartles??

I do NOT post in /heem/.
I have ZERO all-time posts in /heem/.
I DO post in game threads.

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Can anyone still claim to be a real one if they haven't jerked off to Megan Olivi at least twice?

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he cute

>Willycat

>Willycat
ESL faggots should not be allowed to have nicknames.

>Fantastic Muay Thai

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you're a genuine retard if you belieb that

/heem/ I'm not a coffee guy

If I have it now will it wake me up now, or does the caffeine only kick in an hour or so later?

cringe

The new "look" they gave the interface looks like fucking shit, completely soulless wtf

ready to see ian get heemed, chimaev body burns, aljo silence the haters and dont care about fw, how about yourself

Checked but she is a 5/10 on her best day.

it takes 12 hours for coffee to kick in, thats why people drink it in the morning so they can have sex all night with their gf

heem ur roommate for maximum wakefulness

i only do cocaine sorry

ufc has been soulless for 10 years

I don't think it looks any more soulless than before but it does just look weirdly shit

Wait to start based then end up incredibly cringe

it only takes one from the zombie and volk got his chin checked by pilloway

Fuck you Bruce Buffer

based me too b

works faster on no tolerance cucks

Izzy should worry about Poatan.

It’s really hard for me to jack off to up-close face pics, I need at least a bikini shot or lingerie to be able to finish, AT LEAST

I like the new look

It only takes one?? Oh on god b you shook up my mindset fer ser

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My weakness is my strength

The real ones know.

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>this new music

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"top guys" Danny Gay and David Teymur

New tale of the tape doodle sucks ass

They've changed the tale of the tape music?
It's dogshit

Also how come the arena is packed when it's just the first fight? Usually no one turns up

nah i think yan should clean sterling but i think aljo would be funny to see the malding. i like volko and tkz but think itll be a shutout for alex

if you can't masturbate to a fully clothed woman you need to stop watching porn, that being said post more olivi

New camera for the crowd shots

Dana pissed that Colby made meng’s contract damn near worthless

Shut up.

>Also how come the arena is packed when it's just the first fight? Usually no one turns up
Floridians are the real ones b

khamzat is such a drawl b

Florida bros show up.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>tfw Buffer is still alive

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Lot of people for early prelims.
Lot of real ones out tonight.

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will he cat? wtf?

Chute Boxe bros it's our TIME

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Coffee starts working almost immediately and will last 3-5 hours depending on your tolerance, most likely. Could be different for different people I guess but that's how it goes for me.

the new look is shit, looks like something from a knockoff MMA game

Also why is the header below the stat

I don’t like the new fighter preview format, it’s too busy

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new UI is SHIT

nah he'll just become israelmagomed adesanye. tho i do want to see poatan murder sean strickland

the new UFC graphics are soulless

talmbout Willycat b?
bbbeast of a willy

Digits confirm they cannot.

I always imagine the mic she's holding is my dick.

Half the crowd will be ejected for being belligerently drunk by the main event

what's up with refs always looking like rejects? this guy looks like he keeps spiders as pets

The new graphics are clean but too clean

Brooklyn has great tits.

Alexander Volkanovski vs. 정찬성
Aljamain Sterling vs. Пётp Ян
Gilbert Burns vs. Хaмзaт Чимaeв
Mackenzie Dern vs. Tecia Torres
Vinc Pichel vs. Mark Madsen

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Heem day

thanks user

the faggot americans already woo-ing lol homosexual cringelords

>ynr broolyns hershey kiss nips

You will ACCEPT the SOULLESSNESS

NEW SCORE BUG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's a good ui

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Volk
Yan
Khamzat
Dern
Pinchel

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Amazing, *chefs kiss*

Is today the day? It all goes correct?
Burns
Aljo
Zombie
Here we go

They've changed the rounds thing at the bottom

I need a negress

>the UFC changed their round interface design thingy that shows the fighters names
How do you guys like it?

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Volk
Chetr Yan
Giblert
Dern
Madsen

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>Volk
>Yan
>Chimav
>Dern
>Madsen

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Volk
Aljo
Burns
Dern
Pichel

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Шypик
Пeтpyхa
Дoн
Tpaвa
Mapкo Пoлo

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ZOMBIE
Yan
Hazmat
Dern
Madsen

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Why the fuck does it need to say the weight class at the bottom

Alexander Volkanovski
Пётp Ян
Хaмзaт Чимaeв
Tecia Torres
Mark Madsen

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Wake me up when it's the main card

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i wouldn't hire her, she looks like she would neglect her duties and create unnecessary issues for me

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KZ
Yan
Cumshot
Torres
Pichel

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Not bad. Not great. Inoffensive.

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Cute bioleto

Jung
Sterling
Chimaev
Dern
Madsen

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bruce
ruski
brazza
durrn
marky mark

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Alexander Volkanovski
Пётp Ян
Gilbert Burns
Tecia Torres
Mark Madsen

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>ui
looks like fucking windows vista

That's the only thing that I would consider an improvement, if you miss the tale of the tape it's nice to know.

microcephalic freak on the right

ayo this Willycat is a dawlg

winner cunt

Volk
Yan
Burns
Derns
Mads

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I'd like to snap the neck of every whooping faggot in the audience its genuinely unlistenable

CRISP

whom are these

A heckin’ spin kick!

>tfw you have cuck-me-while-i-jerk'n'cry eyes lmao

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no. the old one looked cleaner and made it look more sophisticated

Volk
Yan
Chimaev
Dern
Madsen

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But does it really need to be there the whole fight?
Have it sit there for 30 seconds at the start, not the whole fight.

but her feet didnt move?

>mentioning my boy's power on the broadcast

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I like the color scheme, not a fan of everything else. It's too obstructive

Volk
Yan
Chimaev
Dern
Pichel

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i do not like this new UI design by the UFC

Felder is doing PPV? They couldnt get Bisping?

Volky boy
Ян
Чимaeв
Mackenzie
Madsen

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blonde can will tko black hair can

going to miss the early prelims and watch the main prelims at 1am

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NEW graphics.

I agree with this have it come back every now and then but its can go away for most the fight

Can some faggot just post a Link to a free stream

wew lads good little round

heh
his name is arse

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>rogan commentary

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lol i know, that's the only strike Aljo uses (cringe)

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Alexander Volkanovski
Petr Yan
Khamzat Chimaev
Tecia Torres
Vinc Pichel

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Alexander Volkanovski
Aljamain Sterling
Gilbert Burns
Tecia Torres
Mark Madsen

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nej på dej svenne

The UFC doesn't care. Everyone hates the Twitter pop-up kike shit but those aren't going away either.

Fucking bum Santos fucking up my bet already

OOOOOOHHHHHH HE'S FINE

>Even Jon Anik has started OHHHHing now

They're going to get rid of Rogan

>Arce is crispt tonight!
Kattarbros, don't tell me were gonna have our krispy king title taken away?

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Imagine the bathroom braps, bros.

All hail Floridamen!