/turnleft/ - Race For The Grandfather Clock™

was martinsville always this bad..?

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I like Ty Gibbs

No. It used to be the best track.

night martinsville was a mistake

>tire getting knocked around pit road
kek

me too, he's cute, and christian, my favorite kind

So many funny tire moments this year

It's gotten significantly worse with each generation becoming more uniform across teams.

im guessing theres gonna be a late bs caution that will end up having the 2nd place car moving the leader on the last lap making the plebs forget how shit this race is

At least one per race. Someone is going to get killed.

Christopher Bell is literally cursed this season. I like it.

OFFICIAL WINNER ROLL

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FUCKING AUTISM

Dael will aways be the wimner in my heart

Nevermind, it was Cole Custer. The only fucked up SHR team.

Cold Custard needs to be warmed up

wild tony spotted

put that gun in your mouth you ain't the real three

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>hitting your own loose tire lmao

>warm custard
masochist

based ShitYear

>first lead change all race
It's another Hendrick car.

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Rent free.

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gopro car lookin pretty fresh

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so far the superspeedway package is fine, the mile and a half + package is fine, the road course package is fine but the short track package sucks

i'm not having fun

Race hasn't been great so far, but I think it is going to be one of those races where they increasingly use the bumper towards the end of the race.

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We staying up for the F1 race?

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titty punch

Holy shit is Animal Blundetto

No, I don't watch european LGBT parades

I'm gonna watch it in bed. If I fall asleep I have it recording.

Maybe if this race doesn't put me to sleep.

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Oh fuck I didn't realize it started at 1am. I need more beer then.

>mfw no camera on her

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boycotting until Mazepin is reinstated

why doesn't NASCAR make smaller fuel tanks rules to introduce competent green flag fuel cycles pit stops to races again? I'm not even asking anything of goodyear like making tires that fall off linearly to no grip within a set number of laps, those ass shits can't into anything

>you will never unmolest Simone Biles

Allah forbids

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Last night there were a record number of cautions. There won't be a single one tonight until the end of the race.

>ynr cindric

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She was on the previous races.

>Clint Bowyer talking about trains
Autist confirmed

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>clint foamer
HOLY BASED

He gets a pass for slapping down Knaus with that "second week" comment

Im sleepy

Allah allows until 9pm then Allah forbids

>talking about trains
>broadcasting crew

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>drunk Clint bringing up old broadcast staples
>Mike Joy trying to pretend it wasn't regularly mentioned
>other guy doesn't even know what Clint's talking about
The booth is more entertaining than the race tonight.

real ones know

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How many pace laps are they gonna do start racing already

This race is so unfun Clint has to start talking about random shit because there's nothing happening

>other guy doesn't even know
Do you even know who the fuck you are talking about faggot? seriously? really? fucking lurk more newfaggor kys yourself promptly

also, live mic lol

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>Ty, get the rope.

Ok this is the first time I genuinely bought into the drunk bowyer meme. That reaction was >literally me

I now see why they hired clint

remember how excited bubba was for this race because he had a good car?

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How fucked up is Clint?
Knaus is boring af he shoukd get drunk too

BOOBS ON SCREEN

lol based

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international update is 200% pointless

pitty tunch

Im bored, what should we discuss

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Bowyer is hilarious.

I started typing up that post about Cup races in general this season.

Ok chestlet

only have 1 more after this one

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this but unironically

I got really excited until I realized you were talking about the international stream instead of FS1

Anyone got him pushing the kid webm?

Knaus should have his own weekly show.

He just dropped some great knowledge.

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How fucked most auto makers will be in a few years when all the money forced into EV development winds up wasted because EV is a meme and tax payers will be forced to bail them out again.

Still would rather see him drunk and screaming nonsense like Clint

>Jock
>Nerd
>Boomer Moderator

Not a bad lineup desu friendos.

Fuck you, I love flat-chested girls.

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Remember when Jimmy's pit crew was totally shit one time and Hendrick got them to switch with Gordon's pit crew that was doing good?

They should randomly shut off the lights at night races for a fresh new meme

based bully chad

someone hit someone. brakecheck someone. goddammit

uoh

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They have done that in the past, I believe it might have been Phoenix in the truck series.

last one

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If only these cars transitioned to functional headlights and identify as sports cars

Remember the race at Gateway when a truck hit a pole outside the track and caused most of the lights to shut off?

So many different paint schemes this week. feels harder to keep track of this season than it has been

The lights can already darude sandstorm

but it isnt?