Jesus christ

Jesus christ

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mommy

Did you know she was originally supposed to have three breasts?

TNG had the worst crew

and the biological purpose of that would be...?

extra milk trunk

I don't like the big hair, but I would totally fuck Troi. I bet it would be intense.

She and Riker were such whores. They were "destined" for one another, but they still fucked or tried to fuck every living thing that guest starred on the show.

No that's Diana Troi

erect males

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What's wrong with a little sex?

You'll find out sooner or later why whores are bad. It's like the matrix

Explain why whores are like the Matrix.

You jack in, and nothing is real.

You need to see it for yourself to believe, no one can tell you

Troi was assaulted more often than seeking it user

>"ensign user to the bridge immediately"
>"y-yes captain?"
>notice troi
>start thinking about her
>she visibly shrinks in her chair and asks to be excused
>"counselor troi what is the mea..."
>picard looks at you
>looks at troi
>realizes what's happening, dismisses you instead
>worf and reiker laugh at you as you leave
>go to holodeck
>"computer, create a bathtub filled with an exact facsimile of counselor troi's last ten bowel movements, amplified 20 times in volume, and then remove all safety protocols"

This is actually true. Nothing about all the pornos I watched and erotica I read prepared me for sex. I just figured my dick would work. Imagine my surprise when it didn't.

mom-mom-my

An ensign wouldn't be authorized to turn off the holodeck safeties.

>tfw no trinity gf to help me escape the whore matrix

Too much porn, it's difficult to stay hard with a condom on.

That doesn't explain your brain not working either. Or your life.

>2019
>wearing a condom
why

Lol you are right, it's a 30 year old boomer thing.

marina sirtis is a child abuser

>haha imagine not wanting to get hiv
Fuck off.

Really? I haven't heard this but I believe it. Seems the type

>have an entire episode arc about how she can still function as an officer without her empathic ability
>next episode they literally only use her for her empathic ability

That was the blond one with the pixie haircut from voyager I think.
Not Sirtis.

anyone have the webm of her receiving someone in her quarters with a nightie

two to hold and one to suck

Did you know that when police raid the homes of pedos they ALWAYS find star trek memorabilia. Every time

>Counselor Troi embarks on a vital social, hygienic and educational mission. She wants you to know something important about her race. Betazoids have and they do emit gas, the same as virtually any other humanoid species. There’s something a bit different about her people, however – when they bake butt biscuits, the odor isn’t offensive. Yes, when they fart, the smell is decidedly aromatic.

>Troi is assigned as Counselor to Captain Picard on Enterprise 1701-D. When Troi farts, she has nothing at all to worry about – neither do her crewmates.

>The always demure Deanna Troi, as the Starship Enterprise Counselor prepared for her day’s professional therapy sessions. Lt. Barclay was nowhere in sight, so we felt relaxed and confident we’d not be disturbed.

>We’re good, right, I mean you’re not going to fart during our interview?

Troi chuckled, “Such a direct question, I love that kind of icebreaker. The Enterprise maintains a pretty good fart suppression system from what Geordi tells me, but I don’t think you’ll have to worry.”

>Betazed is fart free? Astounding.

>“Well, I am half human and half Betazoid, but basically Betazed flatulence is, shall we say – aromatic. Our gas gives off a rather pleasant smell, so no matter where I am – even when technology can’t suppress the mean smell of a fart, people around me have no worries when I root a toot toot.”

>And what exactly does the gas smell like – can you give us an idea?

>“It’s hard to describe really. I mean, some say Betazoid flatulence reminds them off spring flowers or a rainy, summer day. I’ve even heard of some people comparing our gas to a breezy summer beach. It’s really quite a lovely experience.”

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I've heard. Not everytime though, they say it is just a common theme. I am guessing Jimmy Savile didn't have much of a collection.

Sex offenders are more likely to be socially awkward and lonely, hence being into an awkward semi autistic pseudo socialization fantasy world like ST. They also say pedos are very likely to have an engineering or computing background.

Doesn't really count as a collection when you are a main character on the show like she was.

What is the biological purpose of two? Why not one huge milker?

So you can feed more offspring at once you giant fucking sperg. Every notice animals have a whole row? Because they birth litters.

>This is actually true. Nothing about all the pornos I watched and erotica I read prepared me for sex. I just figured my dick would work. Imagine my surprise when it didn't

You were surprised to be gay?

I like when Jellico called her out on her thotfit.

Based Cohaagen and airpilled.

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>animals make their own kitty litter

Had me going for second there.

THERE... WERE... FOUR... BREASTS!
Seriously, they wanted four titties, but the idea was scrapped early on because Roddenberry's wife told him no.

sexual tension is an old trope but it works

if they're just doing it it's boring but waiting to see if they do it creates some suspense

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>that one episode where she teases roger

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>it's a "Holodeck Scat fantasy becomes sentient" episode

>then they strand it on a planet and wipe their memories of it, but come back to the planet later when troi crashes a shuttle there

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This, desu. First time I ever had sex (if you can even call it that) I was drunker than shit and couldn't believe how many mechanics were involved in actually doing it.

It was so baffling that I just ended up giving up and going to sleep instead.

Would torpedo

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Do they wear condoms in Star Trek?

Glad she gave her blessing to the actress playing Troi in the reboot

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>Based Cohaagen and airpilled.
YOU CANT JUST REFERENCE UNIVERSES LIKE THAT BRO

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>She and Riker were such whores. They were "destined" for one another, but they still fucked or tried to fuck every living thing that guest starred on the show.
thus is the flaw of gay space communsim.

now this is a thinking man

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what the fuck, this is the fucking realest shit i ever heard

Supposedly she's of Greek heritage. Any Greekbros here? Does she look like an average Greek woman?

Greek women are fuzzy trolls.

thats not the reason, if you only jack off, then the one time you arent expected to jack off but stay hard, you arent gonna stay hard.

porn is fine, just dont jack off all the time, or just be a man and jack off during the downtime of sex. if you arent plowing, then play with your dick. dont get blowjobs since non pornstars/prostitutes do it right

mommy

You can still have sex if you jerk off sometimes.

Only cats.

MOMMY

How many versions of her do you think existed in the holodeck’s computers?

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

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user, that's the point. It shows how our morals change in the future and not always for the better

She really is one of the most god awful actresses I've ever seen. You guys remember that holodeck episode with data playing different wild west characters and she teamed up with worf and had that horrific "western" accent? Big yikes

Fuck you Durango was great

The male crew was great.
The female crew was awful

>TrekMovie.com reports Marina as saying: ‘I am going to explain why I don’t watch Discovery, before they all hate me. We were on the best Star Trek show.
>‘If CBS thinks I am going to pay to watch Star Trek, they are demented. I will wait until I go to England and watch it on Netflix, which I pay for anyway.’
>While she might not be buying the new series, she’s clearly proud of her time on the show, and Marina added: ‘I actually think that Star Trek got it right in our show and in the original show because the shows were about something. ‘They weren’t just entertainment…They were little morality plays and that is what Star Trek lost after we were done. And it ought to go back to that.’
Based

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>"It’s really quite a lovely experience."

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