/seriea/ - The Chastiser of Cagliari edition

Taking ourselves in round: #1232

SERIE A MATCHDAY 32
>Saturday, 9th April
15:00 Empoli 0-0 Spezia
18:00 Inter 2-0 Hellas Verona
20:45 Cagliari 1-2 Juventus

>Sunday, 10th April
12:30 Genoa - Lazio
15:00 Napoli - Fiorentina
15:00 Sassuolo - Atalanta
15:00 Venezia - Udinese
18:00 Roma - Salernitana
20:45 Torino - Milan

>Monday, 11th April
20:45 Bologna - Sampdoria

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, never expect oral on a Friday night, a carpet or a rug nailed to a wall is considered a tapestry, shave your balls and to eat tiger bread

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twitter.com/bennygiardina/status/1512843838985052160
twitter.com/ESPNnl/status/1512892367229136901
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Literally me whenever I read the Zaniolo and Raspadori rumors

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Duccio coomer, there is/was a pornhub model, a skinny asian or hapa bitch with bright red hair and i think she only/mostly fucked toys. Do you know who i'm talking about? Spend last hour trying to find her profile

One armband please

twitter.com/bennygiardina/status/1512843838985052160

Lame

>Rabiot keeps losing the ball
DAI VA BENE
>Kean trips over his own feet
HALMA
>Zakaria passes the ball to an opponent
HALMA HALMAAAAAAA
>Cuadrado can't make the simplest of crosses
>Dybala misses on an open goal
USIAMO LA TESTAAAAAAAAAAH
>Rabiot dribbles the entire flank only to dive into the box instead of crossing
FACCIAMOLA GIRARE
>Pellegrini equalizes out of blue
DAI DAI DAI
>Somehow Dusan scores another goal
>Chiesa gets boo'ed by the away fans despite not even playing
>look at the bench
>"Warm up for me, Bernardeschi."
DAIIII VELOCE
>switch to masterful tictocs 5-4-1
>Szczesny looks at a deflected shot going past him
>risks again
>throws coat away
COME AD UDINE PUTTANA MAIALAAAAAAAH
>bus status: fully parked
>in the post game interviews
"Bisogna fare i homplimenti ai ragazzi che hanno messo in hampo una prestazione importante hontro un avversario importante"

Fixed for you duccio

>Draghi is taking this from >us

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>Pellegrini equalizes out of blue

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I wouldn't know, I don't do visual porn

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nigga switched to a 7-2-1 against fucking Lmao Pedro

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Well one of yous use to post pornhub links here

Inshallah, you can try on reddit r/tipofmypenis

*crack*

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found it. rafaella santos. just google her nudes and you will get there.

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Noaro bros... >we must stay up now

*hands over the armband*

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Is 'putting your head in the spaghetti' an Italian expression? Or is that effect portraying something else

testa de cecco

>Is 'putting your head in the spaghetti' an Italian expression?
no

It's random but it fits Inzaghi so much

is he a fat fuck

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Onaninterview is up
twitter.com/ESPNnl/status/1512892367229136901

>Milan 9
Sure lmao

Why does Manchini dislike Calabria? He is best italian RB.

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it has been decided that the pushing WB is the left one, even if there isn't one

>Vlahovic is 22 years old and has been playing as a starter for a year and a half. At Juventus, there is a different pressure. His growth will become total when he manages his energy. He has to improve his control, sometimes the ball escapes him.
t. al-Legri

mancini dislikes many decent players sadly, or we wouldn't be out of the wc

It's not his fault our youth teams barely develop any good players outside of negrus

still florenzi over calabria, gassed barella over tonali, letting insigne and immobile on the pitch, insisting on fucking jorginho to take penalties when it's clear the dude has got some mental block going on etc. etc.

;_;

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la mano de negru

A leader of men

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The face of someone who has more Serie A goals than Zaniolel

I just checked and what the FUCK is this shit, these are abhorrent stats for a winger, I wouldn't spend more than 15m on this mouthbreather

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Cute footfag

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>Adrien Rabiot - Welcome to Clermont Foot 2022/23 (Goals and Skills compilation)
>video is 40 seconds long

>i really really want a new contract

Ciao /seriea/ come watch hockey with us :)

I went to a hockey game once when I was in Denver. It was fun.

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It could be if, say, someone decided to force it

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Someone would really have to have their testa incastrata nella pentola degli spaghetti to say forcing it wouldn’t be an option

bump

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>All the /heems/ have been long-ass fights
>Melbourne vroom vroom starting
>Volkanovski starting
AAAAAAAAA

mmm yes, it must be the pressure :^)

Volkanovski fight with Kz is so underwhelming desu
Not competitive and after another yet bullshit decision

He's just way too powerful bro. Literally who can beat him?
Yan was robbed.
Chimaev fight was based.

THE STRONGEST RACE IN THE WORLD

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>ASSton Shartin

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>doze off
>hear crofty speak sweet nothings to me like "max verstappen is out"
Based

Imagine the smell

macedonians?

Alonso is going to kill himself isn't he

kek

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Hamiltard is such a crying little bitch