ITT: Try to prove you aren't a plebeian piece of shit

Based

I have a cute guys folder

Example?

I pee in my backyard

I really really like this image.

Faggots disgust me.

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I also pee in his backyard.

I shit naked with the fan blowing and my bath running water

I am a member of Gens Cornelia

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Big deal. I shit immediately after taking a shower while I'm still drying off. Post-shower shits with a towel draped over your shoulders are the most comfy kind of shits.

IDK it has some of everything, probably at least one pic of every guy that Yea Forums spams, I just save pics I see that I find cute.

I shit in public washrooms and just walk away without flushing. Fuck you, look at my shit.

What kind of fucking sicko are you?

I only watch anime and just come here to shitpost

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H*ly fr*cken b*sed

Don't knock it 'till you try it, son.

I hate having to shit after a shower. I feel like I’ve undone all my work.

there are people who don't do this? its so enjoyable desu

I wholeheartedly (and wholeassedly) agree. Never got the meme.

It's better. You can even dab the toilet paper on your damp ass to turn it into a wet wipe. You'll never get a cleaner wipe than a post-shower wipe. It's that last wipe before bed you need to really worry about.

I prefer shitting before hand and then cleaning my asshole in the shower. But I’m pretty hairy back there.

I used to pee in people's sinks as a kid. Eventually this became a habit. A ritual of somekind, marking my territory. I still try and pee in every sink I can find. Public restrooms are the hardest to do as people will occasionally walk in on you peeing in the sink. But you gotta power through.

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I'm not saying that your way isn't more effective when it comes to hygiene. I'm just saying you're not getting that nice comfy sauna feeling of a buck-naked post-shower shit in a warm steamy bathroom. It's a lazy Sunday morning shit, not a workday shit.

worse than soijack, sneed and mask posters. kys

I jerk off in the bathroom at work

I've seen every Malick movie more than once and most of Altman's at least once.

cringe
based
extremely based
fucking psychopath

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Ok, I can see where you’re coming from at least.

I pee on my girlfriend's cat when it's in its basket in the kitchen. Just a little squirt, then right-turn into the bathroom.
Well, I used to. Cats do not like being pissed on.

I shit completely naked while browsing 4channel.

oh also my confession: i have never seen an mcu or star wars film

I have chronic constipation so I usually use my fingers to manually remove shit from my ass

That is a perfect ass.

>extremely based the anime faggot

Post invalid; Opinion discarded

I piss before I get out of bed in the morning.

Movies have woefully underperformed as an artistic medium.

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I don't have to

Movies at their best have only ever just grazed the underbelly of the heights that music and fine arts have reached.

I jerk off to brap porn as well as videos of women crapping their panties

very based

Wild At Heart is my favourite Lynch film and I think it was the director's peak thematically and visually.

i would literally rather eat pussy and ass than have actual sex

cuck

>pusy
based
>ass
cringe

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