Heckin' MESSI PSG tourists Match Thread vs Clermont

TICK TOCK TWAIN

i love to green-text players and then spam their name when they score.
this game sucks
im going to watch it anyways
is the youtube highlight out already ?

XG, PRE-ASSISTS, who scored rating
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ICI its MESSI

>when a 500 seats stadium have more noises than all epl clubs combined

epl bros why are we so souless ?

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im not used to this its soooo distracting from my bein sports commentary

>Another assist

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NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR

damn i have so much delay

scum players scum club

>neymar celebrating against clermont

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this. fuck clermont.

It could be his shin pad, im not going to jump into conclusions yet

>Does more than penaldo agaisnt neverton in less than 10 (ten) minutes

He has his shin pad in his hand.

It can be the other one

Forgot the gif

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He doesn't even have his stocking down

Pulled the sock down, took it off and pulled it back up because its cold in england (see his sleeves)

>messi

>disappears all season
>still top assister and carrier of the team
how the fuck does MESSI do it?

mbraaap is the top assister

well nevermind, he's now the top assister

ANOTHER ASSSIT
Penaldokeks coping,seething and dilating.

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clermont is my new eibar

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>pass to mbappe
>gets an assist

>OMG WORLD CLASS HE'S STILL GOT IT

absolutely hilarous

>le toop assister of the uber eats league

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Pissi Cuckitini

>Assisit at Uber eats Ligue one

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literally the GOAT, bros, it's an honor to witness him play football

Dilate penaldofags.

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>calling it a messist makes me a ghostnaldofag
messisters....are we eating each others now?

based blind refs

anyone know which teams all of messi's assists came from?
or which website is the most accurate for getting this stat??

beymar is so smol compared to the ref
mogged

Me da lastima tu viejo. Debe ser horrible tener un hijo argentino y fan de Cristiano Ronaldo.

kwab

>Not insulting everybody to show domination
Ngmi

Cristianosisters and Messisisters are made for each other, just like the guys they idolize
archiveofourown.org/tags/Lionel Messi*s*Cristiano Ronaldo/works

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Haven't been watching
Has Messi been good this game Unironically?

Seen his assists, second one was really nice

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just look at his sofascore bro

Why can't this midget score goals anymore

I need the Yea Forums anonscore

he always drops back and is too old do to his usual runs in defenses

beta mindset
Mbappe and Neymar broke his buck

7

most dangeroux lead

that's a dangerous lead

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Thanks

le plomb le plus dangereux

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He's playing the same role Iniesta did in 2015

> clemont foot

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