/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Mandatory Penis Inspections Edition

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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 45 (+19)
SAI: 33 (+15)
VER: 25 (+25)
RUS: 22 (+10)
HAM: 16 (+1)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 78 (+34)
Mercedes: 38 (+11)
Red Bull: 37 (+37)
Alpine: 16 (+8)
Haas: 12 (+2)

>WEC Standings:
RIC: 122.45 (+47.62)
HAM: 106.45 (+82.44)
LAT: 101.14 (+63.39)

>News:
RACE DAY
Gasly wants the FIA to inspect his penis over new underwear rule

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BMW Wilhelms

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lads, i didnt study for the penis inspection today..is it over?

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>FIA Mandatory Penis inspection
>fail

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Which drivers are the most likely to fail penis inspection day?

gimi

sometimes i forget Jenson was on Williams and Renault

>If they want to check my arse, feel free, I've got nothing to hide. My cock, everything. If that makes them happy, feel free.
A quote for the ages. If this F1 thing doesn't work out for him, he can always be a poet.

Leclerc: Over the maximum weight limit

>migg
>tsu
>hamilton
>stroll

Sophia Loren has always had gigantic boobas in my mind, guess I'm misremembering

Hamilton: removed in recent gender reassignment surgery

i still dont quite believe that quote is real. how can one man be so based?

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youtu.be/J1zZkndRn3c
KWAB

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Someone redpill me on GTA V radio stations. I only ever listened to the rock and pop ones

West Coast Classics all day every day

Absolutely cannot wait for Lewis to get another podium to keep Merc in the points race before they improve the car and he storms to an 8th WDC and this entire general kills themselves

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>mfw i remember Alonso quali

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KEK, Pierre rules

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I wish I were this confident in my body at any point in my adult years.

Fuck, it’s today? I left mine at home.

when is rockstar going to announce GTA6, GTA5 came out NINE YEARS AGO

capping this for future use

youtube.com/watch?v=E-PFWBfRwAc
youtube.com/watch?v=1PC_6E9HFbY
God I miss 2013

I listen the country, by far the best

>chiara binotto will never sit on my face
why live?

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uhm sweetie, just buy the re-re-re-release for the current platform

superior radio coming through
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youtu.be/AFpsRr0WjDE

That'd be actually interesting and fun to watch though.

What happened to all the comfy offseason bros? All I see now post in these threads are psychos and dudes getting baited.

just send her a dm on insta. shoot your shot

GTA Online is still making them plenty of money. No reason to bother with GTA6.

GioGio bros...

So happy I asked the Dutch poster to make this image. You just know the shill tears his hair out looking at this.

I liked the lab a lot personally. It's what introduced me to Little dragon

wont happen but hope he stays a bit longer in f1

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I wish I were as confident in my early 20s as I am in my late 30s.

IT'S A NICE DAY TO
START AGAAAAIIIIN

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We're the same people bur now were exited because merc is in the gutter

why did he post an image of himself online anyway?

See you lads in 11 hours for penis inspection, I'm gaan to bed.

Offseason bros represent, feel like we lost some of the comfiness and race threads move too fast but we’re still here

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Alpinebros how we feeling?

Offseason was more chaotic than comfy...

beer time

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anyone gonna watch motogp qualy ?

It's all coming together in Imola. What we saw,... was the beginning

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If you weren't here for the colostomybagposting then you're not a real /f1/ shitposter

>only team willing to let their drivers race eachother to the death
Feeling pretty good desu

it used to be comfy...

I mostly listen to the pop one and the disco one, those are the best. Sometimes others if they have a song I like but mostly those two.

>If you weren't here for the colostomybagposting
take me back

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Am I going to watch extreme anal insertion gay porn? (Yes I am)

If you werent here for Atomix pizza get out

Britbongs, is 50€ worth it for a Jimmy Carr show?

ULTIMATE GLASS CANNON MODE!
WE'RE GOIN' ALL IN!

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Pierre, we need to see your underw- *gets kicked in the face*

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West Coast Classics or Channel X when I feel like going into schizo mode. Also I would unironically listen to East Los FM because I hang around too much mexicans

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DON'T

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just a casual reminder

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Absolutely not

500 hours of pegging

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Going to a festival this summer and thinking of copping some 90s F1 gear. What should I get bros?
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honestly, I'd actually not be mad at poois if he manages to be back in the battle. That merc looks ghastly, pure undriveable JUST. I was surprised he managed a purple sector in p3.
The Ferrari shidbox seems to be unbeatable in the long run, tho, specially when they crank up the sanic mode

Based

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I didn't care about the dox, I was just having a laugh that he couldn't park his car without embarrassing himself

baglet detected

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yeah I really don't care about him scoring podiums as long as there is real competition

wishing that the car and stay alive for a whole weekend some day

This shit reminds me of JoJo

El ratto is a lucky fucker

vinewood boulevard radio for me (the presentations are cringe and anoying though)

just listen to Los Santos Rock Radio.
also use mods if you play online
youtube.com/watch?v=aYrgcUojxLE

thoughts on yuki-kun?

Alpine said they regretted letting their drivers race each other so hard, probably won’t get the same action as last time

jorjdolls...they cant keep us down forever

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What do you guys have with your oats?
What type of milk do you prefer?

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Well I guess it's back to using Yea Forums x and filtering flips

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> replying to yourself

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Stop

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in what cinconstance can you fail a penis inspection lads ?

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fag

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why the fuck is the race so fucking early
why cant they just have the race at a time so europe gets to watch like normal

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schumi

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Most JoJo poses are just fashion magazine/photoshoot poses, so our zany arse & cock-examined Gasly pics are extremely JoJo

when your penis is not up to standards

no penis

mandatory dick cheese sample could not be collected

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Bc fuck u that's why

Hammer time

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This. Gotta look up more pics from the VanityFair shoot and shoop JoJo shit in there.

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They're been a thing for years. Hamil is the bull in this relationship.

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I'm glad the flips I know aren't like that

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I WILL INJECT E10 FUEL INTO MY EYEBALLS

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>tf
>tp
every fucking time

Every flip is like that

those are usually the ones that escape

heh

There's a job opening for Haas near me, I think I'm gonna apply

replaced foreskin without permission from the stewards

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I find him absolutely annoying and whiny. To think I really wanted another nip deliver after Kobayashi and I got fucking monkey pawed.

post your saturday evening bangers youtube.com/watch?v=46skrri7cLk

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Based just don't crash ok

I thought you went to bad lad

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qualy on
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pls watch our league

Good luck burgerbro!

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So basically the hamspammer and his discord troon friends cant shit up the thread with hwl anymore so they now rely on spamming gay shit and literal shit for whole labour spare times every day huh

any other eurobros staying up to watch the race? im torn between being sensible, getting an early night and waking up early or to just get blind drunk and use cocaine to keep myself awake

bed*

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I'm still sad about Alonso's quali lap. Imagine what it could have been.

hamilton lost the wdc last season. keep coping.

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Any good and likeable British drivers coming through or are we stuck with el goblino and the posh lanky cunt for the foreseeable future?

>being this bitter after showing you my feminine dick
You said you thought it was cute?

youtube.com/watch?v=m7-ZwBhOcy8

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Puro pinche outlaw country

youtu.be/z2QbDlvgHw8

if i had more beer i could but ill just watch the vod later

youtube.com/watch?v=WVMD8pinrbU
He'll do it. Podium incoming.

It's at 6 am you retard, wake up early

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I'm trying to stay up too, la

You're not my mom.

Are you?

I'd stay up if I didn't have next week off. But I don't want to ruin my sleep schedule for when it really matters. I'd stay up if I had to be at work monday at 8.

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luv me banjo music

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der hund makes some good music
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>colostomybagposting then you're not a real /f1/ shitposter
>YNR the Mistress posting Kraut
Fuck I almost miss him

>Go out
>Get completely pissed
>Wake up after the race ended
>Hope it's soon enough for you to be able to still vote for the WEC
>Check results

youtube.com/watch?v=K6AvvikfYwA
>Human League
BASEADO

he's still here posting about his chastity cage

Going for a skate ride in a few, getting in the zone
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>>being this bitter after showing you my feminine dick
>You said you thought it was cute?
Oh no no no no no

nice
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