The Matrix

Is it worth going to the kinoplex for this

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imagine being such a zoomer that you didn’t see it in the theater in 1999

imagine the cringy sniggers at the "bluepill/redpill" scene

How are we supposed to measure what is and isn't worth your time and money?

imagine

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Regrettably, my first screening of the original was not in the theater-but it did occur, however, (not regrettably) in a dark living room with several friends. I later saw the other two installments in the theater (ugh).

I welcome the opportunity to see the original in the theater, provided they don't fuck with it TOO much.

yes

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>30th...
1999 was 20 years ago. It feels like 50 though.

No. This seems like the kind of showing that would have an unusually large chance of a theater shooter.

it means the wackowski trannies are out of money

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Only time I've experienced actual nostalgic/meme cringy sniggering was when i went to see Best F(r)iends

Is it?

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Maybe. I saw it earlier this year. It didn't have the faggy dolby atmos crap luckily. I would look for a screening without that extra editing.

>haven't made a good film in 20 years
>hey how about we just realise the same movie in theaters again because we will never be able to come up with a story as original as the first Matrix

Warner Bros are obviously pulling a Lucas with this 20 year anniversary shit. I'm surprised the Wacuckskis didn't add 30 minutes of cgi footage to their original trilogy just to make a few more shekels before running their franchise into the fucking grave

>Wacuckskis
genius
300+ IQ

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If you don't plan on seeing Joker in theaters, DEFINITELY do not risk seeing this.

why didn't you save them, Yea Forums?

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Yeah mixing drugs with orgasms + plus brainwashing yourself with degradation play is basically what trannies do now. On tumblr and such they make videos that are hypno-suggestive with hidden messages and flashing images that chip at their masculinity.

Throw in the degrading effect of long term pornography and you're going to eventually re-write your brain to think that's what "feeling good" is all about.

Plus you have a climate where people encourage the state of being a tranny as a way to be "special", or having "victim status" ect. You're not just a boring white boy with no identity, you're a (insert pronoun here because I have no clue) with an identity pre-made.

You can go online and bitch and you can get sympathy from your online friends that you're special. You can do porn or cam shows for attention.

Its pretty devious mental destruction.

Obviously they were pretty normal "doods" who came into a lot of money, and maybe they thought this was the path to happiness. Maybe they were miserable before - who fucking knows. I know one day they will probably wake up with no family or friends and wonder what the fuck happened to their life.. when sex isn't really the only thing out there.
I blame the jews completely.

Marvel didn't even add 10 minutes of cgi footage and they still got the shekels

>Mom randomly takes me out of school early one day without warning to see Matrix: Reloaded at the theater
>Covers my eyes halfway through the cave sex rave

What did she mean by this?

She was doing to protect your innocence cuz you were too smol :3

what did he mean by this

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if they put it on IMAX ill go see it

>he

You will go see a 35mm film rereleased on an IMAX screen?

Dolby is superior, at that point just watch it at home

Wtf are you talking about nigga lmao

saw both sequels in theaters. OG doesnt have much theater appeal to me, maybe the Morpheus vs Neo fight and the helo escape sequence.

I'd fucking kill to watch this in theaters again, you lucky ameritards..
t. ruski

i saw it in the theatre originally, it was dope
but i just can't see it being the same now the creators mutilated their own penises

true

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do you think there will be a clip at the start where they thank the audience for coming?

>nigga

Who said you can leave Reddit and post here Tyrone?

Are you retarded?

Have sex.

>t. retards

just die already gramps

Playing this movie in theaters is as dangerous, if not more so, than Joker. I hope they cancel both.

I was 8 at the time and my parents said it was too violent i didnt see it until it came out on DVD when i was 11

>it doesn't have much theater appeal
Its worth it just for the lobby fight.