HALBERSTRAM, HOW THE HELL ARE YA?

theregister.co.uk/2019/08/06/mig_29ub_auction_paul_allen/

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>lets see paul allens jet fighter

Impressive, very nice.

paul allen wasted money on stupid shit instead of helping the poor, what a dick

>Oh my god, it even has an furry logo

>the tasteful paint job
>the modern avionics
>oh my gooood
>it even has stealth technology

>t. couldn't get a reservation at Dorsia

>ywn have your own personal fighter jet
It's not fair bros.

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>ywn fly an f-14 tomcat
Just fucking end me.

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Very nice, Let's see Paul Allen's OC

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The MiG-29 is a bit too black sounding for me desu.

>do you have a runway? a little strip or something?
>no, Allen!

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>Bateman shoots him down with an anti-air missile

>having an expensive fighter plane won't employ engineers, mechanics, air traffic controllers

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helping the poor what exactly? get a few more fixes? get a couple more tatoos?
no, idiots on the bottom are there for a reason and nothing will change that.

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Poor people need to be herded like cattle, Jews are terrible at it.

I'm just here for the dubs

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>Allen was diagnosed with Stage 1-A Hodgkin's lymphoma in 1982.[33] Although his cancer was successfully treated by several months of radiation therapy,[30] Allen was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma in 2009. Likewise, the cancer was successfully treated until it returned in 2018, which ultimately caused his death by septic shock on October 15, 2018.[175][176] He was 65 years old.[177][178][179]

Jesus. Imagine being so rich you survive cancer 3 times.

In 1977 the Soviet Union released...

>Paul Allen
>died at 65

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>He’s handling the Flanker devision, lucky bastard.
>Lucky JEW bastard.
>Jesus McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?
>I’ve seen that bastard sitting in his Mig with the CEO, buzzing the fucking runway!
>Not a runway, you buzz the tower!

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1982-2018. 36 years of cancer. More than half of his life was lived with cancer. Imagine how many billions of dollars he would have invested into cancer research and how much he paid to get it treated and to extend his life for so long.

Now imagine if even 10% of the world's billionaires got cancer. Although cancer treatment improve a fuck ton in the last 20 years, imagine how much more it would have improved.