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are they sexting each other?
dammit Khamzat dont cheat on Till

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fake thread made 2 minutes after this one was made

Starting to feel a worried for Aljo, bros...

It's been about 1 year since I heemed my ankle training for my first fight back in Thailand. That fight never happened, of course, but today I'm going back into the gym for the first time in a while. Ankle is still in bad shape, but I'm gonna snap if I don't hit something. Probably getting surgery, then roiding up and going on the comeback trail.

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>wrestlefucks Luque
>first and last heem of his career against an old flushed Usman
>loses the title to Khamzat
it's gonna be a bumpy ride belalchads...

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Why is Fiziev in that image

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streamable.com/tq65sp

7lbs is nothing when you weight 400lbs, take a lap

well, he is doomed..

nice blog

soon

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depends on where the property is, of course. but where i live, i could easily charge $5.5-6k a month for a two-family with a mother-daughter kitchen permit
it's not as lucrative as it sounds, though. even if i use HELOC to pay mostly/all cash, i'd still be looking at like a 2-3% interest rate, so that would probably be like $2-3k a month, so that's 50% right there. then i'd have to also pay for property taxes, which is another $25-30k/yr, so i wouldn't be clearing all that much. not to mention potential maintenance issues.

looks like the kind of meme poster that's taylor-made for reddit

He wont make it out of round 2 against victor lucent

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Thanks. What are you up to this weekend? Training to heem? Or just watching.

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English translation of Khamzat's walkout
youtube.com/watch?v=AR2bnvSGeDA

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lol

Would, but with her head in the water

What was the injury? Why didn't you go to a physical therapist to work on rehab, you might have been able to spare yourself from surgery.

*enters the thread*

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>champs sidelined by Chimaev
he really is the main event

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Hope they stiff you and you commit suicide
Give all of your money to me so I can bet with it
Bet your entire estate on Mackenzie dern
You guys all missed when she was an underdog
Shes a slight favorite now

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digits and cumrag loses and beheads himself

You see, my father was a drinker...and a fiend and one night he goes off

Who would you guys favor in a Volk vs Yan matchup? I think it’s a possibility in the future

>Yan was born to a father of mixed Chinese-Russian descent and a Russian mother.[8]

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you're a weird dude

It has to be trips
Gilbert gets knocked out in exactly 2.7 seconds

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Bruh.

khamzatbros... the digits aren't coming... I think Burns will heem our guy. It's over...

Bros I’ve been talking a lot of shit, I put 150$ down on Aljo, Burns and Zombie.
Starting to get kind of nervous..

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Volk by boring decision

Parasite

its all over Burns will be crowed the victor the digits have shown us

it's over khamzatbros... Burns will actually heem our guy

Digits and another dominant first round victory

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PHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

reddit moment

Digits and Khamzat gets violently heemed

>K-Khazmat will l-lose.... THIS time!

Gilbert Burns best win? Just admit that 170 is a weak division and that Bums is a can.

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PUT YOUR ENTIRE DEBIT AND CREDIT CARDS ON MACKENZIE DERN
GET CASH LOANS TO AND DEPOSIT THEM
STEAL YOUR MOTHERS CREDIT CARDS
SHE WILL TANK YOU
SHES -110 STILL GOOD MONEY
DO IT NOW
WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR
HEEM BROS B RICH B

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why do you think so?

NOOOOOOOOOO

digits and burns subs cumsock

Imagine what Zat will do to this can

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burns wins

Based and true
Sven crying and seething as we speak

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>77

Evilchads….it’s over…

It was on Playstation Plus not too long ago. You are a playstation chad, arent you?

Britbros, how do you bet on heems? I signed up for Paddy Power but they wouldn't give me the option to bet via specific outcomes, just whoever wins.

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uhhhhhh

How many bongs?

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it's over. Cumrag will lose.

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I love gambling so much lads

can we all agree JAV is the superior form of adult sport? so much tongue action, i'm in heaven

If singles burns knocks out cumshot in the first round
get

brazza what is this digits bullshit. i no understand i just smesh dis guy

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>tfw a midget kicks your dad's legs too many times

Cumshotsisters are going to kill themselves

four bongs 30 bings

BOVADA
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PHONE NEARBY
YOU WILL BE BILLED FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND WILL HAVE TO CONFIRM WITH BANK
STEAL YOUR MOTHERS PHONE TOO BECAUSE CREDIT CARD COMPANY MIGHT CALL

Dubs and Khamzat ends Gilberts life and then laughs at his fatherless children crying in the audience

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Spee predicts dese tings.

Look at what you did sweden LOOK AT IT.

dubs and khanzat fart in cage

not like this khamzatbros... not like this. Burns will heem our guy. It's actually over...

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Wait, Yan needed 25 minutes to beat Sandhagen?

IM taking out a loan to bet on burns now

Any thoughts on Piera Rodriguez vs Kay Hansen? +500 Piera via finish, add it to a safe choice, might do a cheeky double parlay

I think that was when Dogshit Soirier beat his ass senseless

Can’t wait to spam the webm for weeks

Prediction is for loser

Khamzatbros...

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May as well not even show up tonight.... The dream is over

Wait he beat THE leech? Btw are you aware there has never been an Asian male UFC champion?

dubs and Gilbert brings a gun to the cage for a murder suicide

*reloads fists*
Let's go, bro

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For me, it's going to the casino to bet on heems and then losing $30 playing blackjack and then going home

>5 canceled fights
enjoy your filler content while us real ones, wait for the khamzat fight to start.

He was supposed to become the first triple champ, he was the one to beat Usman and Adesanya. Burns will heem Chimaev now. It's not fair Khamzatbros...

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Alright fuck this shit
Singles Khamzat wins

>not autistically perfecting basic strategy
ngmi

Khamzatcels, it’s over. Take the heeming like men.

This webm is great, it's a reminder that no matter how much money he has, Conor still deeply cares about fighting, despite what some people believe

I'm not ready to see Khamzat dead on the canvas while the macaco celebrates. My heart aches just thinking of it.

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It’s kind of funny because this fight either turns Khamzat into a complete meme fighter or the greatest welterweight of all time

Goober has 1 win in the last 5 years bros. I think it's time for him to hang them up.

heard that burns is killing some can today

>watching 2020 KO compilation
>see this
kek

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How mad were the UFC execs when KZ promoted his new energy drink and said its much better than monster at the presser?

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thank god my chakra is so strong cuz there are a lot of bad vibes floating around here rn

OK HERE ARE MY PICKS PRICKS
>VOLK BY KO/TKO 2ND ROUND
>YAN BY KO/TKO/SUB 5TH ROUND
>CHIMAEV TKO/SUB 1ST ROUND
>MADSEN SUB 1ST ROUND
>GARRY KO 1ST ROUND

Yanfags, y’all better get some last minute studying in

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>implying kz isn't a boy scout who didn't already clear it with the brass before making a cheeky comment
he's no brock lesnar

nonsense bros we won

PVZ bamhole bros saw something interesting in the archives

Bros how man bongs
I need to set an alarm so I can get some food and alcohol
Early prelimns when

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>CHIMAEV TKO/SUB 1ST ROUND
Nigga scroll up unless you want to lose $

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