tell us your encounter with famous people
>saw Ms. Shipka at this mall in California >bumped into her and she looked at me right in the eyes
>didn't know who she was
>some guy said to me "do you know who she is?"
>me:"the empress of sweden or some shit?"
>"thats Kiernan Shipka user!"
>"don't know her"
>finally in my house
>search Kiernan Shipka on google
>"fuck me it's her"
>never saw any famous people ever again since
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Jake Gyllenhaal used to browse Yea Forums
(or he still browses)
Saw Maggie Gyllenhall in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. We were watching a street band, and she smiled at me and walked away.
Also, I knew one of the guys from O-Town. He was in my school choir.
I once saw Jesse Eisenberg in New York, I waved my hand and said, "Hey Jesse, you suck!". I don't think he heard me because he waved back and said, "Thanks, man!"
Alec Baldwin goes to the same coffee shop as me. brings his kids sometimes, but I always respect his privacy
Met Jay Leno in a restaurant. He was extremely nice and asked for my name twice.
I met Mel Gibson in a restaurant.
We talked about conspiracy theories.
It was awesome.
Ice t sent me a message on xboxlive
Hello Beautiful!
W-What's happening in that picture on the right?
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Imagine, if, in an alternate timeline, you knew who she was, introduced yourself to her, and she became your gf.
Instead of you posting on Yea Forums, in this alternate timeline, you're fucking her good and hard as she calls you Daddy.
based
I've told this one a few times but i seen Kristen Steward pissing outside a club in LA once. Made eye contact and she kept on peeing.
I sniffed Nellie McKay's used panties a few years ago.
proofs.jpg
don’t think I’ve ever met any other than Gary sinise and local celebs
I hugged Angela Basset once. That's it though.
Am I the only person on this board in the US who has never met an A-lister?
I saw Billy Bob Thornton in Bangkok with a Thai hooker. I kept yelling at him from my cab but he pretended not to hear even though I was literally like 5 meters away. Guy let himself go slightly but it was definitely him.
Got invited to a friend's family lake house in southern Mass. At the dock across the inlet of the lake (so not very far) Justin Long and Amanda Seyfried were hanging out reading scripts, then she took off on a paddle board. Not very interesting, but we stared at them anyway.
kek I've seen this reworked so many times I've forgotten who it was originally about, was it Shatner?
richard gere was my dads childhood babysitter
I was a bartender at a popular spot on Second Ave in Nashville for 3 years and met a bunch of NFL and NHL players, musicians, and a couple of wrestlers.
exactly, i'm happy for my alternative timeline version, he must be a very happy young man...
saw francis ford coppola screaming at the people at the counter in french in the paris airport once
I like that for all that shit Yea Forums gives KiKi no one denies she's drop-dead gorgeous/adorable.
Bs I doubt you said more than 5 words to him
I’ve never had sex
amy schumer performed at the club i work at and pissed in a punch bowl in the green room because we didnt have a performer bathroom
>believing autistic works of fiction
I used to have screenshots of him talking about his movies here (Bubble Boy and Jarhead) too bad my old computer died, also no one in the thread believe it but I think it was him.
all the baby/goat sacrifice blood and sex orgy rituals keep her young
saw margaret qualley at a salad bar a few weeks ago. it was definitely her but she was wearing lots of layers to i assume hide her identity despite the heat but her face was fully visible. i think i was the only one who noticed her and she looked at me for a second before walking away with her salad
Weird face. Can't stand this bitch.
Oh and a girl I uses to date would babysit for Seal's wife (forget her name but she's relatively famous)
Someone without a child fetish. Thank god I'm not the only one.
I hate her because she does nothing but tease
>conspiracy theories
>5 words
Jet fuel can't melt steel...aww, fuck.
You act like she's 40 or something, she's only 19.
I'm not from US, OP here, immigrant who lived in Cali for one year and one year was enough to hate California.
>couple years ago at a con in my city
>standing waiting for a friend outside the toilets
>suddenly the door fucking swings open violently
>hits me because the door swung out further than I expected and I was standing closer to the door than I should have been
>storage wars guy saunters out
>"oh sorry man haha, oops"
>he holds his gaze on me for an awkward amount of time then just walks back to his booth
I met DMX once. He went to a restaurant here where I used to work at. I was suprised how short he is hes like 1,60m or so
Didn't she get BLACKED in that Sabrina show? Pretty sure there was a webm of her kissing a black kid.
Chris Pratt? is that you?
keanu
>you will NEVER see the image on the right but in real life
Why is fate so cruel?
that’s just the thing, user...
Chris Evans has, but probably doesn't anymore.
Fist bumped snoop dogg walking down the street. Saw justin bieber on the beach. Sat behind based mel on an airplane.
no i dont
I met
Cillian Murphy at the Barbican. I was startstruck and he was super nice and made time to talk to me when he saw I recognised him but didnt want to bother him.
I walked into the Game Of Thrones actress who is raising the baby with Samwell in the show. I bumped into her right outside the John Snow pub in Soho which was weird coincidence.
My friends mum is ruby wax and it still is weird bumping into her
I bumped into the 'Yes Khaleesi' actor from GoT. He was leaving the stage door exit of old vic theatre during my lunch break.
Clemence Poesy came next to me to buy the same item I was looking at in a home improvement store. I was very disappointed, she was only a strong 7 without that make up bs. My friend even had trouble recognizing her.
Once someone on a plane thought I was Jesse fucking Eisenberg, I was on a plane to The Netherlands and a Dutch guy was sure I was him. Except I have poker straight hair and don't resemble him much at all.
lying asshole
Bill Murray
A lot of people look like him.
I thought I saw Sam Altman at an airport and then I checked googled images and it was not the same guy. But he also is a guy a lot of people seem to look like.
im sorry
proof?
Picked up Micheal Keaton from The Dossier Hotel in Portland, OR. Was surprised how short and underweight he was after watching Spider Man.
Pretended I didn't know who he was for the entire ride and just talked about Portland.
Took him to a good but inexpensive sit down Mexican restaurant.
I said some autistic shit about Bill Murray was here a week ago near the end of the ride.
>Really? Whats he do here?
>I.. I don't know.
Dropped him off and he got my number in case he needed a ride later.
He actually calls back 2 hours later and checks if I'm nearby. Bitch only tipped 1 dollar on a 9 dollar ride and I wasn't near enough to care to pick him up.
She kissed one but she made love with whitey.
Walked right up behind Ed Norton in Starbucks in NYC while waiting for coffee without realizing it was him at first. Whoever he was with ordered their drinks under the name “Damn Daniel”. Dude’s taller in person than he looks, I always thought he was shorter but he’s my height.
Haha. They were very nice.
Fair enough, at the time I had my hair a little longer than normal and I have a pretty similar awkward demeanor as him, he got excited and was like "oh hey you're that guy who's lex luthor right?" and I just awkwardly fumbled over my words like an autist trying to explain that I was not that person
>kissed one
fucking disgusting
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Steve Martin.
He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
I was a bartender at a hole in the wall joint and either the bass player or the drummer for Wild Cherry came in and told me and my friend stories all night. Real good dude, don't think he was local to the area and no clue why he popped in there. Never saw him again unfortunately
awesome
almost the same happened to me
>2008
>travel to spain
>I hate it at first glance
>young "who" spanish model/actress came to sleep in my apartment for 3 days
>she came with some camera crew to take pics for some magazine there
>camera crew explains to me to NOT do anything stupid or im going to jail
>"uhhh ok lol"
>her name was Aida Folch
>she used to piss in a bucket right in my dinneroom
>I didn't speak her language but we tried to talk many times by signs
>she had beautiful eyes and smile
>never tried anything stupid like raping her
>we just tried to talk here and there
>most of the time she was never using clothes (maybe to feel confortable with the place?)
>three days later the finally take the pictures inside my place
>she thanked me, hugged me, kissed my cheeks and boom byebye girl
>9 years later
>2017
>watching this spanish show by accident
>Aida Folch was there
>I got very emotional watching that beautiful whore
>she got a very special place in my heart
>even if it was just 3 days
I once accidentally blocked a doorway Phillip Fulmer needed to get through and he nicely asked me to move. Not really a celeb I guess.
Walked past kevin hart when he was in Melbourne. He was walking down the street looking at his phone.
I called out “hey chris rock I loved beverly hills cop”. He stopped walking for a second, then continued without looking up from his phone.
Mmmm those tight pants. What a cutie.
Hes not a bad guy to look like. Imagine if people mistook you for Warwick Davis
Well, that's bullshit but ok.
The earliest recorded repost of this I can find is back from 2004
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very impressive piece of copypasta history. Rare too.
A very, very nice piece, finely matured, great vintage. Just beautiful
Holy shit I remember O-Town but can't fucking figure out why.
kek, I guess so
there are no healthy grocery stores in Grand Rapids
What a tweeest
Bravo user
Heidi Klum. She looks like she smells pleasant. Time ain't did her tits any favors but her face holds up pretty well.
I went to high school with a couple guys who made it to the NFL
Was boomernet really this cringey?
she was cute In Bruges
My father claimed to have turned down a date from Jamie Lee Curtis.
It originated on Yea Forums and it was about Flying Lotus.
I met Jennifer Lopez at some casino in Vegas. She was very nice and said
>fuck off I'm playing
also met Hulk Hogan at a Hard Rock Cafe in Tampa when I was like 5 or 6. I distinctly remember he was sitting with Brutus Beefcake who was trying to get kids to ask for his autograph as well, but hardly anyone cared
im adam sandler
internet 15 years ago was like the wild west
>that right kiki photo
My dad is, or was, friends with one of the main guys from Inspiral Carpets on Facebook. I guess he's a big Tory and my dad used to tease him about shit whenever he posted and would tell him he copied Oasis or some shit, pretty sure he got blocked but he always talks about how he would fuck with this guy on Facebook. Not sure if Inspiral Carpets counts as famous in 2019 though.
Why do you insist on making shit movies?
My dad fucked Nancy Wilson before they got famous.
She invited him to one of their early shows when they were playing the Tacoma circuit and he got hammered and they fought and he said her band was shit and would never make it. My dad is still a useless drunk to this day and he's wrong about most things.
Michael Cera walked into my Toronto workplace looking for a keyboard and he was pretty cool. Quiet but super nice.
I live in Toronto so I'll see Canada-famous bands at trendy bars around here. Was at a club that Drake showed up at with his posse.
Also got into quite a few red carpets for TIFF, so I've shaken Colin Farrell, Liam Neeson and Ryan Gosling's hands, made eye contact with Elizabeth Debicky (she's perfect irl) and sat behind Javier Bardem at a movie premier.
I got shoved on my right shoulder by Tom Cruise when I asked him if he actually believed in Scientology on the outside of a charity event in the UK.
Security then escorted me away and told me to come back because I was being a trouble maker.
hmmm sauce on right pic?
I walked past James Woods on a busy street in Vegas so I turned around and started following him. We both stopped at a crosswalk and this guy who I don't even think was with him spun around and punched me in the gut and they both rushed off in a different direction
not come back^ god i wish you could edit posts here like reddit.
go back to basics
Almost hit Bruce Willis with my car.
Pic on right is fake, if anyone's wondering
My plan is to some day become an actor so I can meet her
>like reddit.
Get. Out.
I don't know why, but this made me laugh heartily.
fuck kek what a mess
no shit sherlock?
met michael shannon, jeff garlin, and will oldham in various service jobs in chicago. michael shannon is a fiend for banana bread.
Imagine
Gwen Stefani sucked my cock in the blistering summer of 2002.
fag
I went to high school with Ezra Miller and used to bully the shit out of him, kek
Five words is plenty to sat "Tell me about the Jews."
karma
that really was a hot summer wasn’t it?
the butterfly guys?
I woke up from a dream about having a bath with Isabela Moner.
So it was a spa with some fat guy and while we're in the tub she smiled and suddenly took her swimming suit off. I got a boner.
The very idea of it was so surreal so I kept thinking "am I dreaming"? Then I was like "oh shit" and just woke up.
Thanks for reading and I don't want a dream like this again
michael richards called me a nigger
wish I could dream like this, last night I dreamed about a time (that actually happened) when I was moving house and left my computer on when the photographer was coming to take photos of the house for the house ad thingy and he came to me and was like "hey man can you come and turn your monitor off please" and I go into my room and I was hovering over an image of a game character with an underbarrel dildo attachment and the guy went "so is that uh, is that Yea Forums?", was pretty awkward and I'm mad that I got to relive it last night.