A girl (23) asked me (24) when was the last time I had sex. Should I tell her that I am a virgin...

A girl (23) asked me (24) when was the last time I had sex. Should I tell her that I am a virgin, which would result in her losing all interest or should I lie about it? Since she asks me stuff like that, she suspects me that I am unfuckable in some way, her guess was that last time I had sex was a year ago lol

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go fuck an escort really quickly and then tell her you’ve only had sex with one girl but it wasn’t anything serious

or tell her the truth—that you have social anxiety issues that have prevented you from getting close enough to a girl to have sex with

you say you're a virgin with a straight face and kind of in an offhand manner so that she doesn't know if you're joking or not

It's these scenarios I like to think about Seth Rogan's advice in the 40 year old virgin.
>If she laughs just pooch her in the head
>emotionally

Lying is never the answer OP. Don’t let the amoral losers on here tell you otherwise.

ask her if raping girls counts

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lol don't lie about that shit bro, trust me.

This. She'll then treat you as a challenge and want your v-card bad.

"next week, after we get back to your place from dinner"

Mods are censoring legitimate discussion but leaving this political namecalling spam up.

>not having a "What films deal with this" wrapped around your off topic shit thread
Gotta try harder, rookie.

I have nightmares about a scenarios like this

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Just fugg her like they do in those porn movies. It's not that hard.

Tell her the truth. If she can not handle the truth you do not want anything to do with her.

>It's not that hard.
Just as his cock will be from sheer virgin nervousness.

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Honesty is the best policy.

Post tummy pic and I’ll answer

>SOMEBODY STOP ME!

>Mods are censoring legitimate discussion but leaving this political namecalling spam up.
Those films and TV shows are too problematic to discuss on 4channel.

Tell her that it's been a while

I never understood this. Why the fuck would you be nervous. You've finally done it you've got there, you should be horny as fuck and ready to bust.

If you tell the truth she'll dump you and tell everyone about your virginity
You've been warned

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>tfw no bf

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Find peace in sobriety.

Real answer, tell her you want to wait and not rush into sex. If you're attractive enough this will drive her crazy, and lead to insane make out sessions where she constantly tries to get you to fuck her. By the time you finally do your first time performance won't matter.

Fuck off losers

Nervous because busting instantly means she'll be disappointed and you not getting any more for quite a while and her telling all her friends what a loser you are.

It literally doesn't matter what you answer. If she likes your looks enough she'll fuck you, if she doesn't she won't. Women literally only care about looks.

do what all normies do, lie to her face and get what you want.

>no bf
>SanFran
no excuse

>check board
>television & film
This board is actually dead.

This literally happened to me.i was getting ready to fuck the girl I liked but when I took my pants off there was cum everywhere and I couldn't get hard

She just stared at me until I left

I don't want slut with aids.

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Isn't that city known for being full of gays and trannies?

OP here, it was all through text messages since we will (or won't) meet next week

I want to tell the truth because she already feels like I don't get sex, as I mentioned but it will kill this relationship 95%
I've been doing that but this time I legitimately feel bad enough to skip this shit

Oof. Embarrassing. Have you ever had sex since?

When was the last time you had sex Yea Forums?

>it was all through text messages
Lube up your ass. You're in for a nice surprise.

>OP here, it was all through text messages since we will (or won't) meet next week
so you met her on tinder? shes a whore m8

That seems like a weird question. Relax you don't have to take her seriously

some time in 2017

July 28, around 8 PM.

How tall are you