GRAND NATIONAL GAMETHREAD

for one day only, an horse is an athlete

Get in here and lose some money
race starts at 5pm

ODDS
1 Minella Times Henry de Bromhead Ireland Rachael Blackmore 14-1

2 Delta Work Gordon Elliott Ireland Jack Kennedy 8-1

3 Easysland Jonjo O'Neill Jonjo O'Neill Jr 100-1 is now a NON-RUNNER and is replaced by School Boy Hours Noel Meade Sean Flanagan 33-1

4 Any Second Now T. M. Walsh Ireland Mark Walsh 10-1

5 Run Wild Fred Gordon Elliott Ireland Davy Russell 25-1

6 Lostintranslation Colin Tizzard Harry Cobden 80-1

7 Brahma Bull W. P. Mullins Ireland Brian Hayes 100-1

8 Burrows Saint W. P. Mullins Ireland P. Townend 22-1

9 Mount Ida Gordon Elliott Ireland Denis O'Regan 40-1

10 Longhouse Poet Martin Brassil Darragh O'Keeffe 16-1

11 Fiddlerontheroof Colin Tizzard Brendan Powell 14-1

12 Two For Gold Kim Bailey David Bass 50-1

13 Santini Polly Gundry Nick Scholfield 40-1

14 Samcro Gordon Elliott Ireland Sean Bowen 80-1

15 Escaria Ten Gordon Elliott Ireland A. P. Heskin 12-1

16 Good Boy Bobby Nigel Twiston-Davies Daryl Jacob 33-1

17 Lord du Mesnil Richard Hobson Kielan Woods 125-1 is now a NON-RUNNER and is replaced by Romain De Senam David Pipe Philip Armson 150-1

18 Coko Beach Gordon Elliott Ireland Sean Flanagan 80-1

19 De Rasher Counter Emma Lavelle Adam Wedge 40-1

20 Kildisart Ben Pauling James Bowen 33-1

21 Discorama Paul Nolan Ireland B. J. Cooper 40-1

22 Top Ville Ben Philip Kirby Thomas Dowson 80-1

23 Enjoy d'Allen Ciaran Murphy Conor Orr 14-1

24 Anibale Fly A. J. Martin, L. P. Dempsey 66-1

25 Dingo Dollar Sandy Thomson Ryan Mania 50-1

26 Freewheelin Dylan Anthony McLoughlin Ricky Doyle 50-1

27 Class Conti W. P. Mullins Sam Twiston-Davies 150-1

28 Noble Yeats Emmet Mullins Mr Sam Waley-Cohen 50-1

29 Mighty Thunder Lucinda Russell Derek Fox 40-1

30 Cloth Cap Jonjo O'Neill Tom Scudamore 28-1

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my picks. very hard to pick one, so I did smaller bets on many. good luck.

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For me, it has to be the masonic 33: Commodore

Based conspiracy bro.

Who should I bet with on the Grand National boys? Any decent existing customer offers going, or should I just go with SkyBet because they're paying 7 places for each way bets?

I have Samcro and Discorama in the work sweepstake.

God I want to shag my assistant so badly.

the brahma bull is gonna stomp a mudhole in their candy asses

good enough for me GL

alright le tiss

Gone for Lostintranslation and Santini, both E/W with 10 places paid out

Tried to pick solid horses with very low chance of winning but hopefully won't fall and might sneak it into the top 10

Know absolutely nothing about horses though

I picked Santini here . Good luck!

Thanks fella, you too

>freewheelin
oles at the wheel

based rachel gonna dab on the chuds

Eclair Surf will win, thank me later.

couldn't give a fuck about this but i hope no horses die

stream?

1 already did in an earlier race.

couldn't give a fuck about this so i hope all the horses die

stupid sport
let the horses roam free

they should bring back bear baiting

kino
hope to see Rachel Blackmore fall and get trampled on

based

I only ever watch the national to see horses and midgets go flying

Where can I watch the main race lads?

Where did you get 10 places?

On ITV.

i just like looking at the horseys

They die doing that too quite regularly. They're fragile animals.

10 MINUTES LEFT TO PUT A CHEEKY TENNER ON BRAHMA BULL

ITS FREE MONEY

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Hope all the horseys come home nice and safe. And also hope that Minella Times doesn't win, not sure I could deal with the media pukefest if it does.

corr i would love to have a nice cuddle with snowleopardess
what a babe

they ruined death jump

not even worth watching anymore

Most aren't midgets, the short arses tend to be on the flat, jump jockeys are typically average height i'd say, there's a couple that are 6ft+

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Johnny Foreigner BTFO

Bet365, they pay up to 6 as default and then you can choose 7, 8, 9 or 10 for slightly worse odds

find normal irish people very easy to understand but jockeys are completely unintelligible

didn't know that, thanks lad

You can do it on Bet365.

Is an horse a athlete?

KAM ON SANTINI

try the virgin media player

dunno if it's geoblocked

For me, it's picking the horse with the funny names.
Let's go Dingo Dollar.

Anytime user. Jump jockeys tend to do weights between 10 stone and 12 stone so it's not a necessity to be a short arse. Just to barely eat anything.

read the first line, dumdum

do you want your horse full of poo or do they want to race on an empty stomach?

Jockeys definitely are.

little irish midget fellas?

FINALLY...
THE BULL HAS COME BACK TO THE GRAND NATIONAL

IM GONNA SHINE THESE GLUEBOYS UP, TURN THOSE SONS OF BITCHES SIDEWAYS, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP THEIR CANDY ASS

IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE BULL...
IS COOKIN'

geo-blocked. I'm gonna try talkSPORT

Somewhere in-between, like people really.

Top 3 is gonna be
>Any Second Now
>Run Wild Fred
>Fiddlerontheroof
My inside guy said so

use a vpn like windscribe or something

FUCK the queen

Cheers boys, best of luck

BASED

Rude

i don't care about her but i like how she riles pakis and paddies like you up

GOD SAVE ARE GRAYSHUS KWEEN

snow leopardess looking HUNGRY and SHAGGABLE

>warbling the national anthem

Fuck off with this Yankism, fucking dirty slag

Its not even on talksport kek
Fuck me I should have looked into this earlier

Samcro has a shout, if in the mood.

3/10/40

Look at her, what a gorgeous horse

Good Boy Bobby has it

Jerusalem > God save the queen

can you not get a uk VPN?

Indeed. Works for socialists and fashy types and everyone in between

I'm downloading ProtonVPN now lad

Betfair Exchange is going crazy right now
Good Boy Bobby was 60/1 there just now, currently 55/1

sure there's live streams for itv1
Google it

For me it's noble yeets

Anyone got an online stream? (not ITV)

i assume the bookies have streams if you bet like £1

STREAM SEARCHERS en.vipleague.tv/grand-national-1-live-streaming
watching on box, YMMV on above

And its the final turn, rachel blackmore on minella times is 3 lengths clear

BUT WHATS THIS, CHIELLINI IS COMING THROUGH, IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?

HES STOLEN IT BY SAKAS NOSE

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*mogs you*

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bracing for a false start

Here we go lads. Be safe.

hurry up u cunts

Should be able to place bets on number of horses that get shot desu

You need to sign up

AND THAIR ORF

are leopardess bringing up the rear

dubs and Freewheelin Dylan wins

Fucking cunts ITV immediately detected the VPN

checked

>1st fence
>two fallers
Lmao

DED JOCKEY

DIDDLER ON THE ROOF HAS GOT THIS

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that'll be some bs ad.
close and reclick

FOR FUCKS SAKE

BROS WHERE IS GOOD BOY BOBBY

Fucking hell

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MINELLA TIMES GONE

RIP EVERYONE SHEKELS

The woman's gone?

MINELLA TIMES HAS GONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

We got to cocky brown bros

LOOK AT HIM GO WITHOUT HIS JOCKEY

>Betting on last year's winner
ngmi

kt.freestreams-live1.com/itv-live1/

they go better without a jockey

howling every time they say dingo dollar

ITS HAPPENING

>that horse running miles away
Lmao

Somebody memed coko beach and I laughed.
Now they're leading

Fuck it works! Thank you lad

SNOWBROS WHAT HAPPENED

GOOD BOI STILL IN IT

NOOOOOOOOO SNOW QUEEN
i still love you

which horse is any second now? watching with no sound,

SHE LOOKED SO SEXY AND HUNGRY TOO

lmao how come theres so many horses without riders. The horses are free agents or something?

GO BOB DYLAN
RUN YOU CUNT

So much soul with the horses that keep going without a jockey, they have that ronaldo mindset

snow leopardess to heal her wounds in my bedroom

Cloth Cap, last years favourite, pulled up

Yep, hoping to pick up a jockey on the way round.

yellow

MVP cheers m8

DINGO DOLLAR NO

Loving the horse in the racing headgear

FUCK YOU GOOD BOI BOOBY YOU COST ME 30 WHOLE SQUIDS NIGGA YOU SLOW AF

dingo dollar heemed his rider off

>Brahma bull dead last
Oh nonono

This grey horse looks unbeatable

itll tire

lol some jockey blocked his way and he had to stop

My horse is last lool

Brahma Bull going into business for himself

Any Second Now has it

glue manufacturers rubbing their hands with glee

GO DIDDLER

There is a horse being killed behind those curtains right

good finish that

ANY
SECOND
NOW...
>came second fug

Got something from Delta Work at least, cheers

Don't like the little pikeys hitting the horses

MULTIPLE DEAD HORSES

50/1 winner NOBLE YEATS

yeah
i hate humans

More than likely, yes.

NOBLE FUCKING YEATS

>50-1 outsider
BASED

+ MULTIPLE DED BETTORS

How many horses died today?

Had Coko Beach and Santini

thought they were going well but they couldnt last

shame

Jockey is retiring and he wins the grand national.

KEK THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY IN CARDIAC ARREST AS THE JOCKEY CELEBRATES HIS WIN