/mug/- Manchester United General

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can blame injuries, we can praise Everton's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Ralf and der kinder, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the summer. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or our chances in qualifying for the Europa Conference League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? Is Penaldo the problem? Or is it Pogba? Ralf #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/cristiano/
instagram.com/paulpogba
jlingz.com
redcafe.net
store.manutd.com/stores/manutd/en
nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

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youtube.com/watch?v=b0CyyMOJvfY
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Ten hag will win the quadruple

Simple. We need to spend some money. The lack of investment in the playing squad is a crime.

Kane + Haaland + Rice + De Ligt + Raphina + Tchoumeni + Antony.

Yeah I'm thinking we're back.

>ten fag

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next year will be our year

We were selfish. Not United.

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Hiring an interim manager with so much of the season to play is proving to be such a bad decision. The players aren't playing for Rangnick, the board didn't back Rangnick. The club gave up on the season, now the players have. Can see empty seats long before the season ends.

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United’s current squad is literally the most expensive squad in the history of football

masterclass from penaldo today. he was everywhere.

Kek

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he'll win more than four games, be realistic

God I fucking hate Utd, useless cunts ruin everything

Are they the new arsenal?

Mangesder 7th in league table, bretty gud bretty gud

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Nah,manure are an actual big club because they won the champions league at least once

Hate this cunt. He's like Ian Huntley to me

IMAGINE being so shit that you lose to Everton

I fucking hate this team and every single player that plays for it, it's just all so fucking tiresome now

>finish 2nd last season
>get Ronaldo
>go down to 7th and miss out on the champions league

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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JUST

lmao

bump

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>Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or our chances in qualifying for the Europa Conference League for that matter.

These ambitions are aggressively low

they still think Ten Hag is a messiah who can rescue them

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Absolutely shambles.

GET FUCKED MANC BASTARDS

Daily reminder that Mark Goldbridge is a fictional character portrayed by Youtuber and Middlesbrough fan Brent di Cesare

Ronaldo shouldn’t start for us anymore, he’s not contributing.

>tfw you finish above Man U & win the Europa League
Is it finally time to apologize?

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>losing against the worst team in the league

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There is one man who can save Utd

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Lmfao
This club is shit

Problem /MUG/?

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3 points, please.

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Can't wait to watch them play FC Qarabag, and Jose's Roma in the ECL next year

someone make a grand national thread then

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>Get Dyche in
>Release every player currently in PL registration on a free transfer
>Give Dyche 100 million + the under 23s and people on loan to build a team that avoids relegation
>Give him 50 million a season for 5 seasons, let him keep all transfer income from sales of players he rehabilitates
>Win Prem in 5 years with based shithousery far-far-fackin-too squad of promoted youth and Championship journeymen
You know it would be the best timeline.

Ten Haag will save them

They are even worse… at least arselel is was never a top spender for most of the years. But I guess they too fell for the pacy ngubu trap.

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>Ian Huntley

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bros
So I started watching football about 15 years ago right
In that time I believe 13/20 of the Prem Teams have been in the Championship
The only exceptions are the big 6 and....Everton

that's pretty impressive you finna GOTTA admit

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Love this thread, simple as.

>bloke on his right thought he'd bring his missus to the game only yo get utterly mogged like this on national telly
devastating

i'm actually starting to feel sorry for them and not just finding it hilarious. like just how bad is ragnick and united if they are losing to a championship calibre squad with a fat frank in charge

Moyes was secretly a miracle worker, we never knew.

Sou cansado, Roberto.

>Have to wait for the 5:30 game before I can gloat to my United friends from work

Bro >we've lost our last 3 games against them I would wind your neck in

LIVE MELTDOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=b0CyyMOJvfY

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it would still be money better spent than paying those faggots like sancho, shitford, poogba or harry fucking maguire, let's face it, at this point burning the money would be better than giving those fucks anything

it's not as funny as it used to be because it's just happening too often but nah, nowhere near feeling sorry

NOT ENOUGH PENALTIES

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jej

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meme

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honestly think about it. dyche is ginger simeone w/out money. make it happen

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why is he so angry? it's just a game

carabao cup
championship
papa johns trophy
international champions cup

>7th
wtf I thought you're joking

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least pale Giants fan

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>r/reddevils are unironically calling for Ole to come back & that he was a good manager
LOL

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>nowhere near feeling sorry
yeah you're right, what am i thinking. these players are far too arrogant to ever feel bad for them. it's hilarious watching maguire after gordon's goal

I wonder if Everton had one of these also why are blue teams collapsing all of a sudden

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God I can't stand the British

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I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPYS

WE DEM MOYES BOYS, BITCH WE THEM MOYES BOYS
WE DEM MOYES BOYS, PUSSY WE THEM MOYES BOYS
WE DEM MOYES BOYS, FASI WE THEM MOYES BOYS
WE DEM MOYES BOYS, DICKHEAD WE THEM MOYES BOYS

>Poonited fans still reminiscing about the Ferguson days

holy shit move on lmao
The irony is during those days they were bullying Pool fans for doing the same thing about the 80s

would you kindly stop posting this please

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why is every us flag spurs bandwagoner

GIVE ME FREEDOM
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME QATAR
OR I RETIRE
SEE THE FARMERS
TAKE THE FIELD NOW
FEEL A SLIGHT TAP
I MUST GO DOWN
REFEREES ARE
PENAL-GIFTIN'
AS I STATPAD
EXHIBITIONS
MICRONATIONS
ALL AROUND US
EVERY TAP-IN
ALL AROUND US

SEETHE IF I DON'T SCORE ONE
THROW MY ARMBAND, SAY I'M DONE
BALLON D'OR DREAMS ARE SLIPPING AWAY
MAY AS WELL ADMIT THAT I'M GAY

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wish i was a bet andy because these are the kind of games i always get right - literally told me mum what was going to happen beforehand and lo and behold they cuck it up in supreme fashion

>white women

No thanks

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KEK

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I swear Everton always mogs Manchester United when United are at their worst

don't understand this graph

do you have the folder with her sex videos PLEASE

jokes aside united might have saved couple of suicidal everton supporters today.
i know the result wasn't what we were hoping for but human life is more important at the end of the day.
kudos to the lads. we go again.

Line go down mean bad ting

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Because people will watch a freak show sperging out, and that means money

I've been watching Spurs for 12 years now. I do not appreciate being called a bandwagoner. Apologize RIGHT NOW or face BAC (Big American Cock)

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maguire

ah

Harry Maguire market value

so cringe

it's all about balance brother

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>mutant frog man just to the right of topless bear

Yeah

Unfortunately no.

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american flag supporting a premier league team based in london. how can you NOT be a bandwagoner

>Harry Maguire's valuation is literally every stock of all time
CAPITULATE, MANURE

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post it

>if Ole's a PE teacher this guy's a fucking dinner lady

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thought the black girl had a huge knob from the thumbnail, disappointing

>80 million
was there a 20 million for release clause?

I didn't watch the match but looking at that lineup, seeing Wan Piss Kaka starting I knew right away they would struggle.

I did she doesn't show her face in any of the videos meaning her pics are all edited or enhanced with some ai tech.

Echoing this sentiment.

>put a load of words written by journalists on a page together
>pretend it's not as bad as your dystopian shithole and act like a reddit faggot everywhere spouting about how much you hate the british based off one angry dude livestreaming after a sports match
you're a fucking retard

>ny giants hat
I've seen just last week a liverpool supporter wearing a green bay packers hat. do they know it's american football team logos or they wear whatever looks cool (specially if it's new york)

>goal goes in with deflection from maguire
poetry and pottery

fr fr no cap

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besed thread

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That Tottenham game was a fucking bizarre win for poonited. They were outplayed for the entire game and somehow 2012 era Ronaldo showed up for like 5 minutes of the match and scored 3 out of nowhere.

>Some nonsense metaphor about fruit

Fuck

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i had it but i deleted it ffs

Dyche is the most efficient manager in the league, hell, even the bald bald fraud praises him as the manager most able to optimise a team to play the tactical brand of football he wants from them. People literally only disregard him because hoofball is out of fashion in English and he is a pasty fucker pom. If he was called Santana Dychino he would be the hottest commodity in England and every football hipster would be praising his bold "structured direct play defensive masterclasses with disciplined fullbacks and expressive wingers" or some shit.

wdym? Hamburg relegated almost 4 years ago and are currently the 6th place. There is no "sudden" collapse

They know it's American football logos but don't give a shit, they just need something to warm their ears

hes 18th

it's hard to say which post-ferguson era has been the best in terms of comedy
I think it would have to be >moyes, just because it was the original, but honestly all their managers have had their own comedic edge, the BOSS era, ole's at the wheel

for me, it's black black

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>Jungle fever
No thanks

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They were not arsed lol

Besides the money would anyone actually want the United job?

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>Bamford would stay in the car and cry after training sessions
>He complained that "Dyche thought I had an easy life just because I went to private school and played an instrument"

All this because United saw Liverpool splurge on Van Dijk and thought they could one up that

>besides the money

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He won't be come season end, and has kept a team of mostly Championship journeymen and continental rejects in the premier league for over half a decade.
Imagine unleashing him on the current United locker room, it would be a massacre.

Based Stewart

Oh good god...

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They're the new Everton.

Everton players ran 10km more than United players in that match. Shame on them for that

ten hag evidently

The absolute state of american women

Lang baal was my favourite. All his talks about philosophy, short passing, direct play, and exploiting spaces during press conferences and yet he ended up playing hoofball to Fellaini kek

OH MANCHESTER (OH MANCHESTER)
IS FULL OF SHIT (IS FULL OF SHIT)
OH MANCHESTER IS FULL OF SHIT
IT'S FULL OF SHIT, SHIT, AND MORE SHIT
OH MANCHESTER IS FULL OF SHIT

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weird, it's like me wearing barca gear if I didn't know anything about footy. still couldn't do it

He'd be a fucking idiot to take on United as his first job outside of Holland.

Working smart > working hard

>Simple. We need to spend some money. The lack of investment in the playing squad is a crime.

United spent more money on players than man city in the past ten years. Lack of investment isn't the problem.

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This is what it feels like to be a United fan.

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thanks

Mouyes era for sure, just for that JUSTed Mou gif alone

a classic

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My nigga Ronaldo is so finished
Captcha tsdus

That's the trouble. You can't do that at United. He'd lose them over night. I don't see how United is recoverable now unless they spend 3 years offloading current players and signing professional mid table workhorses to then transition to whatever their coach wants the team to be 3 years after that. But finishing 8th-12th for 3 seasons means you can't sign top players.

And currently they're doing the opposite anyway. Who in their right mind enters a contract negotiation with Rashford?

rio still crying about ole

wear whatever looks cool

Nothing will ever beat spamming
>moyes
for me.
It was so unusual and hilarious to see United being shit and not looking like they were about to turn it around.
Obviously it's still hilarious but the freshness of the team that dabbed on everyone going full JUST at that time will always be a cherished memory.

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Fucking loved Mouyes.

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gross cottage cheese hambeasts

.

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United fans and the board are so spineless. Watch shitters like Maguire, pogba, rashford, Ronaldo, Bissaka, and Varane still be on the squad next season

>someone saved the pic I posted
based

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>B-b-but, w-we Ten Fag nao !!!!111

HAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

varane is washed