What would be a great plot for a black Charlie’s Angels reboot?

The girls will be fighting against a domestic terrorist network that serves a shadowy cabal of billionaires planning to overthrow America. The whole show will be a scathing critique of money in politics smashing the reds and blues almost as hard as I would the one on the right.

pure kino for the 21st century

kill marry fuck

this

Yeah, middle already has a white nose. Our kids would look like Moner.

Right looks more well adjusted than middle you trippin

Is middle that good? And name?

3 > 2 > 1

hiv/aids is not even that serious of a disease anymore gramps

go get hiv then see what happens

based

Make the villain white but he wins and keeps them as sex slaves

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sauce?

What's some kino about white men and black women bros?

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is this the movie with james franco in it?

me on the left

>Why yes, I do fuck white boys. However could you tell?

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Maybe not AIDS, but DEFINTELY herpes.

fpbp

Right>Middle due to points deduction from tattoos.

>However could you tell?
You're not obese.

>haha just pay protection money to the pharmaceutical industry to stay alive, for the rest of your life!
>It's not a big deal you big baby!

Racism can save your life

Damn,how do I get a hot smart housewive black gf Yea Forums?

>hiv/aids is not even that serious of a disease anymore gramps

Based retard poster.

>Ay cracka, quit staring and finish yo facepulls
>He cute

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>not posting qt smart black girls
DROPPED

>Will ya marry me user and have children with me?

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idk about you guys but i don't want to raise black children

They are qt. How do you know they aren't smart?

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Same. I'd colonize her but sure as fuck ain't raising anything but white kids

no its
kill
fuck
marry

What if they are females?

>south american monkeys pretending to be white men lusting after sheboons again

But what if you fall in love with a black girl? You will want to marry her and impregnate her and grow old together. It's how life works.

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i'm pretty sure they'd still be black

A stupid fun blaxploitation film with this premise and three hot black females in the lead roles would be a kino for the fucking ages

disgusting. Post black women that were built for white men like

i have a hard time believing that's gonna happen to me. i've been friends with like 4 black people in my entire life.

But they'd be hot

sauce me up right now

Gee those skanks are disgusting looking. Probably catch an STD from swimming in the same pool.

Fuck you faglord I'll post whatever the fuck I want

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Plus right is skinnier so she is going to last longer.
Plus no dumb tattoos so she is probably the whitest at heart

How can anyone be attracted to black chicks? It must be a fetish on the level of bestiality.

>nigger skanks
Haha no.

It's a mystery

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It's been proven that the ones posting them are always non-whites

seething white roastie

don't you have 3 kids by 3 different fathers to take care of, tubby?

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We will never know why white men could be attracted to good looking females

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How can white women even compete?

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It's one of those unsolvable mysteries.

>anti-white
>poland
Very interesting, rapefugee

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Come home, white man.

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Did she survive a fire? That level of nigness should be illegal.

How can you prove that I'm not white? You can't, because that's a head-canon you made up to protect yourself from the shattering realisation that white men are choosing to race-mix with non-whites and that "the white race" will eventually breed itself out of existence and there's nothing you can do about it.

>2019
>grandad

God they are all ugly as fuck.

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*SNNNIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

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>How can you prove that I'm not white? You can't, because that's a head-canon you made up to protect yourself from the shattering realisation that white men are choosing to race-mix with non-whites and that "the white race" will eventually breed itself out of existence and there's nothing you can do about it.

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imagine being this much of a virgin