If Doctor Manhatten is supposed to be the perfect being, then why isn't he circumsized?

>irreversible mutilation of baby genitals
>”Don’t worry guys! It’s just a harmless ceremony!”

Imagine thinking its ok

>Carving up a vagina bad
>Carving up a benis cuz Jews do it GOOD

Neck yourself. I'm cut, my son won't be. It's the mark of the Jew or the Jew's slave.

He doesn’t care about aesthetics and doesn’t get dirty
Or he just likes to be able to jerk it without lube

Not forgetting the actual brain damage the fear, shock and pain a circumcision does to a baby's mind

Thank god my parents didn't do that to me

Why

t. seething faggot OP because his dick got chopped off
this, fucking based

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>I'm cut, my son won't be
Oh yeah, how will you explain to your wife that you hate Jews? Like it or not your sons are gonna get circumsized too

>I'm cut
You're already an NPC. The brain damage caused by the circumcision is permanent.
Might as well just kill yourself.

There's been a concentrated campaign for decades promoting it as "more hygenic". Far too many gullible single mothers bought it and ruined their sons' ability to feel sexual gratification.

The only upside I have is that I can last forever during sex. The downside is it makes actually getting off from sex a chore if I've jerked off at all in the last 3-4 days.

Since when was he supposed to be perfect?

>he will never experience the pleasure and entertainment of doing tricks with his foreskin
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA

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Oh and ive only ever had one woman in my entire life that was able to suck me off to completion

Feelsbadman.

Not that guy but I’m uncut and my wife’s family are allegedly cut. They voiced concerns until I gave them research a to why circumcision is pointless at best and damaging at worst. My sons are both natural.

>doing tricks with his foreskin
Uhm, like?

not him but if my wife ever made a problem about not mutilating my son id leave her and go make a baby with someone sane

>he'll never pinch the end of his foreskin while pissing so his foreskin balloons up with piss

You have got to be the biggest faggot I’ve ever witnessed

like holding cum in it when you're done fapping so you can empty it in the toilet

Nothing... he’s an idiot... the difference (other than retaining all of your nerve endings) is that the skin on your cock is much looser so you when you don’t have an erection, you can stretch it and make your dick look like a Shar Pei

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Circumcision decreases penile sensitivity
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102?dopt=Abstract

Circumcision associated with sexual difficulties
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947

Circumcision linked to alexithymia
mensstudies.com/content/2772r13175400432/?p=a7068101fbdd48819f10dd04dc1e19fb&pi=4

The exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmission
jme.bmj.com/content/36/12/798.abstract

Circumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidence
4eric.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/MC.pdf

There is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1753-6405.2011.00761.x/full

Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977

Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847

Circumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefits
circumcision.org/policy.htm

Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae
cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/

Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902

Circumcision has negligible benefit
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9091693

Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9057731

Circumcision may lead to need for increased care and medical attention in the first 3 years of life
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9393302

Circumcision linked to psychological trauma
cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/

Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682

So... you just have that mutillated saussage, user?

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Lads how do I find out if in circumsized or not? I'm too embarrassed to ask my parents

the joys of having a hair stuck between your dickhead and foreskin and pulling it out slowly

when I was a kid I did this all the time, feels fucking amazing.

>tfw finally built enough courage to see a urologist about my phimosis
Appointment tomorrow, wish me luck lads

cope. i’m circumcised (my son won’t be) and i’m fine

Ask your gf
youtube.com/watch?v=GFipAtefUWw

Circumcision was supposed to be a way for Jews to differentiate themselves from everyone else. If you're circumcised and not Jewish, you're stealing their culture.

You think so, but you're an NPC.

Just end it, do the world a favour.

>He admits that he's circumsized and he's fine
So what's all the outrage for?

rip

Based and redpilled

Stretching it and filling it with water while showering.

Based Romans poking half dicks.

All you gotta do is get lube and jerk off more frequently dude.

>circumcision ? Of course my parents didn't buy into the jewish tricks and never circumcised me. I would never allow my own son to be mutilated either

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Do american black men are also cut? Or is it just a white thing?

>so you just have brown hair and eyes?

Went to my doctor in my mid teens about it because I still struggled to pull it back fully. The doctor asked me to lie down and yanked it fully back with such speed that I nearly had a heart attack, it didn't hurt but the surprise was like going down the slope of a rollercoaster.
Ended up slowly stretching it over time in the shower and it ended up fine, still a bit weird that the first other person to touch my penis was a middle-aged Indian man but ho hum.
Good luck.

because he isn't a SLAVE like you fucking burger

Parents were misinformed by Jews /: not doing it to my sons tho so there’s that

based chad

these edits are getting weirder and weirder.

I’m cut and I’m just a tad unhinged sexually but other than that I’m good, my grandfather was uncut however but my dad was cut so my sons won’t be cut

Explains why burgers are so angry all the time. Same with muslims desune.

extremely based

You don't have to hate da jews to realize circumcision was a bad idea.

>The doctor asked me to lie down and yanked it fully back with such speed that I nearly had a heart attack, it didn't hurt but the surprise was like going down the slope of a rollercoaster.

I wish i had that doctor when i was 2.

It’s pointkess and causes harm to minors

Yes. Across the world, cut men are either Jews, niggers and/or Amerilards.

was dr manhattan circumcised before he reconstituted himself after the accident? i bet he was, and he brought himself back with a foreskin

Imagine NOT being antisemitic

There’s a nice middle ground between no foreskin at all and a little off the top. I’m cut but I have enough skin to pump it without lube, it’s a best of both worlds kind of thing.

LMFAOO MY SIDES

imagine being a JEW

>aesthetics
But uncut dicks are hotter. Although I will admit that an ugly uncut dick can look pretty bad. If I had to rank them i'd say

Normal uncut > normal cut > ugly cut > ugly uncut

What's the difference between normal and ugly?

He restored his foreskin after becoming Dr. Manhattan. There is no way Jon (((Osterman))) wasn't circumcised

I hide notes to myself on small strips of paper ... gives me something to read when i pull the foreskin back.

>Doctor Manhatten
Are Americans dyslexic or just stupid?

let us pray for our mutilated brethren

That’s why I taught my kids to pull it back when I was bathing them. My wife would be horrified when she was seeing my toddler stretch his junk out... she thought he was going to break his dick...

>Do non jewish american people also get their penises cut off? Or is it that just most americans are jews?
Most American doctors present circumcision to the parents of newborn babies as "just something that you do to newborn boys" and don't even make the parents aware that they have the option to say no.

My brother-in-law is uncircumcised because my mother-in-law was a hippie.

When I was about 10, I asked my mom why I should have my sons circumcised, and the only reason she could give me was "because everybody does it".

Nothing... he’s a faggot

You realize that Dr. Is short for Doctor, right? It's not a misspelling its just an alternative. I can't fucking stand Europeans who think they're so much better

you're a good dad

so you have the cut look, it's still shit.

Muslims as well

based dad user

Exactly because he's the perfect human being.

So the pigs in a blanket look?

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I feel like this is bait but I'm not sure.

You can hide drugs there, like cocaine, LSD, molly.

Yep haha

Kek

That’s dad basics... a dick doesn’t come with an instruction manual. Also it just reinforces trust so when they get older they won’t feel like they can’t talk to me about dick issues...

yes, it's their way of marking that they are slaves/property of the juden

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post your dick on /soc/, i got to see that (no homo)

troll got his brain circumsized

>Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior
it was over for me before it even began

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Yeah bit now they know we are going to rightfully genocide them sooner or later so want to lose that.

Thanks user

Based Jews (and Jew-LARPers) and their cut slice penis chop infant suck suck penis ceremony.

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no wonder america has so many mass shootings
stop circumcision

Oh look that dumb leftist woman is still here

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>tfw only head of my benis can feel things
CEREAL MERCHANT STOLE MY FORESKIN