Well FUCK

Well FUCK
Just had my leg fucking amputated.

Some of you might remember me from last week. Broke my leg and was looking for series to watch to pass the time. Well the surgery site got infected and they had to remove it on Thursday.

Looking for some more funny series to cheer me up and take my mind off things.

On your recommendations I watched Trailer Park Boys from start to finish and loved it. Anything else in the same vein as that ? I already checked out Black Jesus because it was by the same guy, but it didn't really resonate with me like TPB did.

Any suggestions are appreciated.

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Two and a half man

The Station Agent

Just buy another leg you brainlet

127 hours

my name is earl
letter kenny
corner gas

if I pull off that leg will you die

how furious are you at the surgeon?

Footloose

are you going to ask for a refund on that surgery?

Wtf is that thing you’re wearing on your leg?

Misery

based surgeon adding your leg to his trophy wall

Then he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

>Quality USA health care
LMAO

>below the knee
that's not bad at all, might even be an improvement, interesting conversation starter

pls gift me your left sneaker. You don't have a use for it anyways.

For amputee jokes
>black sails
>two & a half men
>Misery
>127 hours
>footloose
for shows actually like TPB
>Reno 911

The state of that TV

Dude. What the fuck. I am very sorry, user.
Now all you can do is become a cyborg.

I'd recommend Black Books. Revel in loser kino.

curb your enthusiasm
enjoy bro

you're probably pilled outta your mind but if you have someone who can help you out, call a lawyer and sue the fuck out of the hospital. your life is fucked now and you need some money to help you out.

hot tub time machine

how do you lose a leg like that anyhow? did you not keep it clean?

>footloose

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also, don't get a "realistic" prosthetic that tries to hide the fact, own that shit

lmao based.

My dad was a surgeon and he told me he'd tell people that he'd have to amputate and go ahead with it even when he they didnt need it .

what are you gonna do with one shoe

How did you break your fucking leg, bro?

My left foot

boomer probably got polio foot and is blaming the doc

get a pirate style wooden leg

lmao enjoy being fucked during the inevitable apocalypse you leglet

House MD.

do american doctors actually steal your leg if you break it?

>american healthcare

maybe he only has one foot

Nigger, just wait for it to grow back.

>we can rebuild him, we have the technology
The Six Million Dollar Man

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yes, the patient is considered ineligible to own legs

Unnecessary surgery is common in the US because hospitals want to bill people as much as possible.

Sorry to hear about the leg user. How the fuck did it get that badly infected?

Give the X Files a shot if you haven't. It's maximum comfy for the first 4-5 seasons and nobody would blame you for dropping it after that.

Robocop

Hope you get better, user

Do you get a discount buying shoes if you only got one foot? Or do you have to buy both and just throw one away?

damn dude whyd you cut of your leg

Happy Feet

What Yea Forums related prosthetic leg will you get?

kek wtf based dad

wombo combo

The Six Million Dollar Man
youtube.com/watch?v=HoLs0V8T5AA

>spend life savings to cure a broken leg
>hospital fucks it up and you lose it.
Not a very good deal.

Well damn. Sorry about that cuz.
A fun movie that springs to mind currently is National Lampoon's Vacation.

dead mans shoes

Timestamp or fake

adapt overcome
work that physio
pull yourself up by your bootstrap
get up and find a way to kick that malpracticing cunt in the balls.

all surgeons do it. Some out of laziness, some just for kicks. Probably what happened to OP

you can become a cyborg now, dude.

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>break thing
>discard thing
perfectly rational

Seems appropriate

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>all these faggots not knowing this is pasta

This, also if you get a cane, don't use some gay stroke cane...get a cool ass one

Investigate that shit, man. Surely there's a probono medicare lawayer or whatever you call it in America

aw

Tfw people with amputated limbs get free robo-tech
brb cutting off my leg

based
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No.119216733
wtf you mean pasta

Post timestump

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metal gear the phantom pain
not a movie but have 5+ hours of cinematics, so could count like a series
also robotchiken

Go back

Only if you don't pay your bill.

The Terror. The most based character gets his leg amputated.

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You have like 5 specialist come and see you in the hospital and they all tell you what procedure they'd like to do and you are usually out of it and or in pain so you are like "whatever" and then they bill the insurance for procedures/consultation

My sides

How about dem phantom pains, OP? My dad used to say it was the worst.

Get well soon, watch Birdman.

Black Sails

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>when you forgot to tip the doctor before the surgery

>Some people who have undergone gender reassignment surgery have reported the sensation of phantom genitals. The reports were less common among post-operative transsexual women, but did occur in transsexual men. Similarly, subjects who had undergone mastectomy reported experiencing phantom breasts; these reports were substantially less common among post-operative transsexual men, but did occur in transsexual women.
The state of trannies holy shit

>sir due to complications we had to remove your leg and your foreskin. that would be 500k dollars, thank you

Fuck movies, watch yourself some daytime TV and pick the ambulance chaser lawyer whose commercial promises the biggest cash settlements. Malpractice those fuckers out the ass, over and above medical costs.

Kek

It's common knowledge that amputee's can experience phantom pains, it is not at all confined to trannies.

>phantom genitals

I'm gonna need to get my sides amputated

Shin chan

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Based and redpilled

Alita Battle Angel

Time stump faggot.

have it preserved and use it as a weapon/lamp

do you get to keep the severed leg if you ask? I mean its technically yours. If I had my leg amputated I would definitely want to keep it.

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look on the bright side, you get a sick ass robotic leg and you're now like 15% lighter or something

>implying trannies wouldn't just try to convince you their body was rejecting those pesky appendages so phantom pains could never occur
You underestimate the level of delusion we're talking about here.

Dr. Strangelove is pretty funny. Also has a wheelchair character.

OP is obviously not American. Someone on this level of poverty in the US wouldn't even be seen by a doctor nevermind undergo a complex surgical procedure.
He is probably from some European shithole but too proud to admit his beloved socialised medicare just ruined his life lmao.

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>I'm gonna need to get my sides amputated
kek now I'll have to too

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Will you get any kind of compensation for that? What the fuck

How was your emotional state before this? if I lost my leg I would just kill myself. Nothing in life goes my way and I just can't be happy

I wanna make a joke about that surgery costing you an arm and a leg but I'm too dumb

>coping this hard
But you could be right, however the carpet and the paper napkin dispenser tells a different story.
Although British is not out of the picture, they have disgusting homes too.

What are you going to do with one shoelace? Floss your ass? Haha gotta go

At least you'll be able to have a cool robotic one in like 5-10 years when the tech becomes mainstream

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>those shoes framed so expertly in the shot
K I N O

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Forrest Gump

jesus christ, checked.

obviously a european too, "free" healthcare? i guess you get what you pay for. anyway, HACKERS is my favorite movie

Unironically is a good choice.

Post another picture but with a piece of paper that says Bane? on top of the amputated leg

>paper napkin dispenser
Those are Kleenex user. Snot rags.

The Terry Fox Story.

The second amendment only protects arms

Are you getting bunch of menu m money from the hospital???

This. I could have sworn I've seen this amputee leg before, years ago on this site.

meeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Are you the guy that posted on fit a week ago about exercises for amputees?

I worked as an orderly at an orthopedics wing in a hospital, and my first week on the job there was a leg amputation, and I got paged to the OR to take the severed leg, wrapped in bio-hazard bags, down to the pathology lab.
The worst part is that the girl was a real qt3.14 with really nice legs.

Treasure Island

No. This is a bad series. It's literally a gay man's story. I'm not making this up, Black Sails is about a bitter, angry gay man and a coal burner while they betray each other over and over.

How did it take this many posts for someone to say this? I thought it would be the first thing said

maybe he grew it back and lost the other one.

>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/81087169/
Ah shit I fucking knew it. I was in that thread. Fuck OP.

Why are you using a fake pic? No one has a TV that fucking old and VCR hooked up

Black Sails

The Legend of the Seeker

This show is so wholesome I can't watch it without crying.

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>Do American doctors cut off perfectly viable body parts
They do it to little boys at birth, user.

Letterkenny if you liked TPB.

Or perhaps we’re wondering why someone would put a cast on someone after they chopped off that leg

You’re quite actually retarded my man. Americans believe so many nonsense myths that keep them brainwashed. That’s true less than .05% of the time. The other 99.95% of the time, the actual QUALITY of health care in say Canada; is significantly higher quality of treatment as well. You’ve been lied to you moron. Look at what actual experts say. What you believe is literal nonsense. If you don’t think this happens in America on the daily you’re delusional.

Kleenex is a brand of paper napkins, and on the table is a dispenser for paper napkins.
Also
>snot
>implying

>listen to experts instead of your own experiences and observations

Experts can say what they want, being sick in Canada or Sweden is a nightmare. You sit in a waiting room for 9 hours with a broken leg because everyone abusing “free” healthcare come in with common colds and “my x hurts when I do y”

hehe, you fuckers crack me up

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I thought I had seen that pic before, nice detective work.

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Bold statement but on the other foot..

wow op thats crazy. stay strong and feel better.

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>Kleenex is a brand of paper napkins
They're called "Facial Tissues," actually.

Favourite based guy

Good luck waiting 8 months to get your cancer diagnosed

This is what I come here for.
It's like one of reddits pun threads, but worse and unfiltered.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST WANT MY FORESKIN BACK OKAY
FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK DOCTORS

If I ever lost my leg I'd get a bunch of different peg legs that I could swap out with very specific uses.
Like a gun leg, a pogo stick leg, a nunchuck leg, dildo/fucksaw leg, you name it.
I'd be the lamest super hero ever.

Literally paper napkins.
It's a napkin.
It's made out of paper.
Paper napkin.

You can say it as many times as you want, it won't make your dumb ass be any less wrong.

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Running Man