Being Jonas is suffering

Being Jonas means plowing Goth Martha from parallel world

He didn't deserve it bros

Bet this version has gripping pussy

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Ulrich is the prime example of being CHAD isn't always good times.

being Egon is suffering

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Egon was a dumbass, all the obvious shit right in front of him and he still doubted.

So, Bartosz is Adam, right? He’s tricking Jonas, right?

i don't normally watch netflix bros why did it default me to the dub when i started it? does it do the same for anime?

based

>durrrr, how couldn't some good-hearted peasant cop from bumfuck nowhere combine two and two and realize that time travel exists?!?

Ulrich did nothing wrong

Why are German investigators always so calm and scary?

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g*rms are not really humans, but rather something akin to a robot or an android. They have no souls, it's a well known fact

Noah did nothing wrong

the dude that got pickaxed by noah was bartosz isnt it?

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This is going to be one of those shows where I can't remember shit and will be confused as fuck when S3 rolls around

The plot is just way too convoluted for me

Can't wait to see how he turns into to that deformed old man

>started hating him
>by the end I wanted to hug him
I don't understand why wasnt he in pain after he got hit near in the shoulder.
>Babylon Berlin
Looked up the description and looks like good shit. Do you recommend any other german tv shows?

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There are recaps on youtube that explain everything, don't worry bro.

What the F*CK is this bitch's problem

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The fact that I'm not dicking both the loli and the milf versions.

>>started hating him
>>by the end I wanted to hug him

Same

The kind of woman you want to fuck but you know she'll ruin you. Wanted to strangle her after what she did

cuck show

kys pedo

cuck post

>REEEEE, MUH MARTHA

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she was a psycho ever since she was a kid but i won't resist if she rapes me

I'm gay yet somehow I'm obsessed with this woman why is she so perfect? It's the first time I want someone to step on my balls.

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Being the French delegation is suffering. Rescheduled again...

No wonder they staged the apocalypse.

His only crime was caring about his kids too much (T _T)7

(and beating a small child half to death with a rock)

fuck yes, wish she was my mommy desu

Being Hannah is suffering

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This show is just depressingly futile. It doesn't matter what Jonas or any of the other characters do or how much they struggle. It's all happened before and will happen again. Jonas can't escape becoming older Jonas just as older Jonas can't escape becoming Adam. What's the point? S2 was excruciating to watch

Wrong, literally the whole premise of the show is that you are wrong

can't say definitively why it defaulted you to dub, but i hope you didn't watch the show that way- it sucks. watch german with subs for best times

I think he might have more in store for him, since they baited the audience into thinking he'd be the one to kill Egon.

His only mistake was not noticing the major red flags and getting the fuck away from Hannah

Test

8/10

He’s white, foreign, probably uncut, looks great without a shirt on.

>watch german with subs for best times
this seriously, the dub sounds weird and makes the show different

Punished Ulrich

thats literally the good thing about it though?
fuck off with your alternate universe shitshow go watch steins gate

Yeah, it's pretty suffering being a dumbass

How dare you respond to me, filthy weebshit???

looks like youre more suited to weebshit than kino like Dark with your reddit opinions
you cant beat time bitch love and feefees dont matter

>you cant beat time bitch love and feefees dont matter
cuck mentality

cuck mentality

>cheating on his sweet loving wife and ruining his kids lives because he wanted some different pussy
he was innocent bros!

German here, it's true.

The old man is Bartosz. He’s tricking Jonas.

Why doesn't he just kill himself then? Wouldn't it stop all this shit from happening?

Whats the whole fucking point? Why is he time traveling at all? Why doesn't he realize the futility of it all and just say fuck it and live out a normal life? Does he really need to fuck his aunt that bad that he goes through all this hassle of creating dark matter and trying to redo the past a million fucking times?

No, it's the season 2 cop's brother, bartosh doesnt have a brother?

Every Clausen scene is kino

His wife was an ogre, tb h

His gun will prolly stuck, or the noose will rip, etc, just like when Noah tried killing older him(Adam)

Oh shit I didn't consider that

Didn’t the end of S2 imply they broke the loop and now there’s alternate shit happening?

He's relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

>looks great without a shirt on
I relentlessly need to see visual proof.

But he's a manlet and isn't height what really matters?

LITERALLY all the characters in this show are fucking hideous, aside for maybe middle-age Jonas and the redhead gymnastics girl, what the fuck is wrong with you

They're German, what do you expect?

Then he should have never marry her in the first place

Some observations about D A R K:
1) why can't the German FBI man drive a car? fuck sake, police that can't drive, really?
2) Clever how we are led to believe that Egon was a retard who died like a bitch without ever knowing the truth, but he figured it out just before he died like a bitch
3) Clever how S1 leads you to believe Ulrich is pretty much the joint MC before suddenly he attempts to murder a child and then spends 20 years of utter irrelevance in a sanitorium
4) Eye Patch German Christian Slater and Caravan Transsexual will have a significant role to play in S3, mark my words

Why the FUCK are germanoids so fucking ugly. Literally all their women look like men

HE. IS. HANDSOME. RELENTLESSLY.

>daddy noah
>hideous
watsrongwichu

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Oh yeah, forgot Noah too, hes a good looking boomer

A shame he's dead now. I miss when he was just the mysterious big bad we barely saw.

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Hes not, we have no idea who zoomer noah was

No, that was Adam goal all along. It's the only way to "change" since he probably was never born in that other one

I want to see young Big Boss/Punished Slater and his Transsexual brother/sister in their weird shenanigans

>memes you into fucking up time

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NEUN UND NEUNZING LUFTBALLOONS

Adam actually did nothing wrong

1.Hes a 1920s brainlet, he cant into modern cars
2.He still died clueless, more or less
3.Yeah, I kinda miss Ulrich
4.Hope so, I'm really interested in eye-cuck's role. Maybe hes somehow related to the future-mute girl, she also had just 1 eye and he is constantly around her mom/daughter?

>forgetting young Hannah

neck yourself, pedo subhuman

GARBAGE show

>S1 handsome boy Mads Nielsen dead
DROPPED

Why is old Jonas such an asshole?

cuz he got cucked into watching the girl he loves die because of an old burn victim

Why didn't adult Jonas try to stop him?

Probably some bullshit of “time demands it be like this”. No doubt Adam will send him to bang his own mother to conceive an incest daughter and then send him to the future to have an incest grand-daughter with her.

Then Adam sells video of it to Bill Clinton in 1994 in exchange for alien time travel device to reset the timeline and prevent it all.

But...he killed her himself???

He did tried to make her hide

His crime was not double tapping to see if that kid was dead

It's made by Netflix, it's their first German language show

Calling it now: Adam is THE Adam - Biblical, the first man.

His machine at s2's end let's him go to any point in time - Why not the beginning to set things in motion? "The future influences the past."

>le being ulrich is le suffering
>le being jonas is le suffering
>le being egon is le suffering
>NO ONE MENTIONS MY BOY HELGE
being a retard is truly suffering...

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He was warned though, didn't wanna listen

his mom was so mean and sexy

I haven't seen Center Of My World but it looks like twink kino

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Fernando Torres?

>so relentlessly hot
Thank you, user.

She looks like an old Emily VanCamp

Nice

This actually makes quite a sense, with all the "you are me" talk
I kinda dont want the show to revert to the whole "bible" shit and give up on explaining stuff tho

For me, it's '86 Regina.

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She is definitely an android

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Does this show have any gay or trans shit?

A little, only two homos in the story I think

>yfw parallel universe Hannah has a small feminine penis

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Jonas is so smol :3

How gratuitous is it? My, uh, friend hates gays.

I am fucking HYPED for Babylon. I have purposely avoided any info about the novels for maximum enjoyment.

There's no sex or anything really

What are the names of the gay characters? Are they young and handsome? Do they kiss?