Called comedians

>called comedians
>they don’t say anything funny

Why is this a thing? Why is spouting run-of-the-mill, milquetoast, safe, left wing opinions considered comedic?

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you can tell jimmy fallon is the only one who isn’t a neurotic mess since he was able to just sit and take a photo without needing to hold a drink in his hand

Don't you know? Everything is funny in a Clown World.

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conan is pretty based tho

Why the fuck does Colbert always look so creepy

the episode where he tried to convince everyone to stop helping Haiti was insanely redpilled

If he didn't go into comedy he probably would have ended up as one of those kiddy diddling priests.

He's been a petty faggot for about 10 years now and decided to jump on the typical shit all other late night guys are doing. He's probably the hardest fall from grace.

Stop obsessing over these hacks you culture warrior faggot.

it isn’t about being funny, it’s about making “jokes” that make the viewer feel superior by reinforcing their political opinion. it isn’t “haha that was funny,” it’s now “haha yeah that political opinion which i agree with is so correct that anything else is laughable!”

Conan is the only one I still occasionally watch.

Wow, so just like scrolling through Yea Forums? Never realized what an echo chamber this shithole has become.

>tfw sometimes pretend you're a comedian in your own head
>come up with loads of stupid ideas for routines
>none of it would be funny
>say really off the wall shit in front of friends
>they say I should be a standup comedian
>they don't even seem sarcastic
>explain that if I made jokes like I make to them at an open Mic night I'd probably never be able to get a job again
>really dumb fucked up shit like jerking to videos of Sandy hook or whatever
>or i just regurgitate Yea Forums memes like manlets and they think it's hilarious
>have been vaguely tempted to go to an open Mic night at the local community college cause maybe me embarrassing myself would be the catalyst for me to commit suicide finally and stop being a burden on my parents.

You never know until you try, user

If you're gonna do risky material just go a town or so over and stay away from colleges. Also, everyone who goes to open mic nights basically expect you to be shit. If you're going on stage and you're doing extremely graphic stuff like jerking off to Sandy Hook vids, they might actually be shocked into laughter.

Record audio of you doing some standup then post in this thread, pretty please with cunny on top

>le classy whisky drinking gentlemen

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I like this post

>Fuck Brexit and fuck Drumpf

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>I disagree with it so it's not funny

the state of burgerland ""conservatives""

Why the FUCK is that one black guy in there? Not Trevor Noah, that lame four eyed motherfucker who got cancelled after like 1 season?

What is funny about giving a political opinion?

John Oliver supports open borders? Ok. Where’s the punchline?

Seethe more

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which is funny because in real life hes supposedly a huge drunk

ALL WHITE MEN!!!! UGH!!!! WHEN WILL A WOMAN OF COLOR GET HER TURN AT HOSTING LATE NIGHT???????? UGH SO NOT HERE FOR ALL THESE DUDE BROS TAKES ON COMEDY! BYE FELICIA!!!

Bill Maher is pretty based for a lib. One of the rare libs who hates SJW faggotry, makes fun of capeshit faggots and says the n word on the reg, hes cool in my book

It was more satire cause I always get mad cause these mass killings don't mean anything to me they are just numbers and I just feel excited for the next one because it might be a higher score. It was meant to be satire. Like "oh yes it's a new high score" and furious fake besting off out of frustration for how how fucked up it is.

So basically soapboxing shock comedy. Id have to have at least 2 shots in me to do jt tho and i dont know if being drunk at these things is against the rules.

He's is known for being a raging alcoholic. They obviously had already finished his drink the second they handed it to him.

>Community college
I could not imagine a more sterile environment for standup. Go to a real comedy club that hosts open mic, most people suck anyway so the bar is low.

That's the only place I've seen it advertised. But yeah itd be a bad idea to do it there. The only thing is I'm a skinny white guy so I don't want to end up on a watch list for joking about edgy shit. Like jokingly being a huge edgelord but the point is acting like a ridiculous retard then laughing at it. Or talking about a holocaust for baby boomers and shit and joking about the holocaust never happening (I'm American so I won't go to jail but I'll probably be socially fucked).