Its a ferengi episode

When they're all together for the episode it work though

Same reason the only thing people listen to is generic public domain classical music

>its a baseball episode

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I think Americans are oversaturated by baseball, as someone living in a country occupied by the States I quite enjoyed them

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>The Nig-Nog Consortium
That's a big yikes, Ira. Just because Berman is busy with Voyager doesn't mean you can write that kind of shit.

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>It's a yamok sauce episode

Protip: DS9 fans don't even like Star Trek.

quark is great, nog is okay, rom is garbage

ds9 fan here it's true

>that black kid who starts trying to talk in a room full of whites
What do you think you're doing?

Best alien coming through. You plebs have probably never heard of him

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>It's a Gem Haddar episode
Is this peak comfykino?

>it's a Dukat does nothing wrong episode
how did he do it, not-general?

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>Gem Haddar
Stop talking.

>It's a Garak + one more member of the cast go on an adventure episode
>It's a two-part episode
my dick

>it's kino
Fucking every time with TNG.

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Nog is the best character in Star Trek, sorry you're an idiot.

What don't u like about the Gems?

>that gay kid who thinks he has a clever sense of humor
Stop talking.
You don't know how to spell the thing you're trying to talk about, Tyrone.

Is Gul Dukat the greatest Chad in Trek?

How many legs have you sacrificed for the Federation, faggot?

>its a Garak and Bashir episode
>its a Obrien and Bashir episode

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>he's still talking, despite the straight person explaining that he'll never be funny

yes
>loses his status, family and mind
>still makes up an alpha plan to seduce the Bajoran pope and bring space demons to life

>its a leeta episode

Forgot pic

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>Stop talking
>Stop talking
he's still talking
Are you a woman, or just a tranny?

Every episode

Favorite crack ship - Leeta x Damar

>it’s a DS9 episode
FTFY

>can't even make it a day without obsessing over chicks with dicks
Come out of the closet already, disgusting fag. Everyone can already tell.

It's a based episode apparently lmao

>When leeta sluts it up on ryza

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>It's a Q episode and the only one in 7 seasons

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If you don't think In the Cards is kino you're an idiot, don't @ me

>one post about you being a tranny = obsessed
>like eight posts about me being a fag = ???
take ur time now
think hard

Sissy boi Q got scared away by BPC (Big Prophet Cock)

IT'S RREEEAAAALLLLL

What's the most boring Trek episode for you personally?
For me, it's a TOS episode in S3 that I almost fell asleep watching and whose name I can't remember. Something about overpopulation.

>>one post about you being a tranny = obsessed
Yup. When you start talking about them (you do it everyday) without any contextual prompts, that means you're obsessed with them.
>???
People might stop pointing out you're a fag if you stopped doing shit that teenage girls do. The fact that you don't even realize that straight men don't act the way you do is pretty sad. Don't bother replying again. You're told.

>"Ah and now to engage in an epic series long battle of wits with my new favorite victim!"
>*Sisko cold cocks him*
>Q never shows up again

Based DS9

>its a Quark episode
>its an Odo (without Kira) episode
>its a Garak episode
>its a Dukat episode
>its a Weyoun episode
>its a Cardassian episode
>its a Jem’Hadar episode
>its a Section 31 episode

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Depends on where you live. I Used to live in a part of the country that was all about baseball. 5 years ago I moved to a spot where it's way more about football. People still like baseball, but it's not a crazy thing like it is elsewhere.

The Riker coma clip episode

>It's a Keiko yells at O'brien episode

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Your meme is so funny and not played out at all.

>Nod

This episode is actually quite moving.

>its an O'brien has enough of Keiko and Mollys shit episode

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the Jake episode where he gets old trying to save his dad from being displaced in time, or whatever, was unironically one of the better DS9 episodes.

prove me wrong.

agreed

I literally fell asleep during it. No tension whatsoever, because you know it'll be solved, and Sisko hams it up again acting wise

>it's a Bashir is visited by the genetic engineered autists episode

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>It's a Sisko shouts out a weird excited noise episode

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KAAAAAAAAAANE!

Epitome of everything wrong with DS9.

>*SHARP INHALE*

Shouldn't the lipstick marks be black/dark green whatever?

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>They wanted the Ferengi to be the big baddies of TNG since Gene said no Romulans/Klingons
>Immediately turn them into a fucking joke in their first appearance, destroy any credibility or threat they have, and have to wheel out the Romulans by the end of the first season

Why were there so many fucking Vic Fontaine episodes?

I fucking love those guys. I wish there were more episodes with them.

Babylon 5>> shameless ripoff 9

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>Something about overpopulation
You mean The Mark of Gideon? It was not bad episode just kinda boring but i still think that S3 is not as bad as people say it is.

>It's a Kira episode

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they ran out of ideas by season 6
look at the pah-wraith shit and vic fontaine

Who hates daddy Veef?

how many of these people are now dead?

>owns a fag phone
>is an attentionwhoring retard
We all like B5, you dumb cunt. That's not what the thread is about. Find other ways to garner attention.

Not enough

Why can’t there be one DS9 thread without B5 being forced into it?

I have always been here

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Better question why can't we have star trek thread without DS9 forced into it.

You know why.
He gets off on people bitching about his shitty bait because he doesn't have an interesting personality or anything exciting to contribute so he spams the same material every day.

Because aspies don't know how to interact respectably.

>It's a Gul Darhe'el episode

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All of them.

We can, there’s a shit load.
This thread was literally made about DS9 though so I don’t even know what point you’re trying to make.

Because.

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DS9 wasn't trek. they didn't do any trekking.

5

>tfw they accuse you of warcrimes when there wasn't a war

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He thinks every thread is /trek/ and is butthurt about the lack of SERIOUS TREK DISCUSSIONS going on. We should be arguing about wheelchairs and dogs, obviously.

>B-b-b-but they went to the Gamma quadrant in like 4 episodes!!!

imdb.com/list/ls023048945/

cursed show.

computer gib Radzia Jax gf

yeah in their shitty shuttle crafts. holy fuck this show was utter dog shit, and the beginning of the end for trek.

that corny early TNG episode where the enterprise surpasses the warp barrier, and flings itself to the centre of the universe? that shit had more trek kino in it then DS9 ever did.

>I forget everything about this episode

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Friendly reminder that DS9 rocks and all it's autistic haters have been BTFO every thread for the past five years

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DS9 was literally made for trannys.

>mfw I hate Star Wars now because there were no wars between stars

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>it's a kino episode

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I can't understand why are they so vehemently obsessed with hating on a 20 year old show, lmao

>the iTard has a folder full of newfag memes
I'm shocked.

Is that Ezra?

> t. tranny

Yes.

Ferengi episodes are based you nigger. You forgot the worst one:
>its a Odo/Kira relationship episode

its a holographic doctor episode

Not an argument

Ira Behr really put too much of himself in DS9

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>he comes to Yea Forums for arguments
The intellectual insecurity is palpable.

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>Klingon sports
They just fight each other. Klingon MMA would be some show.

DS9 Fan here. I love Next Gen and TOS and some of the movies.
I like some of Voyager and Enterprise. I hate STD.
How much trek do I have to like for it to count?

if the only star trek you know is babbies first (tng) then yes, we don't like you

Even if user has only seen TNG I like him more than you, elitist fucking twat.

This, and a fucking season finale.

TOS > DS9 > ENT
everything else is trash

Name one(1) Bajoran character who wasn't a pathetic waste of space.
>hard mode: do it without thinking with your dick.

you have to like zero DS9 episodes

>having an opinion on an entire franchise after watching more than one series is now elitist

Wrong. DS9 fans just don't believe that Star Trek has to be squeaky clean good guy. It's not practical or realistic even if all material needs can be met for free through science. For Earth and humans to be the way they are as idealized by Roddenberry, it would mean God himself would have to change the fallen nature of mankind.

Not even Trials and Tribble-ations?

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Deal with it pally. Vic is based

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Every Animated Show episode. I can't remember the plot to a single one.

true trek fans consider ds9 and tng companion pieces for eachother

>it's a mirror universe episode

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Who has the strongest team?

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That kinda person is still better than DS9fags.

ayelborne

>its a ferengi episode
I admit there were too many of these. Some were good though.
>its a Jake and Nod episode
Sadly most episodes where Jake is the focus arent that good, until the war starts.
>its a Vic Fontaine episode
Didnt show up until the later seasons and really was in the background except for 3 episodes.
>its a baseball episode
There was only one of these. Yes it was bad but hardly a fair criticism.

>DS9 fans just don't believe that Star Trek has to be squeaky clean good guy
That is because they want to chance everything about trek that isn't DS9.

I think Jake gets too much flak. He was really annoying in the first couple of seasons but he actually has some good episodes later on. Compared to other trek kids he is definitely far better than Wesley at the very least.
I really like the episode where Jake and Nog are trying to get the baseball card for Sisko.

Too many.

The Visitor > Inner Light

plus fathered 9 kids that he knows of.

no more crack than canon ship Leeta/Nog kek

How can I become more like Dukat?

>It's a Quark episode

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Not only was Jake’s character arc more interesting than “boy wonder” Wesley, but Jake (and cirroc) are more likable than Wesley (and Wil).
Also respect to Cirroc for dropping the only N bomb in Star Trek history

Most of VOY. I remember watching the episode Prime Factors the other day and fell asleep when Harry Kim mistook a device for a musical instrument and started to speak in technobabble to impress the female scientist.
I forgot what the episode was about and never tried to rewatch it.

oh God those are the worst! Worse than Keiko episodes.

>N Bomb
I haven't seen every episode yet but I find this hard to believe

It's tough for me to name one at all as they are so fuckin forgettable.

yeah never understood the jake hate. he wasn't a mary sue like wesley. the kid that they dropped the ball on was ziyal. they should have kept her young age instead of making her older for potential romance with garak that didn't work and went nowhere.

have lots of sex. make lots of babies. drink lots of kanaar. have plastic surgery. have a nervous breakdown.

>tfw no Bajoran terrrorist GILFfu

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>It's a kobiyashi Maru post

>Sticking Riker with Janeway

He'd hatefuck her, throw her out the nearest airlock and have Voyager home by Thursday.

Believe it nigga

ITS REAL

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Sisko=worst cpt

DS9 sucked big time. Almost worse than Voyager and yet still somehow better than STD.

>it's a watching DS9 for the first time and putting off starting the last season because I don't want it to end user

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Ro Laren was a waste of potencial

Bajorans a shit

What a charming negress

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Iktf

>only character in seven seasons to challenge the holier than thou collective federation hivemind
>waste of potential
gg

I meant that I wanted her in the regular cast.
Instead she had some good episodes and then got Maquied

>it's an Odo doesn't transform into anything because it's not in the budget episode

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This guy was 100% right and billions would have lived if they had listened to him

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I hate Kai Winn so god damn much

he was the worst captian cause kira hijacked his show. ds9 was written for her. no clue they they bothered with him as the captain when she was clearly running the show and ended up in his chair in the finale.

Michelle turned down the offer to be on DS9 so they created Kira to take her place. But it was Ro originally.

>that he knows of
I wouldn’t be surprised if the vast majority of cardassian-bajor rape babies were his

The TOS episode Empath where the whole episode is in a black void.

Half of DS9 and Voyager was what I fell asleep to last fall semester.

oh boy just gotta get back to them southern jungles on bajor

IMO liking DS9 or not comes down to whether or not you enjoy Avery Brooks’ autism

He doesn't have autism, he's a chad

Literally Kira. People who hate Kira never got past season one.
Also that lower decks chick who died on that TNG ep

Anjohl Tennan

Ro Laren could have kicked Sisko's ass.

>all Bajoran men are beta virgins
>Dukat larps as a Bajoran and instantly becomes the most Alpha Bajoran man to ever exist
the absolute state of Bajorans

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bajoran women were throwing themselves at him. of course that babies were his. bajoran men are incels who worry about the prophets and nothing else.dukat was a gift to those ladies.

>rape babies
how could there be rape if all the women were willing?

kira sucked and romance with odo didn't help. truly the nadir of trek. all her romances were cringe: that priest, that priest's han solo wannabe alt uni version, that bajoran president, that short fling with bashir, odo. am I forgetting someone?

uh, trans-bajorans are still bajorans, sweetie

Riker and O'Brien

good!

>it's a fake

fuck yes that o'brien baby crap. cringe city. riker clone or whatever he was cringe city too

'Duet' alone is enough to elevate Kira out of 'complete waste of space' tier

>Next gen babby talking shit about DS9 but doesn't even know the second Riker is named Tom.

I fell asleep during that episode. Was he really the concentration camps guy?

Just raise some feral hogs and they'll keep your yard clear.

Why not just watch Star Trek again?
Why not just wait till Picard comes out and is awful so you have an even better reason to kill yourself?

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>That feel when you'll never be Gul Dar'Heel

never said I was a Trekkie. Just happened to have watched DS9 on reruns cause Yea Forums shilled it.

she regressed since til season 7 where she worked with garak and greatest hero in ds9 history damar. and dumped odo.

Do Americans really have packs of wild hogs running around attacking their children?

Voyager was just a crappier TNG.

what else are you supposed to feed hogs?

I killed 30-50 feral hogs in my yard while I was having my morning coffee. Looked like my neighbor was getting about the same.

>his "country" can't afford security hogs
We even have regional variations, they're called javelinas in the southwest

IS THIS THE STAR TREK GENERAL AND IF SO IS IT OK TO POST ABOUT STAR TREK DISCOVERY?

yes, no

Trelane or Ayelborn.

Technically, STD is Star Trek so I guess...

Helm, set a course for Virgin IV.

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>he doesn't know about the feral hogs
mr. gucci loafers over here

I fell asleep watching a lot of season 3 TOS episodes

He meant dogs.

plebbit

>It's a random extra insults and outsmarts a literal prophet then exposes the federation and their lies for all to see episode
I fucking miss this guy

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You shouldn't watch TV before bed.

why no bajoran feral hogs in star trek?

Was he section 31?

He was a tryhard faggot who got the cucking he deserved.

Bajor doesn't support that kind of animal life.

I want more Star Trek, lads. Not STD but actual Trek. It's not fair.

How so?

You could pitch an episode to Paramount. If the idea is good they might go with it.

>thinking this is how movies are made

>Paramount

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>dumb cuckington fag doesn't even understand the character he waifus

enlighten me then

Aren't waifus those japanese girlpillows ?

started watching last week, only onto half of season 2

>hate the Ferengi, love Quark
>didn't like Jake and Nog at first
>liked them better after that episode were they make a deal on their own, they have better chemistry than Keiko and Miles
>speaking of, they are just terrible
>I despise the Bajorans most
>even Cardassians, who come out as the biggest assholes in the Alpha quadrant, are fun in their own way, Garak especially
>but fuck Bajorans, fuck muh prophets, fuck Bajor for Bajorans
>Kira a best

I don't think they ever say he is but it is odd how his betrayal came out of nowhere considering the federation has eyes on everyone. I wouldn't be surprised if section 31 was involved in it in some capacity.

I thought it was Nog.

>it's a Quark episode
>it's a Miles O'Brien episode
>it's a Garak episode

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>Kira a best
>mouthy, flat, skinny bitch
nah nigga

Just plain, simple Gayrak.

Paramount doesn't own Star Trek

>its a ferengi episode
They're fine other than Nod
>its a Jake and Nod episode
Jake is based
>its a baseball episode
more like it's a basedball episode

say who owns it

To a pureopean, the baseball episodes are nonsensical and goofy.

>and the only one in 7 seasons
Thank god for that, Q made it really hard to get into tng

for me, it's Brunt, FCA.

Q is cool because he is everything you cannot be.

shut up she's cute

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Who's that?

>it's another episode where they torture miles where he's just off camera with his wife and nothing else happens to them or their loved ones

'ate bajorans
Luv Kira
Simple as
You shut your whore mouth

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std canon

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Children like Jadzia
Men prefer Kira

It is written and experienced as part of growing up

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Apuposters are the fucking worst

>XFL

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I kinda like apu. He's whimsical and fun.

>one(1)
Major Kira

t. apuspammer

i dont get it

Who's your favorite captain? I like Sisco.

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babylon 5 more like youaregay 5

>it's a Kira episode

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No, I'm also european.
I don't need to care for hobby X to understand a persons reverence for it.

I liek pikard.

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0.1 points under the funny cut-off. Too bad. Keep at it.

You won't get the slang tho.

>hating based Q

Kira Nerys
>hard mode: do it without thinking with your dick.
I was thinking with my heart

HEY! IT'S BASH!

ikr? what a pedo

picard is cool but sisko is more commanding voice

True but at least it felt Trek unlike DS9.

How does a station go on a trek?
Asking for a friend.

kys tripfag

>he made another /stg/ thread after the spectacular failure of the last one

gravity

the real trek is the walkabouts we made along the way

Everyone wants attention. Denying this is a sign of deep insecurity.

Stop bullyng

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you're bullying Yea Forums with your incessant shitposting

>DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE CARDASSIANS DID TO THE BAJORAN REFUGEES AT TEROC-NOR??
just fuck off, Kira

You two are worse than the tripfag

>Previously on The Deflector Shield

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based autistic user

I tolerate frogs as long as they're trek themed.

Tolerate one frog and you tolerate all frogs. Do not allow this cancer to spread.

yo brah love the frogs (hehe)
what is your fave trek episode??
thanks!

/TREK/ IS BACK, BABY!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!

my fav ep is tng "clues" and datas day

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Did Picard go to school with every single admiral in Starfleet?

All frogs are shit

you take that back!

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Some of these apus are OC tho.

kill, and I cannot stress this enough, yourself

I would assume all admirals went to school at starfleet academy, so yes

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Your borders look like absolute shit

/trek/ used to be so cool. What happened?

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Charles Manson asked me to murder it.

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quite frankly, fuck you and your heavily-artifacted frogshit

Why isn't anyone posting in /stg/ if there are supposedly dozens of anons starting Trek series every day and need help knowing in which order they watch episodes?

a bloo bloo

models

>one thread is infected by the autistic frogfag
>the other by the tripfag stalker
how the fuck do >we fix this shit?

that's enough from you.

Worked into an absolute seething shoot by pictures of retarded frogs

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By posting content and generating traffic.

ikr?
>waaaaa the frogs aren't well enough mspainted
lolcow level

pretense that jadzia isn't hotter than kira in every way.
> jadzia 10/10 face, 10/10 legs,. 10/10 voice, can fight and fuck like a klingon.
>kira fucking enormous ass on a starved midget body, shrill voice, always angry, short legs even in heels, old

too late for this thread now, almost at bump limit, but before we go I want everyone to know that Vulcans suck and Bones was right all along
waifufags need not reply

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make new thread

>kira fucking enormous ass on a starved midget body
oh god yes

how could anybody disagree that bones is based?

Was pre-genetic modification reveal Bashir the single most pathetic main cast character? Or was someone else even worse and I forgot?

Harry Kim maybe

Sweet, those episodes are comfy as fuck

That's actually a cool episode. Tuvok ends up betraying Janeway thinking what he was doing would help them get home faster.

>Mirror Kira didn't rape Kira
It's not right, bros.

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>its a cake episode

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The jake and nod episodes and the baseball, episodes are the worst

Winn and Kira.

Comfy as fuck

Nog episodes are based, especially after he becomes a cadet, the great material continuum was one of the best episode subplots ever created

Nog became a better character as the series went on.

Jake is a great character, and the whole relationship between the three generations of Siskos is kino.

The show would have been way shitter with here instead of Nana Visitor.

>bashir so thirsty for jadzia's "bat'leth " that he comes on Yea Forums to white knight her
Kinda cute, kinda sad, go to bed Bashir

Hey I never though of that but it might make sense. Going to rewatch with that in mind.

Bashir white knights everybody