I WILL LASER EVEYR FUCKING ONE OF YOU

I knew he was no good, because I read the comic.

Black Noir is a stronger Homelander clone meant to keep him in check, by the way.

>That scene where he destroyed a plane on episode 1 had my jaw legitimely dropping.
>:OOOOO

Interesting, what else?

Hurhurhur, worst try hard comment of the day.

>Hurhurhur
autism?

In the show he's just their Batman

How will he die?

Hopefully, he is something like Batman, but Batman ain't that strong. It's entirely possible the twist doesn't happen.

No. Just stop trying, dude. Go watch your epic superhero tv program.

>when the satirical self-aware superhero genre deconstruction is dark and edgy

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>No. Just stop trying, dude.
what the fuck are you even trying to say? I swear, i'd be willing to bet money that your IQ is in the double digits.

You already have a board for this geek shit.

It'll be a plot point later, it's been a while since I read but "Homelander" does his outlandish bullshit more publicly and Homelander doesn't remember doing it but it was just black noir in a homelander suit.

why didn't he laser Starlight's vagina like in the comics?

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So how strong is he, could he have saved the plane if he wanted to?

Christ, seriously the show elevated the comic. This just looks cringy and all the screen caps I’ve seen are the most dumb juvenile shit with the most over the top dialogue.

The show is better than the comics. The comics are edgy, cringey bullshit. Every character is better, and I hope the Black Noir twist doesn't happen.

oh, yeah, what would you say in Startlight's position?

NO!That's gay!

>WELL THATS TOO BAD
>BECAUSE NOW
>IM GONNA SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER LASER

The tone in what happened in the show was so much better. There was a lot more shown with Starlight’s expressions that you ever could by a comic book. So she didn’t need to say that really dumb line.

well, now that I think of it:
>"what are you going to force yourself on me?"
>"god, heaven's no... unless you want this job"
sounds like it's from a porno

I love Frenchie.
Gun smuggler with a heart of gold.

He's significantly more professional than in the comics

In the comic he's the one who gets Starlight to suck his dick, followed by every other man in the Seven

Do they actually show the blowjob? Sounds hot

I'm so fucking glad he killed off Elizabeth Shue, she has the acting range of a brick and delivers lines so fucking stitled

Some scenes it looked like she could barely walk, ok maybe she had a stroke and now I feel kinda bad

no, much like in the tv-series, they cut to her puking in the bathroom and meeting Queen Mave there who tells her to fuck off.

But I poop from there!

Not right now you don't.

I think at worst Noir will be revealed to be manipulating the Homelander to some degree. I don’t see why they would show the whole fight scene with Noir and ching chong if he could have just ripped her in half and walked away.

>That scene where he destroyed a plane on episode 1 had my jaw legitimely dropping.

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bro fuck off, don't you realize you're the loser?

Airplanes aren't designed to have impact resistant hulls, so the plane trying to plummet and him pushing against it might've had him tear right through the thing.

If she found it so disgusting why did she do it?

what did it say? did he call you cuck?

Who speaks like that? Why didn't she just call it rape?

Couldnt be more of an amazon shill if you tried.

>muh edgy amazon tv show is art and so unlike the edgy comic

coerced fellation is not rape

>had my jaw legitimely dropping

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Can you honestly not read? What's wrong with you? It's very easy to understand.