/heem/ - /knuck/ edition

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Don't know about this one b

i am so fucking bored

Fuck you khabib

bkfc starting hard with a kino theme song

*enters thread*
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barecuckhold fight club

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Weigh ins -
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Go to sleep idiot. Don't even think about a snarky comment because as soon as this message sends I'm off to bed

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>Tony will never go on a 12 fight win streak
>Conor would never duck Tony
>Khabib will never pull out
>Tony will never pull out
>Khabib will never pull out
>Tony will never pull out
>Khabib will never pull out via gluttany.
>Khabib would never travel to the US and then leave the country a week before their fight.
>Tony would never lose to Gaychese
>Tony would never lose to Oliveira
>Tony would never lose to laynpray
>Tony's knee will never fully heal
you are here
>Tony will never cuck and kill Cuckler
>Gaychee would never retire without the belt
>Tony will never be the champ
>Tony would never heem Gooby
>Khabib will never return...

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The heems are safu, desu

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why don't white people breed?

i enjoy the gane and jiri posts

thats racist

Checked and based. Thank you MARSHALL INU

Can someone please edit Hapman's BBC into this pic
Thanks

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I get bred all the time B. Unless you mean like reproducing? Sounds gay.

too busy killing themselves

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>BKFC has open scoring tonight
truly leading the way for combat sports. BKFC is the future.

no fuck off

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Cope posting about Aljo already?

marrrrineeeeeeees
amaerukee is watchin
kill on three

aljo won

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You just know she has a q tattoo

>Russians are Mongolia rap-

>Is the P4P peoples champ

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Shavkat Rakhmonov

From KakaStan

Do you guys know who he is?

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Based QAnon Russian cutie.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>STERLING PASSES INTO SIDE CONTROL

>THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS

>HE'S LOOKING FOR A SCARF HOLD HERE

>HE'S CRANKING THE NECK THIS COULD BE IT

>THERE'S THE TAP

>ALJAMAIN STERLING SUBMITS PETR YAN

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DC exposed Khamshat and his homo relationship with Toilet Till. Till is 100% the bottom

>get dropped
>win round 10-8
lmao

>post 6 videos about khamzat within an hour in your direction

who cares if they're both happy and safe and love each other?

Brazza, have a seat..

looool they fucked up the graphic surely

The only thing that would create more seethe than a male fighter coming out as gay (besides a trans UFC fighter) would be two "straight" male fighters falling in love before our very eyes. I hope it happens.

What did he mean by this?

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>Rogan : OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Anik : GILBERT. BURNS. WITH AN UPSET FOR THE AGES
>Rogan: woooooooooooow...This crowd is going nuts (laughs)
>Felder : Let's take a look at the replay.
>Felder : They're just feeling each other out, not much action...
>Rogan: ...And you see the right hand feint from Burns, Khamzat immediately bites and goes for the takedown...and BOOM, right on the button.
>Anik : I mean, talk about a perfect uppercut, it doesn't get much better than this.
>Felder : Oh, his mouthpiece flying out is just...
>Rogan : But this is what we've warned people about, Burns is a VI-CIOUS striker.
>Anik : Khamzat appears to be on all 4 in the cage. Doesn't want to get up for the official decision.
>Rogan : I mean, where does he go from there ?

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I gunna smash everyone!!! arrgggg arggggg!!! I gunna smash you brother. 1 minute brother!! arhghgh. ahghghghhghghgh

Obligatory
>Danyoh Koimyay

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imagine deluded yourself

Why isn't Yea Forums rooting for Based TKZ? Volk is a insecure manlet

>girliest scream in mma history
how am I supposed to boy Yan after this bros….

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>Volk is a insecure manlet
hes just like me

bet toilet loves it when khamzat talks like that to him :^)

GET OUT OF THERE REEM

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contrarianism took over /heem/ and everyone boys pitter patter poofs now

how the fuck is the skinny faggot winning

because tkz started going on about not enough opportunities for asians that is why they aren't successful. sounds like a left-wing victim.

He's just a special little guy okay

Anyone else notice that 90% of the time when anons post these elaborate prediction greentexts, the fighter they predict to win loses? Seen it countless times.

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You would take him even less seriously if you saw him person, all those bad ass MMA skills and you can manhandle him like a child if your 6 ft tall

Have you ever met a secure manlet?

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heh just like cory canhagen

they keep fucking up the graphic, either that or the judges don’t know which fighter is which lel

Oh fer sure

Why won't you BREED her, White man?

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kek cory is a twig that got exposed by TJ

I'm rooting for Volk because he's just a regular bloke from a small town

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ironically enough, I met Holloway in person at the jizzy vs romero card. He’s all of 6 ft, made me realize just how hard that guy cuts for 145

*blocks your path*

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yes but i like reading them so i don't say anything

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Grappling soul tomorrow

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The only excuse he can give is he was trying to do a derrick lewis howl impression. Otherwise , a massive story loss b

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Post her address and I do it right now

hope it's a spicy roller or a brutal heem and nothing in between

didn't really deserve a title shot coming off of beating Dan Ige nearly a year ago
featherweight kinda sucks atm

is the ring massive or are these megamanlets

Outdated shop, Zatdaddy towered over him at the actual weigh in face off

Till’s poor asshole after this exposure.

They won't spend more than 10 seconds on the ground b...

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fight sucks like the dumb ngubu posts

...

>land the only knockdown of the fight
>the aggressor 90% of the time
>hardest swangs
>lose
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads, ill stick to the nip kickboxing kinos

He won lad

You lost mate?

Reminder Logan wins in a decision, the greatest boxer of all time couldn't knock Logan out

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khamzat doesn't want to go to the ground with THAT

i'm the best talker in the ufc lad it's like a wise man once said we're not here to take part we're here to take over

burns by gogoplata to rolling heel hook

>the greatest boxer of all time
>scaredshitmayweather
Youre smoking some bad shit bro

bjjfags are so infantile, the googoogagga pathetic...

oh, now i see why boxfags claim this shit sport

The guy who never knocks people out didn't knock LP out, wow who could have seen that coming

he makes it sound like Conor died 20 years ago and is no longer in the ufc kek

draawww

>majority draw
yeah this semen slurping sport isn’t for me