TEX Lineup
Brad Miller (L) LF
Marcus Semien (R) 2B
Corey Seager (L) SS
Mitch Garver (R) C
Nathaniel Lowe (L) 1B
Adolis Garcia (R) CF
Kole Calhoun (L) RF
Andy Ibanez (R) 3B
Willie Calhoun (L) DH
Jon Gray RHP
TOR Lineup
George Springer (R) CF
Bo Bichette (R) SS
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (R) 1B
Teoscar Hernandez (R) RF
Lourdes Gurriel Jr. (R) LF
Alejandro Kirk (R) DH
Matt Chapman (R) 3B
Danny Jansen (R) C
Cavan Biggio (L) 2B
Jose Berrios RHP
Jays
I wish they would drop the puck already.
Rags are going to the ALCS cap this
go gays
I wish. We need pitching first.
When will the joggers be captured?
This seems longer than usual. Also I don’t give a heck about the Ukraine.
Canada is so gay.
Does Yea Forums or Yea Forums hate Ukraine and root for Russia to piss off the libs?
Imagine the number of late night meetings the Jays have had over the last couple of weeks, optimizing the maximum amount of virtue signalling they could pack into a season opener ceremony.
So Special Olympics and Ukraine bad for you? If they did a ceremony honoring the truckers, you'd be happy.
>representing ALL Canadian athletes
>2 homely girls they pulled out of the stands
did Trudeau make an appearance?
rangers bros i havent watched baseball in a long fucking time.
the last player i can even name from the rangers was alfonso soriano, and Michael something at first base.
oh, rusty greer sticks in my head for some reason
Just give me a valid reason why I should care
Rusty Greer sticks in my head for some reason too. Also don’t expect too much this year.
It's time.
Yes, its contrarian
Buck Martinez is the best colour commentator.
for the love of god start the game
>haha i get my opinions from Yea Forums and facebook
Whxte canadians are literal drones
>tfw its a good feel
also uh
pudge Rodriguez, oh and that pitcher that punched the news cameraman
for whatever reason i really want to watch boreball this year
JAYS
lmao
Berrios wtf brotha
Crowd better boo semen
Welp!
DINGER
JAYS????
IT'S MILLER TIME
That's it boys, pack it up season's over.
ah, yes, okay, so this season will go exactly how i thought it would, won't it?
AAAAAA BLOW IT UP SHATKINS
That pre-game was excessive. You don't celebrate a team like that which hasn't even qualified for a post-season yet.
>30
>MORE
>YEARS
Berrios and Ryu are going to shit the bed this year, won't they
berrios already has, ryu will start weak, work up to the best he's ever been, and then get hurt
Anyone know how to switch broadcast on youtubetv? I’ve got the Toronto broadcast but want the Rangers.
>doesn't want to listen to buck martinez
ishygddt
I waited six months for this
gettin' Sauced in the bullpen
Berrios get your shit together!
at least the hoe waitress with tight leather pants is back behind home platee hnnnngggg
>hey there a lot of hype for the jays this season, lets see how theyre do-
what a joke
double play here to change things around.
the cgi crowd makes the pitch spread graphic look even more soulless than it already did
>posts this as tex gets a rbi
never post again
I guess not
It's over.
Triple incoming,
Wtf are the Rags gonna be decent this year
thought the jays were supposed to be good this year bros..
how'd he fuck up that double play
i was almost about to apologize to you
Tronna always was a hockey town. rip bandwagon 2022-2022
Enjoy 4th place again, Jasy. It'll be even worse if this shitter is your new ace over Ray
bros...
welp back to the leafs
the jays were never good
saved, this will probably come in handy many times over the next 30 years. OC?
I can't wait until Vladdy homers his first at bat.
Toronto sports is so sad
34 pitches.
Reminder the Berios is signed for 7 years.
I have junior hockey
go knights go
welcome your new starting ace, toronto!
EOA resident detected.
>7 yr(s) / $131,000,000
>Biggio
>failed TWO double plays across TWO pitchers in ONE inning
double play user i hate you forever
They just won the NBA finals a few years ago, stop complaining
Dubs and Gray gives up the 4-run lead in 3 innings or less.
>Falling for the Latino pitcher meme
When will teams learn
In maybe the greatest example of fan band wagoning in pro sports history.
Anthopoulos would have never let this happen.
old south standing by
you know i think imma go back to my preferred semen slurping sport, nba
Cucknadia off to a great start
and? they still won, the fans weren't shooting the ball
Based I think my grandma lives on that side
I have $70 on the Jays winning by 2.
*sips*
yep that's my kinda neighbourhood