Fat fuck American theaters are more like restaurants

Fat fuck American theaters are more like restaurants.

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The annoying thing about American theaters is you don't get a seat number.

>everyone has high quality, cheap entertainment systems at home
>better food
>no niggers
>movies come out 3 months after theaters
Gee user, why would theaters need to feature special comforts to convince people to go to their shitty theaters?

how do you get into them? climb over or go under?

is that a real thing? lol. America is like late roman decadence on roids, or maybe neo-babylon.
brainwashed fat fucks

I hear night out at the movies is like $30-50 in USA? Its like $5 per person in I MAX where I live. No niggers, no fatsos.

IMAX ticket for one is $20 here in SoCal.

Heres a pic

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thank you for reminding me to visit the alamo drafthouse in my town, faggot

You drop by parachute

Isn't that pole kind of in the way of vision?

why do they all need tables like that?

$20! Yaiks. Seeng how most movies are compleat shit nowdays. When I was in school and later in Uni that tiket was $3 up to 24yo. Do you have student discounts?

$13 here

The cinema crane.

Americans are so fat they cant spend more than 2 hours without consuming sugar or other shit food

Used to be about 5 bucks when I was a kid. Any theater you go to now is going to have "assigned seating" and a heightened charge of 10-15 dollars just to watch a shitty movie.

Wow. No wander cinemas are closing left and right. The last 10 movies I saw it was like 12 people in the whole cinema. Even that new Spiderman that my wife draged me to.

>ROBERT I'M READY TO GET OUT NOW. THE KINO HAS ENDED

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In many you do.

So you just go in and hope it's not full or that you're not stuck in the front row? What kind of outlaw system is that?

Oh my. Keked

imagine being this fat

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just went to one of these and saw the tarantino, ate delicious food, got drunk as fuck, and when the movie ended, we all got up and gave the movie a standing ovation. god i love being american.

Did you get out before the theater incel opened fire?

[shooting optional]

thank you for your service

Is it true that Americans don't take off their shoes before entering the theater?

How long until America is literally Wall E?

do amercans really have those moist towelette things at all of their kinoplex dinner tables?

not soon enough