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Sydney North Melbourne SCG
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Collingwood West Coast Marvel Stadium
Sat 9 Apr 4:35pm AEST Preview Teams
Fremantle GWS Optus Stadium
Sat 9 Apr 5:25pm AWST Preview Teams
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My thread is once again second
i wish i was dead mate
were*
Predicting Gil has a hand in a few games tonight. Richmond to be leading at 1/2 time before Gil instructs the umpires to bring the Dogs home.
we'll use it later, happens every weegend. but this game format in the OP is rather shit.
love my collngwood
Predicting a flood of various rc trips, all vying to be THE most annoying and blatantly wrong amongst them.
Perhaps you should check the catalogue before making a thread
coffee: made
brekkie: looming
my swannies: ELITE
bane: EXPOSED
actually going to watch the aflw granny
Shan't
Couldn't give less of a fuck about it
NORFFFFFF MELBUN
DOOF DOOF DOOF
NORF MELBUN
NORF MELBUN
Don't worry everyone, I was in fact the person to ask, which prompted this post
raining brownlow medalest is in hostipal with ah fucked up heart but the jab is still totally safe
>raining
Oh yea good idea
you now waht i mean. smart arse
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Want to fuck that tomboy slut like you wouldn't believe
I don't believe you
WAKE THE FUX UP YA POST AFRICAN BEATS
AND KEEP IT TO ONE THREAD AT A TIME YA DINGUSES
and that's why CARN THE BLOODS are my lock of the week
DINGII*
richmond
BLESSED LOCK OF THE WEEK POSTER
HEAVE HO UNNA
myocarditis trending on australian twitter
how could this be
>stringer out
>teggs and sloane in
dons gonna get spanked
JABBIE ARE YOU?
ARE YOU OKAY JABBIE?
YOU BEEN HIT BY
YOU BEEN STRUCK BY
A "RARE" SIDE EFFECT
looking fwd to seeing Teg tha Keg otf today, lads.
unreadable game info, can we copy /nrl/ already
never
Taylor "kick a goal, put a boong in gaol" Walker
FREE TEGGS
DINDU NUFFIN
>There are people who thought PieGODS would be bottom 4 this year
iggs will win
>make fun of a players wife's miscarriage
>get called a black cunt
>staff on your own team rat you out
Adelaide firmly on the ropes
was adelaide crows a big team before afl?
like i know port are 5000 years old
they should just fold crows and make another team in tasmania
turbo's is better than theirs, we just never use it
2 team states are cashcows. GC and NORF would fold/relocate before Crows ever will
>2 team states are cashcows
absolutely.
dont disagree guess eventually it'll blow over
took carlton 20 years
Starting early because I've already had 3 coffees
I mean having your head coach stabbed to death doesn't help progress
The spastics on BigBoomer overwhelmingly voted Collingwood and Hawthorn to be bottom 2, shows how little they know
yeah, my 'ti just got voided.
whose miscarriage?
business idea: move 2 teams to tasmania
Coffe and some choccy peanuts for breaky
the bloke the darkie was manning
what fucking difference does it make when nobody reads it anyway, just get the info from the website
>Groceries
>Clean the apartment
>Have a wank (in preparation for the gf coming over later)
>Meet parents for din dins and go to the /ayy/
>Pick gf up from work, take her back to mine and fugg her
Turbo's template helps the thread not getting autosaggied
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>Thursday March 29th
GRAND FINAL REMATCH
Adelaide Crows def by Richmond Tigers @ Adelaide Oval
>Friday March 30th
North Melbourne Kangaroos def St Kilda Saints @ Docklands Stadium
>Saturday 31st March
Carlton Blues vs Gold Coast Suns @ Docklands; 13:45 AEDT
Collingwood Magpies vs GWS Giants @ the MCG; 16:35 AEDT
Brisbane Bears vs Melbourne Demons @ the Gabba; 18:25 AEDT
Fremantle Dockers vs Essendon Bombers @ Perth Stadium; 17:10 AWST
>Sunday 1st April
Footscray Bulldogs vs West Coast Eagles @ Docklands; 15:20 AEDT
Sydney Swans vs Port Adelaide Power @ the SCG; 16:40 AEDT
>Monday 2nd April
EASTER MONDAY
Geelong Cats vs Hawthorn Hawks @ the MCG; 15:20 AEDT
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fuck up tipblob
way too much work for the retards ITT
Im not that fat gook fucker
I usually follow the template but unfortunately I don't get up early enough to bake threads these days, also I've been banned from making threads on my phone for months now.
The Crows (est. 1990) were created to represent Adelaide (and South Australia) in the AFL.
The Power (est. 1996) were created because the bratty and spoiled child of South Australian football (the Port Magpies) threw a tantrum because their ego was bruised for not being the biggest team in SA football any more.
Why do based port make faggots seethe so much?
yeah but port were a team before afl, were the crows? that was my real q
>port make faggots seethe
why would they upset their own fans?
this is the type of 'tism that appeals to me
What's the best site for AFL livestreams again?
How you doing now?
mobile.twitter.com
www.kayosports.com.au
The Magpies were, yes, but not the Power. And not the Crows either. IIRC the Crows were meant to carry the legacy of the SANFL as a whole, which has been around since the mid/late 19th century.
>Red Og Murphy: Former North Melbourne prospect dies aged 21
>North Melbourne is mourning the shock, sudden passing of former Kangaroo Red Og Murphy in Ireland.
>Murphy, who died aged just 21, was on the Roos’ list in 2019 after being taken as a Category B rookie from his home club in county Sligo.
>He played 12 VFL games but never made his senior debut.
>Family and the authorities in Ireland are yet to confirm the cause of death.
>$25 a month for 4 games a month
i dont feel so good bros
what about this tism
*MYOCARDITIS*
>That means it's working!
same club mate, cope
Yeah mate it's what you get from covid.
its beautiful
Just watched the first Chernobyl episode lads.
What's the best site for free AFL livestreams again?
Thought you were clever, dickhead.
Not great, not terrible.
>user posts irrelevant afl history that makes port look bad
>immediately goes on the defensive and deflects criticism
>U SEETHE?? Y U SEETHE? U FAGGOTS MAD LMAO PORTGODS!!!
i don't give a fuck about crows or port, or sa in general, but you're proving his point about the port fanbase. literally no one likes them, they are a second-rate, poor(er) man's collingwood.
yes, also pleasing to me. I actually screenshot your first and second draft, as I've been meaning to make one, but this is an excellent 3.0
This obese autistic virgin manlet NEET just watched the first episode of me, lads.
>typing that up
seeth
It's not actually a different draft, this is more like a spending tracker where the top 'avg spending/week' feeds into that weekly budget I put up a few weeks back
cleverer than the poorfag who can't into vipleague
Based The Sopranos
>proving user's point
baka
yes, correct. I worded my response wrong.
is seeth related to teeth?
3.6/10
did someone say handstand?
no but seethen may
the GOAT
Considering reports all show that there's higher rates of Myocarditis caused by the virus than by the vaccine, counting for the higher positive cases, is it not more likely to be a result of the virus rather than the vaccine