THERE’S A FLY IN MY ROOM AND I CAN’T FUCKING KILL IT

Eat shit Walt

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that’s the point isn’t it? there are no flies in the afterlife user

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based

I just did. Shit’s disgusting.

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Now's your chance to lose your virginity

If you see one of these guys OP, never kill it. Theyre better than fuckin bug spray, and they leave you alone. They just wanna hang out and eat 10 times their weight a day in bugs and flies

Long live Vinebros

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is that possible

You won't know if you don't try

I fell for the whole "dude just let the spiders be, they just catch the annoying flying bugs" meme. After having a spider in eeach corner of my room i started to see they were having spider babies and it started becoming an issue. And then i started seeing a couple centipedes in my house cause they were eating the spiders. Fuck that. I genocided every goddamm spider in my house that day. DONT FALL FOR THIS STUPID MEME ANONS

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that sounds unironically terrifying. I freaked out over having some fruit flies in my room back in college

WELL LET ME HAVE A RULE AND A SAW AND A BOARD AND I'LL CUT IT

Its called population control, if you find a bad bug out of its place you capture it, take it into the middle of the kitchen and set it on fire. This let's all the other bitchbugs know that you're a real ass nigga. Me and my dad did this and we never saw bugs in the house.

FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS

based

Yeah dude. Fuck those hellspawn.

>see giant roach in house
>tfw it starts flying

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your move, big guy

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huh? wtf will a tennis racket do?

It has an electric mesh, works like those UV lamp zappers only you have to hit the fly mid flight.

Dude I know right and you can't spray it coz you don't want bug spray in your weed am I right guys?

I wonder who could be behind this post

could be worse, could be a centipede

Not all of us set our houses on fire for fun, Cletus

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>tfw still remember whacking a fly that hovered around my plate when i was 10 and then seeing a bunch of small maggots coming out of its stomach and crawling towards me
any kinos for this feel?

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I have killed atleast 200 cockroaches with a flipflop
ama

>THERE’S A FLY IN MY ROOM AND I CAN’T FUCKING KILL IT
written and directed by rian johnson

>remember sitting on a beach while on LSD and moving some wet sand only to watch a sand flea emerge and begin birthing offspring

Where do you get the courage

>Just moved into a new place
>see spider webs in ever corner of the house, some of them occupied
>get a ladder and use the nozzle attachment on my vacuum to destroy them all
Felt good man, I'll keep my place bug free by not being a dirty degenerate instead of relying on stupid freeloading spiders.

There's flies in hell user :)

i smacked a roach so hard once it's insides launched into my mouth
since that experience I have stopped murdering roaches

A large moth flew past my head when I was taking a shit.

This.

by killing flies you are killing spiders genius

I kill flies ad throw them into the spider webs in my house. Checkmate Atheists.

how do i avoid this at ALL COSTS

Try teleporting away with it.

Where do you get the roaches

I just let the cellar spiders live since they stay put for the most part and eat the giant house spiders that run around at lightning speed

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Vacation in Turkey

Unironically based

buy an electric racket

in my house