Would any of you fags ever go to a Yea Forums meetup?

I don’t want to get shot by an incel

only is copious amounts of cocaine and McDonald's are present

Just don't eat the brownies

absolute unit

I've gone to several board meetups sort of. more specifically during a certain anime convention I happen to see them. also everyone hangs out at this well known "secret" after party and cgl happens to be there as well with a meetup. I just observe them and laugh at them. seriously Yea Forums people are ugly as fuck and unironically drama addicted psychos. the only people that were brotier were /fa/ fags pre 2012-14.

No jannies allowed!

absolute unit but look at those tiny hands

I fuck a /cgl/ femanon.

What the fuck do they stich sheets together to cloth you lardass?

i wonder how much he weights and how tall he is.

Given his pants about 5'4 and likely 450-500 pounds

A person that big couldn't possibly work any kind of job where he makes a living even desk jobs you are to big to reach the keyboard

Sure. I've never been the coolest guy in the room before.

What was that? I can't hear you numbnuts

what size shirt do you think that is? XXXL? XXXXL? does it go higher?

Yeah, of course. It'd be extremely dull though because none of the bold and unholden men who have so much to say about "niggers" on Yea Forums would try to start shit with my Black ass.

>3xl-4xl
lol, try 7 or higher
3xl is like 250 pounds, this guy is pushing 500

shut up nigger

you're quite right, user. when (Saint) Thomas Aquinas lectured he had to have a discreet half-hemisphere cut in the lectern to accommodate his great gut

I see somebody has never watched fatkino

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Absolute unit

How do you even find clothes this big?

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holy shit, I know that store, its a card store. used to buy yugioh cards thete

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He's still an old bastard but I understand his position a bit better now.

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Nah, I only go to the reddit meetups. THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT LOL

If I didn't completely suck at this sort of thing I would respond as GEORGE ZIMMER, founder of the MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

In the novel series Sam is meant to be quite shockingly obese. John Bradley at his porkiest never got close.

So then

WHERE THE FLYING BLOODY FUCK IS HE GETTING THE MONEY TO STAY FAT AND WHO'S ASS DO I NEED TO KICK TO STOP IT? IM TIRED OF LOOKING AT WORTHLESS FAT BODIES

Where?

LOL my good sir, paced

not gonna give the exact address but its in LA

Kek, no, no thank you.
This right here is the extent of human interaction I desire any more.

High Fructose Corn Syrup

it's impressive he can still ambulate.

obesity comes pretty cheap, user. you already knew that

Never seen this guy at TCS Cards.

Pretty cheap for someone with a job if you have no money the only way you are fat is of some dumbass is feeding you

can anyone explain how this guy and people like him are able to lift that much weight and stand. like nobody who's muscular could walk with that weight attached to their torso

if i didn't have to drive far, sure

kek

last time i weight myself i was 385 pounds. im 6'1 so i dont look nearly as big as this guy.

good for you, i suppose

my nigga

James, just a taste. Please.

You're a big guy

For you

lel i did see his anus

I miss My 600lb life threads on Wednesday night