Official /golf/ Masters Friday Thread #3

I’ll never understand how golfers that just.... miss... putts. I feel like there has to be pools of golfers in the USA that won’t miss simple putts. Or chippers that won’t mess the chipshot idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this.

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CMON SHANE

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casual here, where's mickelson?

also ice hockey

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one (1) guy is playing like a pro today and his name is sam shuffler

phoneposter begone

Hanging with the oil princes

they're putting on a surface that's smoother than your computer desk, lol, there aren't many "simple putts" at that level

he fled the states to saudi arabia because of some gambling debts. Hes in a skyscraper with a harem of eastern european whores currently watching the masters stream with a vpn

I'm 99.4% yuropean

chilling with Saudis because Augusta wouldn't let him host his own NFTs and digital media for free

I used to love Payne when I was a kid.

Laughing on his penthouse balcony as he watches over the Saudi secret police cutting the hands off thieves in the local bazaar beneath.

oh yeah? If i was on a phone could I take a screenshot that was so WIDE? didnt think so kiddo

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this niemann twink swings HARD, holy smokes

>I'm gonna out drive Tiger
>gets in the rough

you have to be a massive gigaretard to get your Masters invite revoked, especially if your name is Phil Mickelson lmao

golden rule of putting - the ball will never go in if it doesn't reach the hole

gave me a good chuckle

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In going to start using this nomenclature and be racist towards thin posters and demand screencaps of the very threads they're in.

what will DeChuckles cope be for getting cut?

>prove you're not a phonefag and post a wide screenshot immediately
kek I like it

he was already faux-wincing in "pain" about his wrist
put on your best sympathetic smile and say you believe him, user, be kind to the dummies

Muh injury

better times, fuck scottie lfg hideki

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Excellent shot from Thomas

>You can only post here if you can diddly lift 2pl8s
Good

driver sucks
irons suck
putter sucks
ball sucks
bag sucks
shoes suck
feet hurt
protein shakes suck
course sucks
other players suck for playing better than him

It's like it takes Tiger's body an hour or so before he can start hitting all the shots. He's looked really good after that start.

>You can only post here if you can diddly lift 2pl8s
that would only filter elementary schoolers, 4pl8 is the absolute minimum under any circumstance

and the heckin' WIND ='(

how do i cope with the sadness?

Tomorrow looks like there could be some fun in store anons
>mixed precipitation
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he's not even that far down

roxicodone

laugh at kevin nash

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grips are too thin

>no snow
cowards

I now want Eddie Hall being awarded a green coat by Half Thor

think you should look at where Augusta is on a map (i.e. it's unlikely)

Just needs more time to work on driver head speed

just be yourself

I really really like women.

Mash drives

mental health and he'll be heralded by espn as the real masters winner

yeah theyre okay, wish they couldnt vote is all

Tiger looks so bummed he's not doing better

searching the great Arabian Sea for a lamp that some say will grant whomever possesses it three wishes

Aaron, its okay, its just guys here

Wrong cocktail of >supplements

Why don't they like me?

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cocky retard thought he was gonna do well, what an idiot. Hope those bogeys sting worse than his gimp robot legs

I despise not having the country of origin displayed by the player's names in a flag.

We all know that's going to be Varner if he doesn't fuck up this weekend.

seethe

I do burnouts in my 5.0 and yell nigger out the window whenever I'm feeling down. not even memeing, did it last night after a bad day at work

This bugged me noticing this yesterday too

sneed tigercuck

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Why? Dumb nationalism is cancer

He's doing pretty solid relative to the field. We'll see if Scheffler keeps it up.

You joke, but let's just say we're lucky Christ's Grace is truly incomprehensible and infinite for allowing such things to pass.

No im not joking, if I was elected to office the second thing I would do is revoke womens voting rights

Uhh, so I know whether to say, lad, mate, carbomber or cuck.
Faggot.

>80

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based

>DeShambles

me, id finally solve the jewish problem

should get his neck shaved, the scruffy cunt

>de fat boi

>be deshitbow
>win a major* tournament**
>turn to shit once everyone comes back
lol

Seen any Kerry kits yet ?

hope Niemann makes back to back birdies to finish the day

110

owo who's THIS lil' spartan twink

>tfw neck hair grows fast
I have to get 2 touch ups between each hair cut

why must you impede on my funnies?

>23 year old looks 14
What are these zoomers eating? Did he find the fountain of youth?

McIlroy isn't even the best golfer on the island of Ireland anymore.

Lowry owns him.

>chileans

I would weep tears of joy in front of other men.

its been this way for some time

he also looks to have eaten him

jeeeeeeeez scheffler
just a casual lil' round o'golf today, huh

>island of Ireland
you mean the great english potato farm?

Scheffler is officially bootyblasting the field

S C O T T I E
C
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is scheffler gonna choke tomorrow or sunday?

just imagine sending them back to a certain illegitimate state and then revoking all of their shiny american military equipment. Literally just feeding them to the arabs like table scraps to a sheppard

Well its a long putt!...getting down to this hole..

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>that lady in the burka
What in the hell?

he'll implode over the weekend, many such cases

lol troll green

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Nightmare roll

>knee man

MICKELSONNNN!

>Phil about to launch a terrorist attack on Augusta

Naw, dude's gonna dink two casual rounds at 69 while the dudes in Butler Cabin desperately try to source more fabric for his long-ass coat

Tomorrow

what size is he ?

what is the number on the right, anons?

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Will Tiger?

>Bobby can you go smash the glass labeled "Daly Backup Jacket"

Place
Name
Current
Score
Last hole played or total stroke count

if they've finished, their score (69, 68)
if they haven't, their current hole (16, 17)

he's like 6'3" and 5' of that is torso

>Niemann

Lmao, he must be like a 55S or something stupid

>Double on 18
Reckon I could make double on 18, not first try but I'd get there. Could I turn pro?

Big Cat's here for the weekend :3

Niemann bros...
he died at the very end

he's making the cut, guess we'll see how he does tomorrow