Rest in Piece, The American Dream

Why are the Germans cruelly experimenting on our talent, bros?

IT'S OVER

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rip

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God damn it, it’s so so fucking over bros..

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KWAB

>boRUSSIA
it all makes sense now.

talentsbros....

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hell be fine

he played for your fucking national team retard

poor gemmy is injured again :( his body is made of coal

haaland looks like he should be hunting mammoths instead of playing football

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What is going on with muscle injuries and Dortmund staff? It's crazy how many players there deal with it. Overtraining?

then goes back to Dortmund where they either overtrain or don't condition right and gets hurt again. Its keeps happening to all of Dortmund players. Garbage medical staff.

hey this is cool but can you euros stop pretending we care about soccer?
thank you

Dortmund have more muscle injuries than any other team in Bundes. Wtf is going on there?

looks like the stages of evolution

what went wrong

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Dortmund have made 2 injury subs this half

they don't use steroids like Bayern

their whole season has been injury riddled. They need a better medical staff.

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You will NEVER, EVER see our A-team you obsessed freaks

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Club made of sissies

so much for the A team

Maybe they should stop hiring whores as fitness coaches

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>dumbele comes from bayern
>very injury prone too
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Grimaldo

>bayern
dortmund derp

its over bros

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Look up basically any player from Dortmund and they have Muscle related injuries. Theyre doing something wrong there.

JUST

Unironically more fragile than Robben.

They want to compete with Bayern but unlike them they can't afford the same quality players at peak age.
So they use teens and train them like crazy for a title challenge before their bodies have matured.
Also teens don't know when to take a break to avoid injuries.
Their doctors are suspect too. Players are always rushed back and get injured again

KWAB

see you in november

kek

it was worth it

maybe its never been Reus, maybe it's Dortmund staff.

Pulisic too. Had two muscle injuries in his last season and imo still hasn't completely healed.
Götze had endless muscle injuries for Bayern too

don't stop if they look like this.

They just don't have the same quality PEDs, stemcell treatments and HGH as Bayern and Liverpool.

even Sancho struggled with injuries there. Theyre doing something wrong.

i just think reyna's body is permacroked. it happens.

name one attacking player thats good at Dortmund that hasn't struggled with Muscle injuries there in the last 4 years

Dortmund fired their physio Thomas Zetzmann last week. They are restructuring their physio department, so its definitely on them.

Zetzmann was also my mothers physio btw...

Whats with american footballers and absolutely brittle hamstrings?

I will pray for your mother

both have Dortmund in common...

England will beat us at the WC now

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That's a hammie

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fraud

it's one thing to be injured sometimes. it's another thing to never be fit.