NEWCASTLE UNITED v WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS

It's 4:30AM. I just had a coffee. Might make another one idk.

looks fine to me user.

>geordies unironically pronounce newcastle as "nyuh-kassul"
Why.

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Got a bottle of wine, which I’m half way through, and 4 cans of lager.

>nyuh
More like "Nyooh"

>Newcastle fans

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More embarrassing than if nudes had leaked.
Reminds me of Olivia Munn's Fappening leaks, no nudes but the pictures were far more cringeworthy.

Absolute state

I don't know who this is and 2bh I don't really care to.

remember when he heemed some geezers for absolutely no reason

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Yea Forums always posts them lel

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For me, it's Wolves

Those linesmen are tiny

When's Trippier back ?

Probs next season desu

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wtf is this fucking stupid music

Back in training now, couple of weeks I'd imagine.

never ever

WELCOME TO THE NORF

Jonjo pls

Sick to fucking death of Saint-Maximin
Needs to pass the damn ball
No point playing Wood if no crosses ever get into the box

Newcastleeeeeee

Why doesn't Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud just buy some good players for New Castle FC?

This game is already shaping up as a semen slurper.

This match is a bit, how you say, rubbish.

my Wolfies :)

fuck me can the game not stop every 30 seconds

Wolves games are always shite

newcastle are the most boring prem team to watch

Any Ramadan breaks this match?

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>big fucking lump chris wood in the box
>never cross
what do newcastle mean by this

Good players are too scared to join a relegation scrap in case they get exposed. Next season, clean slate, who knows.

you now remember autistic Atlanta fans trying to get geordies to refer to Almiron as 'Miggy Smiles'

They broke their fast at exactly 7:59pm so could drink and have a few protein bars quickly before kick-off
Benzema did this the other day and went on to score a hat trick

who are the good guys?

Might happen now ASM has been shifted to the right where he will cross instead of dribble into traffic.
Feels like Newcastle have to re-learn that lesson over and over again. He's so much more effective on the right, but always starts on the left.

nvm he's back on the left already lmao

what's downtown Newcastle like on Friday and Saturday nights?

Wolves mate

Wolves

holy kek

wank goal

geet canny

we don’t say “downtown”, we say “city centre”.
Full of stag and hen dos.
Smells like vomit from about midnight onwards.

Starting to feel a bit gentrified in some places. It’s not the mayhem it was pre-COVID era.

The absolute state of that defending

Wolves will need to score 2 goals if they want the win here.

JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJJAAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJA

wtf was that lmao

Thanks for that Michael

reckon 1 could do it

I disagree

ay caramba el varsinso

i enjoy seeing players celebrate a goal then it's not given lads.

Awful defending

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Told you

the liverpool goal against forest in the fa cup was further offside than that and VAR let it stand

Can't argue with that

Fuck VAR

Shit teams

rent free

not even ABL but you cant deny its true

>tf
every time

yeah not so happy now are you, dumb footballer

>you cant deny its true
Oh yes he can!

>not even an ABL but...

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