Official /golf/ Masters Friday Thread #2

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keep it golf related, thanks in advance

ENTER

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Post stream, jews are keeping out of master.com
thank you sirs

>pooskin manlet larping as a white man
Sad! many such cases

>male golfers
For me it's Sörenstam

Here's Joy with the boobs

Why do Swedish women like Elin love taking bbc so much?

he saw a paper plate and his mind broke

That was great television

Boys, get comfy and grab yourself a G&T

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golfstreams.me/masters-tournament-streams

bogies the first hole, many such cases, like this bot thread

kek

MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

what's the meme here?

thank you sir

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I'm worried for his safety if he beats Speef again

Tiger's gonna crash and burn and everybody is gonna be sad about it lol

>1st overall pick in the Racial Draft
truly the GOAT of GOATs

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Post pupperinos

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>there aren't just going to follow Tiger with a featured group
Fucking pathetic. Give the people what they want.

Eldrickchads... It's go time

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I want to see Tiger play well but I also want him to have a shit day so Oostie looks like a huge fag

golfdigest.com/story/jordan-spieths-epic-collapse-danny-willetts-magical-timing-and-an-awkward-moment-in-butler-cabin-the-2016-masters-rewatch

you'll get to see all of his shots, don't worry

Where is this little slice of heaven

Cheers user

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thanks user

There's a stigma against wearing flashy clothes when you're a dumpster-fire golfer. Nothing too complicated about it. Courses are wary of shitters who show up in goofy clothes because that kind of mentality might mean they're not going to respect the course or the game.

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can this thread be blatantly more bot posting, kek
bugs try way too hard

Western North Carolina outside of brevard

do you try to be a moron or does it come effortlessly?

his blackness would have been on far more stable ground had the draft been today

app state bro is that you m8
this part of appalachia is God's Country
t. western virginia

>your iq, 34

go watch niggers and third worlders fall down you buttfucking faggot

so triple yours then?

greens to your left tiger

its over tiger bros, he will never be a tranny

Not seeing a lot of black representation from the players to the crowd besides Tiger. Could be a problem

Harold Varner is black

Tiger is /strongmind/, he doesnt care

Imagine if everyone in the thread could be watching this and crushing some coors lights, throwing the empties at the projection screen

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black people dont play the masters lottery, are you black? have you ever been to Augusta?

Tiger is mostly Asian

Big shoutout to the cameraman who has exactly one (1) job slowly trucking left and right behind the azaleas LOL

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yeah, it could be a if a bunch of blacks showed up

goofy clothes or regular jeans and tshirt, which is worse?

omg u r right. we need more gay flags in the background or leftists will call us racist

wasnt mud dj, you pulled the shit out of it. shut up

Nah, went to Scar. Crashing with my parents and working at a nearby plant. Reaping the benefits of country club life and living rent free

My dad is black and no I've never been to Augusta

I'm worried about the piss-yellow representation.
Getting the Chinese to do any kind of physical activity is an exercise in futility. They lack competitiveness and have no drive to better themselves.

>BOGEY

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>bubba only 1 over

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what are you doing, slim

goofy clothes
it's the Masters, look professional

>Nellie Korda another victim of the Clot Shot
Many such cases

you cant just show up to the masters you fucking newfag and buy a ticket like muh basketball game

*busch

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>Put a cheeky tenner on Smith and on Niemann
thoughts?

OH NO NO NO NO VAXBROS

I think I've seen more people disrespecting the course while wearing goofy clothes and thinking the round is a huge joke.
Jeans&Wife-Beater guy is usually just coming off work and wants to walk 9 before sundown (it's me, I'm jeans&wife-beater guy, 5hcp).

>smith
maybe, insane putter hes got
>niemann
too small and frail, doubt it

fuck up poosh

How do you get in then

breh bet harder on smith, dude has had the hot hand all year

goofy clothes guy is usually a shitass hacker who gets butthurt if you ask to play through after watching him shoot a 7 on a 120 yard par 3

you just know this is either the complete putz of the crew or the old timer getting it easy

Nectar of the gods (camo edition), great on a par 3 course

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pee pee poo poo

>Speith in the water at 12

>too small and frail, doubt it
You seem to forget zalatoris' performance last year

who?

Let's not forget that goofy clothes retard prolongs the viability of goofy clothes manufacturing & sales

damn tigger already 1 over for the day?

I’m never going to hit the ticket lottery am I

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is this bait? its just an unmanned camera on a trolley

its a lottery, and you still dont get guaranteed a ticket to actually match play, thats why is so exclusive

see, I'm the shitass hacker but I practically fall over myself offering to let people play through

That crowd along the fairway is just waiting to get wrecked by a ball

he accidentally picked the ball which magnetizes towards sand

They're using CGI to port Tiger teeing off on the lady's to the regular spots

have you tried?

ones white, ones not. Ill let you figure it out

I've been to the Masters because I have connections. Stay jelly.

Every year for ten years friend.

They're using CGI to make Tiger look black. He's actually an asian man

I know that feel, user

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Is anybody rooting for the fat little korean man?

I hope a dog steps in Koepka's shit

He's more asian than black (allegedly)

no you don't, and no you haven't

Hook me up user.

me, he reminds me of my favorite pokemon :)

After careful consideration, it is indeed true

If anybody would shit on the fairway, it would be Brooks Koepka

Rorybros...

oh no no speef

have you tried being yourself?

>mom is pure Asian
>dad is partially black
I’d say it’s pretty clear

yikes man, keep trying bro; fortunate to know a green jacket and official

There are tickets available on stubhub and vivid seats. Can't be that difficult

lol Speef

How do I watch my golden boy today? any streams?

maybe sand is easier on the knees

>SPEEF

>jordan

wat happen to oosty

evedything is fine speefbros, its only friday

I wish I could strangle you

>speef

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Digits and Payne Stewart comes back from the dead

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masters.com my dude

>green gay

where is mickelson?

based payne resurrector

>DOUBLE BOGEY

YOU SUCK RORY!!!!

NO ITS OVER MY NIGGA RORY :( I AM SAD

In less than ten years, somebody will suggest that the name of the Masters is unfriendly to PoC and they will change the name to something fucking gay.

Checked

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>Rorycucks

>northern irish golfers

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RORY

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c h e c k e d, welcome back Payne

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Having brunch with some saudi oil barons

In Saud Arabia promoting the opening of a new water slide theme park

dubs and Clifford Roberts comes back and starts offing people

you would fail like you do with everything else in life

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hanging out with some scary motherfuckers

penthouse in a dubai skyscraper getting his balls licked by 20+ instagram models