You've been tasked to make a film about him. What do you do? Who do you cast?

You've been tasked to make a film about him. What do you do? Who do you cast?
Hard mode: no documentary

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no living actor could capture his madness

maybe philip seymour hoffman would've pulled it off

We just had this thread. Did it died?

Horror film of teen girls being stalked by him.
>MC is named Julie
>shot of him watching from the bushes, fiddling with the sonichu medallion, and frantically masturbating
>cuts to MC and her friend he's watching
>JUUUUULLAAAYYY

Really? I just logged on, so I had no idea.

Nope it's still up, OP is a fag who can't read the catalog

>him

Jessica Yaniv

Absurdist comedy adaptation of Sonichu #10

Hunter Schafer in the role of a lifetime

Patton Oswalt as Chris Chan
Kathy Bates as Barb
Klaus Kinski as Bob
Sheryl Lee as Megan

cast diaperchu
make it gridmark

I want to kidnap him, force him to exercise and eat healthily, bring in a professional stylist, bring in a bunch of beautiful women for him to socialize with etc. etc. etc.
I'm convinced that I could turn this guy around.

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No, you wouldn't. He's autistic and physically incapable of learning anything. His brain works on par with a 9 yr. old's.

Unfilmable. Would be the greatest kino of all time if someone were able to pull it off.

Where there's a will there's a way.

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>I'm convinced that I could turn this guy around.
Anyone who believes this is not as familiar with Chris as they think they are. So many people have spent so much time doing everything they possibly could to fix him, and look where he ended up.

Make it loosely based on him with 2D characters interacting on screen with him like Out of Jimmy's Head, and incorporating his autistic comics with the story like Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Make it specifically based on the Love Quest arc and have it be about a character who the audience hates because he's an asshole, and the people around him he meets are trying to change him.

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Nathan Fielder after gaining 200 pounds

Based

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when is he gonna cut the tranny shit

Never.

:(