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laura looks perfect

I hope Laura takes off her shoes again.

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Fighters making weight: youtube.com/watch?v=LcbnB6TZDIg

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Schaub

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Weigh ins still live:
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>Hey Chimaev, Burns is definitely a tough competitor, what do you see when you study him and watch his fights?
>"i finish this guy"
>...
>...
>u-ugh thanks anyway-

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I really don't understand foot fetishes. What is hot about feet?

derp

Reminder that striking is carny shit only performed to keep Dana happy.

Those parasites don't deserve anything more

lol
smesh everyone brother

have you prepared your heemfuel for tomorrow?
thinking of buying some beer and food today.

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why niggas do this

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I don't know. I was born this way.

im going to buy some beer and snacks tomorrow, i might pick up some snacks for tonights bkfc

Women are seductive as shit with ‘em b, using ‘‘em all sexy an shit

Aljobros....why's he crying at the weigh in? He-hes......not scared is he?

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yeah i have oxy pills and heroin im all set

dude smesh lmao

*sniff*

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genuinely hope Aljo wins. would be amazing bants

black people with long hair/dreads grow little baby hairs at the front of their hairline that look scruffy if you don't clean them up like that

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idk

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Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>*bad english, mumble mumble*
>*kill everyone*
>*awkward silence*

HOLY SHIT HE'S MY BOY!

holy shit b BKFC is on tonight?
First sober friday in over a year for me so I guess I'll catch it

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o shit

>Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.

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based kino fc is on tonight and its gonna be unreal

yan by murder

JUST

>that last fight was the best version of him and the worst version of me
has a fighter ever said this and it has been true?

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brajja i kiw dis gai

what is kino fc?

Kamaru and le hecking 30%.

yeah, it looks like a fun card, no big names but lots of scummy looking guys

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if you know you know

I’m not a fetishist, but feet are sensitive and often covered up, especially the bottoms of feet. Reverse cowgirl is the only time I really notice feet.

he got frickin kneed in the face!

cant watch this whore sry

Having sex before marraige is a sin

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>sanko simping for a black man
shake my head

i hope aljorithm wins because he makes people seethe and it's funny

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how am i supposed to care about the ufc with benGOAT GODriush out indefinitely

>aspen 'dog semen' ladd is fighting

>aljo wins
>burns wins
>dern wins
kino timeline

what would you recommend

Frozen pizza and sauce to dip

Aljo will prevail

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It's to be expected.

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they're best heckin friends can you believe it

Got a bunch of weed and finna get some salt and vinegar chips b maybe some beef noodle soup

rate this girl's ass 1-10

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Olivi is smokin'. Based Joey B.

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>Got a bunch of weed
Holy shit this country is 73% White and falling and youre worried about being glass eyed

This place is fucked

>Holy shit this country is 73% White and falling and youre worried about being glass eyed
>This place is fucked

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>be till
>abandon kid and cute gf in brazil
>knock up a bong back in soulless bongland a few times
>lose to woodley, bobby, masvidal, and bumson
>dickride khamzat so people won't forget you
>start shilling NFTs
Incredible how fast he lost his SOVL.

Why does a jacked taiwanese boy care about Canadian demographics?

She is so fucking bad. How is she still getting booked?

why is this heroin addicted prostitute on the scale

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>weed

felder was a mistake give DC back

this card is pretty bad

Not yet, I'm probably going to get some beers in and a rustlers burger or two. I might consider going the chippy instead but I'm not sure what time it closes on Saturday.

he never had soul. he was always an obnoxious project. if anything he's more soulful now that he's flushed and i can relate to him

hansenbros...

>kay hansen missed weight
butthole pics soon

I feel like I've seen Kay Hansen way too many times this year. and she only fought once

>118.5 for the onlyfans whore
kek

Kek, that war is already lost. Big business wants more immigrants, and they own all the politicians. Western chuds talking about muh demographics sound just as pathetic and delusional as western commies talking about revolution. To normies you both sound crazy.
Just enjoy the weed, the multicultural pussy, and the heems.

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Talmbout toilet till b? Think he is 0-3 against people of color b

>gonna be carrying an extra couple of lbs around the bunda

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You're only saying that because you know Burns will die

Who's the bottom?

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Vinc Pichel is on the main card. Do I need to say more?

if one man can hold you down, two can rape you, and khamzat can definitely hold toilet down

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You already know brazza

probably khamzat all those dudes are gay as fuck

I think you'd be suprised

same thing will happen to paddy

Can gauruntee this guy isn’t from Vancouver, likely buttfuck Ontario or some other hick ass place.

schaub rape

>Turn down Ivy league offers to fight and get CTE
>flop in the big leagues
>have to resort to whoring yourself out and showing bamhole to make ends meet.
Grim

What's Alberta like?

Torrent of all pride mma org events

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Remember Outworld in Mortal Kombat? Like that.

feeling better about my Bigg Ladd bets

>Remember Outworld in Mortal Kombat

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