HoH: Jess
Veto: Jess
Noms: Jack and Jackson
Previously on /bb/:
HoH: Jess
Veto: Jess
Noms: Jack and Jackson
Previously on /bb/:
I LOVE SHELBY
this is a cursed thread
Big Brother......Big Brother never changes.
When you expect the unexpected, then everything is expected.
holy...
KUT KAT
God I love her bros.
woah
captain ahab lookin ass lmao
Gallagher punishment for Michie when?
>mfw you are expected to expect the unexpected so you stop and get surprised by everything
why is she so smug bros?
Cause she knows she’s playing one of the best games this season
except she's because one of the top targets for the other side
nicole is in a better position :)
ok that’s why I said one of ya weird nicolefag
he'd self-evict before harming a precious melon
bimbo shut your fucking mouth about quarky
will we ever get another season as kino as this?
dankey kang vs mob boss
I’d be smug too if I was as cute as her
see for extra confirmation
NEEEERRRRRRDDDDD
I wanna take her lunch money
i'd be smug too if i had fake tits like her
>Umm why are you taking that.......oh my god Jack has a huge dick
she is a case of plastic surgery gone right and unironically an example of why people are deluded into thinking it’s a good idea.
she’s still cute.
post houseguests that were ahead of their time
based Holly
if they looked good she would have let them hang out by now. its a botched job for sure. like marty feldman
kat is putting up jackson as a pawn if she wins HOH
>Kat- When I won veto, did you hear Christie making excuses on why I won and she didnt? She was saying "I was really manifesting". Bitch, you would not have won. You didnt see the piece because you were dumb.
>Holly- She makes an excuse for everything and blames the universe
based
Would this be the greatest bb cast of all time?
ANAL NOOO
dont you dare talk to michie. catty roasties will talk shit about you later
mistie is fucking donzo
>tfw the universe gifts mistie HOH this week
No Dr. Will? Gtfo newfag
not even in the top 20
Anal is a roastie
just bring everyone back
k
>Big Brother: Neighborhood Edition
>all those losers
>the only respectable winner is Lisa
that will be a yikes from me
it meets all of my memeing needs. I’m in.
holy...
an intrepid conflation
what if they built two more stories onto the house and had all of these people play in a two year long season?
god damn paul is so fucking short
remember when feeds started and we thought they'd do that interlocked hands shit every night
wait i thought when they did this grateful round table it was just gr8teful mocking them by saying grateful
oh
didn't she get disbarred?
nuh uh it’s because she’s pure!!
nobody thought they'd do it every night
YO HOLLY ODDS ARE HAHA WAIT WHO BROKE MY BELLA JOI
no.
apparently. i donno why people think shelbros care tho.
>nobody saying "I'm grateful that gr8ful fell apart"
missed opportunity
because you spent all season of OTT saying jason faggot would be a loser NEET like you all your life while shelby was going to go be a successful lawyer and now she's just a broke loser NEET lmao
>I can’t jerk off thinking about someone unless they have a stable career!
Nice filename
disbarment is imposed as a sanction for conduct indicating that an attorney is not fit to practice law, willfully disregarding the interests of a client, commingling funds, or engaging in fraud which impedes the administration of justice
she wasn't disbarred for not paying a dues. if she went on twitter tonight and asked a sugar daddy to pay it, she would be a legal lawyer tomorrow
shame she's a broke loser that can't do that
>body of a 12 year old boy
now they're gonna show you her pancake ass and pretend it looks good
based n-bomb
naw. she just makes more money doing something else and doesnt have to put in as many hours
you know a lot about 12 year old boy's bodies ya pedo?
it's ok jason, we all figured out she awoke the straight version hiding deep inside you and we dont blame you for lashing out at her
this brapper is pretty good gayboi
NIIICKKKK
of course shelbyfag is png fag
based
thats always my thought when i see people make that comment. weird as fuck comment to make.
gross, squirt is pee
oh fuck that’s hot
good twitter post
kek Jack actually thinks he has a chance.
those rabbit feet are goddess-tier, you damn dirty hippy
based no boundaries nick
kek
>tfw Michie will never cut you a watermelon
kek just flashed back to this, good convo (6:49pm)
play it backwards
good he cuts it like a retard anyway
Wait, WTF? Beth looks like THAT?!
t. Jack
Soon.....
he was doing a husk melon the same way cause thats how jackson taught him. there is zero reason to leave it whole like that and touch it so much when cutting.
oh you're like an actual autist, my bad bro.
what the fuck is jack's plan?
have a huge dick
blackmail holly or bribe cliff with safety + anal, christie, tommy, nick
drop a giant deuce in the toilet on his way out. clog that bitch up
quirky monologue
very pure and humble quarky
To shoot a man before throwing him out of an airplane.
smoke darts in jury
hands off the quark
AHHHHH FUCK MY POO IS COMING AND IT BURNS LIKE CURRY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS SO BIIIIIGGGGGG
are they getting alcohol tonight? when is the half way party?
OVI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why did i read this in an old chinese man voice?
*cries*
how hard did nick get
>Sis trying to push him off
THE SEXUAL PREDATOR SHOW
garden still open... its gonna be knock out comp
GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF MY WAIFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3 inches
NICOLE NOOOOOOO
only a matter of time
just wait until they're both in jury
the signs were there
>YO SIS, ODDS ARE I HAVE JARS OF SEMEN MIXED WITH FOOD COLORING AT HOME
love anals smirk as nick balls his eyes out
>yfw sis makes final 3 so jack and quarky fuck in jury
jack and quarky are gonna be the new vic/nicole, calling it now
Was Cliff really skinny dipping in the hot tub?
Do we think jess is based now
imagine being nicole, you're a virgin
then come jack, with a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE cock
and then your world is turned inside out
nicole had pet rats/mices
sweetie, Big Jess has always been based.
This is one of the more retarded posts I've seen this season. He'll stretch out her stinky pussy and never talk to her 6/10 ass again
production cut off bog being a mean girl
>jack: if a full sized male AFRICAN ostrich
>jack: a full african male
Fucking plebian tier pets
gross
if there are rats in the house, they must be exterminated
I want a hedgehog
they've found out about quarky being scared of large birds
streamable.com
never get a chinchilla
dont get a ferret either
they stink
My ex and I had a chinchilla together. Fucking prick would bite me constantly and suck its own dick all the time and get jizz in its fur. And if you dont get the jizz out of its fur, it'll get sick. And they live for FORTY FUCKING YEARS. I dumped her and kept her nudes.
that is incredibly qute
what night was this from?
oh wait i can figure it out from context clues lel
pls ignore
last wednesday? i can't remember
I just think hedgehogs are super cute desu. Apparently they're nocturnal and somewhat antisocial, so they should be a good pet for me. I hear they're basically poop machines, though.
it was whatever night the poison ivy was revealed.
thanks for posting it though.
quarky and jack bonding over movies and shows. should've done this a couple weeks back buddy
Yeah he's doing a good job at it but it's a little too late.
>HOH, veto and getting Jack out.
yes she’s based
she’s fat, but still based
Beautiful bimbo
how did casting get it so right with nicole, christie, and kat
and get it so wrong with sis, kemi, and ovi
jack has nicoles pussy dripping. she is going to have to go clean up pretty soon
lol
>we talked about ostriches
>analyse: she has an ostrich?!
is Sis the female fessy?
you might be onto something there
man this is some high iq shit jack is trying to pull
this jack plan is going to backfire completely
what is she dancing to bros?
nick coping cheap feels again
I hope Michie's goodbye message to Jack is brutal
jackson tommy boatroom
I just don't see Jack's plan working at all. for various reasons.
So cute
>I'll reveal information about you if you don't act as the deciding vote to save me
what could possibly go wrong
I've been watching the boat room. Is his plan to flip Kat by blackmailing her about knowing the plan to flip the votes and vote out Cliff?
yeah lol
>ive never made it personal behind closed doors
literally an hour ago he was trashing her with holly in the hn room, behind 2 closed doors
jack already apologized and he's going to be in jury
wouldn't make sense
the better part is how those other 3 are egging him on like its going to work
is this the worst plan in big brother history
Yeah that's not gonna work.
yo sis odds are I'm tickling your butthole when you cant escape from me
kek. quarky gave herself the nickname "angel of death" because she spends the most time with the person going home that week
spooky
i was clipping the same thing
nah, kat volunteering to go on the block and almost getting voted out was the worst move of the season.
jack is already dead and this is an effort to maybe get something going, even if it will amount to nothing
not flipping the vote on kat after starting it is the worst move of the season
great minds. yours is better than mine though
bella watching this on the feeds
not really, because there was a potential they could have won Hoh and the results of this week are entirely different. kat's move was worse
it cost sam, jack, christie, tommy, anal, and probably nick any chance to win the game
can someone give me a punished/depressed Jackson face I have an idea for something
kat nearly just knocked herself out
I have no idea what jackson's twitter presence is gonna be like, i'm kinda psyched
jacksons mom is a lawyer and shut down anything bad about him
hes gonna accidentally be the next cody
someone, webm pls
why is Nick so horny 24/7?
his cum receptacle went missing. he's pretty backed up now.
>Tommy- Sis, what do you think about all of this?
>Analyse- I think it's good.
>Jack- Nice. Good talk. High five
kek
actually yeah, pretty much
meanwhile in the boatroom...
>jackson: if sis wins hoh im fuuuckked
>kat/holly: no she likes you, you need to work on your relationship with her
>jackson:ive tried, do you hear the crickets in the room
>kat: she gives you nothing
im 100% sure kat, holly, and jackson will have a threesome if they are left in the house together
Don't make me vomit
bog doesnt think christy is smart enough to own her own home. lol jealous much
you would be too if your squirting asian girlfriend got the boot so quick
well they both fucked him so its pretty much guaranteed
based Michie spitting out orange phlegm
imagine being bog, a nobody who is essentially a wine aunt for a living and whose bogged their face beyond repair; needing hours of make up to not look like a witch to leave her house, and bashing on Christie for manifesting her way to through the big brother house
Christie is leaving next week
leaving on the field trip which she'll win and gain safety, yea
could elena beat holly in a game of bog brother
kats obsession with thinking she has been blindsided so much is hilarious.
user that's gross. don't be so sex obsessed.
based phlegmposter
unironically the most attractive girl this season
t. Tommy's ex
t. tommy’s aunt
they keep using the term leper and dont even know what its rooted in leprosy
it'd be more kino if jack stayed desu
jackson, holly, and kat alliance is boring
kat is much better without them
CUTE
U
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how do you know?
>wanting michie to leave
yikes
i like jack
abstractly, holly would be better to go
jackson as a mercenary for kat+co would be great
god sis is so fucking useless, why did they add her to their alliance? even jess would have been a better option.
is he snorting suboxone or something?
best girl
Too bad she's a dyke
pretty comfy backyard right now
she was supposed to win ANYTHING by now
that was great
ridolfi is so hot
kino
looks good to me, Whose pockets would Devin help put the cash in?
remember when the bb17 feeds went up and Vanessa was already crying?
tommy is praying that jack stays
She's very manipulative
jesus he's still praying? he's been doing it for like 10 minutes
button boy is aggro tonight
>tfw the aggroposting was coming from inside the house
>tommy and anal saying they wouldnt put up jackson if he stays
do they know
cliffs angels hammock
relocating to HOH. they dont want to look suspicious
nerdy stacy and quirky cutie
I want to cuddle with Kat and look at memes
She looks like a guy in this picture
nicole is being too loyal
she should keep that nick relationship in her pocket and when its time have him take shots at kat and holly
christie and tommy outta cliffs mouth
the fags are going down
based boomer
unironically feel like jess is getting a really good read on the house as HoH and will go far in the game
i agree. she has finally found her "team" and doesn't want to deviate from it. but it might work out as it goes along. quarky is kinda blessed that way
Jess hates the fag
holy fuck how is Jess so brainwashed by Christie?
jess wants tommy out
cliff wants tommy out
bimbo wants christie out
nicole wants anal out
fags game crumbing thanks to cliffs angels
wonder how the tommyfags are gonna cope about this
there are tommy fans?
I want to cum on her face
based blind user
bimbo wants jackson out
>tommyfags
you mean tommy and christie?
bro are you even watching the feeds?
Jess is so fucking misted by Christie it’s embarrassing
>jess turning the dyke defense forcec up to 11 again
what the hell is wrong with her?
>quarky about nick: he doesnt lie, he tells too much truth to everyone
that seems pretty accurate
jess is so fucking misted by christie
quirky knows she gets misted but gets out when she keeps her distance
bimbo is telling too much about her alliance with jackson and holly
bimbo just said she want the cliff angels and holly and jackson as final 6
if jess and nicole were smarter, they would realise that kat is trying to sell that she would target mitchie every week but actually doesnt
remember when nicole and jess mocked christie thinking jackson is gonna go far if they dont take him out this week?
lol
>bimbo shilling holly and jackson
yo theres a fucking chance the plan can work
THE JACK SHOW NEVER ENDS BABY
totally a red flag ;^)
POST YOUR FACE WHEN JACK COMES BACK FROM JURY
cliff's angels questioning whether sis even knows shes playing a game
jess protecting christie
nicole protecting nick
bimbo protecting jackson
christie will put up jackson and holly
nick will put up kat and jackson
jackson will put up christie and tommy
KINO COMING THROUGH
you guys think Jack will be booed?
cbs doesnt allowing booing anymore
qween of winning jury votes
80 MORE SEASONS BABY
lets go!
>nick will put up kat and jackson
doubt
who will he put up then?
he would probably chop off his hand before winning the next hoh, but if by random luck he was the winner, his target is christie + some pawn
for the love of god, shut the fuck up, you stinking cow
that would be retarded considering he knows jess and kat want him out since nicole told him
he also told tommy and sis he wants to go far with them, by putting up christie he would null that
would jess die for her too?
that's not what she said. she said, which is true, that they don't trust him and considered putting him up as a pawn to secure jacks eviction.
he told everyone in the house except for tommy, that christie needs to go asap
guess what, when someone considers you dispensible, they eventually will get you out
christie has no reason to put up nick over say kat, jackson or holly
if nick would to put up christie he would blow up any chances of working with sis or tommy
based angel of death
tommy maybe, but he would be alone anyway, so he would forgive him. anal doesn't trust the dyke anymore. also, it's the 6 that wanted him gone and almost got their way if it wasn't for him winning the veto. forgot that already?
he was burned by them just like jackson.
do you think kat would like frog memes?
based kat
This man will clog your toilet /bb/ and there's nothing you can do about it.
she unironically mentioned a meme the other day and said it had a frog
kat and nicole trying to shit on christie but jess has her mist running through her veins
make me a new thread, bitches
i think its just you and me buddy
I'm waiting til page 9
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you used the name field and not the subject field. I'll make a proper one
correct thread