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Canes Edition

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eat cock randy

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>earlyfag thread
gross

eat rock candy

GO CANES

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I hope the Canes play the Bruins in the playoffs I hate them both and would love to watch them cheap shot each other

Any potential FAs my red wings could go after? Our defense and special teams sucks. Our forward group is serviceable/young talent/underachieving. Is Subban a meme or would he be a good signing?

It's buljus year

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Canes Flames Stanley Cup animu final

odds canes win it
evens flames win it

flamesbros... not like this

When I look at Seth Jarvis my butthole clinches.

poo poo pee pee

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>lenovo
>lenovo
>lenovo

thank you gary

Soon to be on your jerseys come next season! You didn't forget did you?
Its okay we roll these things out slowly so you become better conditioned to them.

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I WAS LISTENIN

I bet Randy is eating a burrito or empanada

latinas never taste good

All according to his plan

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turkeys woke me up

it's latinx bigot

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every bad poster here is a phoneposter

Caufield for the Calder and it shouldn't even be a debate.

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did they deliberately choose the toilet seat logo or was it subconscious?

Cheeseburgers are only as good as their toppings

the top hab talent that cant even crack 20 goals with manlet st louie removing all defensive responsibilities from him
lmao

a bad topping can ruin a burger, less is more

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the cheeseburger birds are out this morning
their mating call sounds like

>cheeese bur ger
>cheeese bur ger

Why do you think is gonna win then?

huh

Panny

bunting does not deserve the calder

Caufield has been in the league for more than 2 years.

why

true panny should win the calder

I’m sorry to hear that the American tourists are being too loud

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he likes sausage

Only if the meat is truly delicious. I like how 5 guys lets you choose your toppings

he is a geriatric

>americans are discussing cheeseburgers again

Minimum 25 regular-season games for rookie status. That's how Ken Dryden won the Stanley Cup and Conn Smythe before winning the Calder.

Maybe if he was good for the first 50 games

...

Then let’s discuss sips and hockey instead

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I blame Ducharme. It's literally night and day with St-Louis

that implies he is good now

Minnesota State or Denver? I think the former will win

since the manlet took over cole has 16 goals and 19 ev points
yet is -4 over that period

under ducharme he had 1 goal and 5 ev points with a -15

he was much less of a liability under ducharme even if he never produced

No doubt but some other young players have been better throughout the whole season

29 pts in 26 games since Manlet St-Louis was hired isn't bad

He gets more ice time and the defense. Trevor Zegras is -20 with 37 EVP and nobody calls the guy a liability.

the defense blows*

Matthews has 56 goals so far this season and has only played 66 games. Imagine if he didn't get suspended for crosschecking Dahlin in the neck, he might be over 60 already. Also imagine if he played in a weak division like the Pacific, he might have had a 70 goal season if he played against all those shit teams more often.

McDavid has never even had one 50 goal season

trevor zegras is a massive liability

>not siding with seider

I only care about the Conn Smythe and the Stanley Cup

Maybe because he splits goals with Draisaitl. But I agree with you, McDavid is overrated

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>McDavid has never even had one 50 goal season
matthews has never had a 100 point season cause hes a glorified winger who is good on the draw

>owen power still hasn't signed
buffalel moment

>4 teams under 30 wins after 70 games played
shitlantic is easily the worst division

>troy terry and trevor zegras
>scoring goals and dancing on the ice

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grow the game

McDavid is more of a playmaker like Crosby, Matthews is more of a goal scorer like Ovechkin. Except neither of them will win any cups because they play in Canada lol (thanks Gary)

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