Official /golf/ Masters Friday Thread #1

how do I mute the women and make it natural sounds only?

wait until 8:45 and swap to Holes 4-6
aka right now

Looking forward to Jordan missing the cut

shut the fuck up

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ready for another day of comfy masters ya'll
GET IN THE HOLE

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any word on the feature groups today?

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Grabbing some tucker before featured coverage starts
Anything I can get for you?

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can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh classic chicken sandwich and fruit please

no speef or dememebeau

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does danny willet do anything outside of the Masters? I literally never see him in any other tournament

maybe queef shouldn't have gone 2 over and got paired with another 2 over golfer and his fellow pink-pantsed can

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Top 3 worst things I've ever seen on Yea Forums. Have some respect.

why does speef fill you with so much rage

wait nvm spieth wasn't in pink yesterday
memebeau isn't worth being featured over Matsuyama desu
he doesn't but until he crosses even he is a meme

I don't see how ma boi Smiff doesn't win from here. Can have

*bangs golf club after a double bogey*

best scoreboard coming through

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Mornin' ( or afternoon) my fellow golfchads
hope u guys are stayin based

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bros.. i was up late last night going down the rabbit hole and found some disturbing revelations. Its real, its all real. the square golf balls, the Rothschild chipping initiative, arnold palmer rule 34, all of it. i know this might sound schitzo but i think HV IV is a second generation prototype from the Jack Nicklaus cloning program sent as a mercenary to end the success of asian golfers on tour.

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just got off the phone with Trudeau, you're fucked, enjoy solitary confinement

bumperino

G'day!

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why did Adam Scott withdraw?

asdoij not Adam Scott, I mean Casey.

Mornin'

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got bullied online for his putting stance

good, the faggot deserved it

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Sad. Many such cases.

back injury

When is our champion Jordan Spieth teeing off? and will he be a featured group?

please be joking, my brother and uncle were already sent to the schwab 'yips research institution' and havnt been able to get in contact with them in over 3 years and im starting to think the worst

nope

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why is Van Rooyen wearing capris?

lol this lad

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to hell with espn then

022 Masters tee times, Friday pairings

8 a.m. – Sandy Lyle, Stewart Hagestad (a)
8:11 a.m. – Lucas Glover, Erik Van Rooyen, Cameron Champ
8:22 a.m. – Bernhard Langer, Christiaan Bezuidenhout, Cameron Davis
8:33 a.m. – Charl Schwartzel, Robert MacIntyre, Laird Shepard (a)
8:44 a.m. – Gary Woodland, Justin Rose, Takumi Kanaya
8:55 a.m. – Lee Westwood, Russell Henley, Corey Conners
9:06 a.m. – Patrick Reed, Seamus Power, Lucas Herbert
9:39 a.m. – Marc Leishman, Webb Simpson, Sungjae Im
9:50 a.m. – Sergio Garcia, Thomas Pieters, Harold Varner III
10:01 a.m. – Abraham Ancer, Tyrrell Hatton, Sam Burns
10:12 a.m. -- Dustin Johnson, Billy Horschel, Collin Morikawa
10:23 a.m. -- Will Zalatoris, Patrick Cantlay, Jon Rahm
10:34 a.m. -- Jordan Spieth, Xander Schauffele, Viktor Hovland
10:45 a.m. -- Matthew Fitzpatrick, Brooks Koepka, Rory McIlroy
10:56 a.m. -- Jose Maria Olazabal, J.J. Spaun

11:18 a.m. – Mike Weir, Padraig Harrington, Austin Greaser (a)
11:29 a.m. – Larry Mize, Sepp Straka, Francesco Molinari
11:40 a.m. – Fred Couples, Garrick Higgo, Guido Migliozzi
11:51 a.m. – Vijay Singh, Ryan Palmer, Kyoung-hoon Lee
12:02 p.m. – Min Woo Lee, Hudson Swafford, Cameron Young
12:13 p.m. – Stewart Cink, Brian Harman, Harry Higgs
12:24 p.m. – Zach Johnson, Si Woo Kim, Aaron Jarvis (a)
12:35 p.m. – Luke List, Matthew Wolf, Mackenzie Hughes
12:57 p.m. – Danny Willett, Jason Kokrak, Talor Gooch
1:08 p.m. – Max Homa, Kevin Na, Shane Lowry
1:19 p.m. – Kevin Kisner, Daniel Berger and Tommy Fleetwood
1:30 p.m. -- Bryson DeChambeau, Cameron Smith, Paul Casey
1:41 p.m. -- Tiger Woods, Louis Oosthuizen, Joaquin Niemann
1:52 p.m. -- Hideki Matsuyama, Justin Thomas, James Piot (a)
2:03 p.m. -- Adam Scott, Scottie Scheffler, Tony Finau

sup my niggas! finally get to watch this thing today. Who is your dark horse?

speef

Kokrak will win.

Higgs if he counts

he counts as two dark horses ;)

Shane Lowry and Higgs will go head to head in a 24 hole playoff on Sunday. They will both pass out from hunger

ty user

>thinking the Masters wouldn't have 10 chicken sandwiches on standby for this scenario

good point user

$40 on Morikawa
$15 on Reed and Homa each

into the sand for mustache man

Is Langer that old dude from the Nugenix commercials?

that's a solid bet right there

fyi, looks like the Dustin Johnson and Mclroy group stream is about to start

says 45 more bings on the schedule

ah hell, no one wants to wait 45 more bings