/trek/ - Faith Edition

Oh boy

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Is this the episode where Archer goes into the cave and lusts after a ghost?

You take that back.

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Tell me about your sexual organs.

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REEEEEEE! REEEEEEE! Shields up, Red Alert!

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Why did Janeway kill 1 person to save 2 people in season 2, episode 24, even though back in season 1, episode 5 she said that killing 1 person to save 2 people is morally reprehensible and entirely unacceptable?

Don't bully Bashirfaggot too much or it'll an hero.

Functionally adequate and aesthetically pleasing.

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Tuvix didn't die. He was separated like conjoined twins.

Because Tuvix was a weirdo

Only if xhe posts butthole.

Enterprise should have ended with Sam leaping out.

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If she's dressed as Odo in his bucket why is she wearing a combadge? Odo reverts to a liquid in his bucket.

Wait a minute.... if Odo sucks at shapeshifting so much the can't duplicate a bajoran nose how is he able to shift into his humanoid form and then use the combadge on his uniform?! He can't recreate complex machinery like the T1000 ......... !

is BF fully funcional? does xir dialate or smooth like a barbie sewn up?

She has the entire discord sucking her tranny cock.

The commbadge sinks to the bottom of the bucket.

>ywn get a PUNISHED ARCHER tv movie/miniseries in the vein of Logan or something
It is far more needed than digging up Picard for cheap attention. Archer never got an ending.

But he goes around changing into mice and tables and stuff throughout the show

Its been a long road
Getting tired of this vulcan queer
Its been a long time
But the time for blowing is near

and I will see this candle lose its light
maybe even have a slice
and I wont make it an order
no I want give Tuvok the order

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He hides the combadge in his goo

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Yes.

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Where's your hype?

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I cannot tell a lie.

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They're fooking alrigh

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She actually gets off on it though, that's confirmed.

wait, there is going to be a Mudd spinoff?

Nigga just turn off the computer lmao
[spoilers]No really, please do, BF. No one fucking likes you.[/spoiler]

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fucking roasties

Dialate obviously.

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>see this
>google enterprise season 5
>not real
mfw

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An Archer series and a Janeway series need to come out now.

There fucking should be. He deserves it more than Pike, but Pike gets extra points for having Spock.

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Okay, now this is based.

Think Islam would've survived beyond WWIII and into the 24th century is hilarious

Why does reddit hate Section 31 so much? Every thread, related to Section 31 (or even Discovery) or not, is filled to the brim with top comments begging CBS to cancel Section 31.

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>O'Brien's harpy of a wife didn't even make the list
based user

Islam died when Mecca and Medina got nuked. 'Murica.

We don't speak of that place. 'Tis gay.

Because Section 31 is FASCIST YOU SCUM

Imagine being so emotionally fragile you need the praise of strangers in an internet hugbox to orgasm.

>tripfag pic spam makes /trek/ reply to tardcharts
Anyone else think that's weird?

>reddit hate Section 31
>comments begging CBS to cancel Section 31
wtf I love section 31 now

Nobody's praising her.

A real Quantum Leap fan would know that Sam can only leap within his own lifetime

Hurrrr durrrr, ackshually that doesn't work becawz... lighten the fuck up faggot.

But she doesn't get praise?

Not here they aren't, but the discord is her personal hugbox.

What kinds of Star Treks do race car drivers enjoy?

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The ones that get rekt

>t. zoomer who never watched comfy Quantum Leap

BTFO

C'mon. It's obvious.

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>BF and xer stalker stop posting at the same time

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Pure coincidence.

DS9 pilot is pure kino. The scenes inside the wormhole with the Prophets are mind-blowing and a tear-jerker.

One of three times I teared up during a Star Trek episode. The other two were 'The 37's' and 'The Visitor.'

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Barely avoiding assimilation by the Borg seems totally worth it.

Yes each time I've rewatched DS9 I'm scared to watch The Visitor because I know I'm gonna cry.

let's all be frens
stop the h8

Nah /trek/ always replies to tardcharts. He always gets (You)s.

This website is not for you. Maybe Discord is more your speed.

Sorry I ran out of new pictures to post

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Shame.

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dude...

Where did you get this one

Those eyes tho

>I dislike taking selfies
Suuure...

It's from her facebook. Lurk more.

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Wait, it's from Instagram. My bad

This is probably her most flattering image.
I would.

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>implying you wouldnt

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I like BF and VF alright as part of our autistic friend simulator, but this thread should be about Star Trek and not about tripfags. This bullshit is what is killing /trek/.

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No one likes you either, go away

Fuck off, chestlet.

blackpill
/trek/ hasn't been this alive in a while

Terrible meme, Picard would never say this to Data

BIG TIT ENERGY:
Bashirfag

BIG DICK ENERGY:
ValleyFag

CHESTLET MICRODICK ENERGY:
Mkfag

That's it I'm starting a /stg/ thread in a few minutes

Hi *eddit

Those threads are no better, stop

Lads, stop bullying ugly girls. I just want to marry a girl who likes pre-2009 Star Trek, and I don't care if she's ugly.

What's wrong with my tiers?

>zoomer meme
>tripfag worship
You're dismissed.

>namefag whining about other namefags killing /trek/
This coming from the guy who would spam the same picture of Mress in every single thread and contributed absolutely nothing of value

>big dick energy
>valleyfag
Isn't he Asian though?

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Incels being trek fans lol ironic to say the least.

>waaa waa stop talking about tripfags
>want to discuss trek then?
>*crickets*
Based retards.

I have standards.

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This better than Faith in Dukat. Fact.

You only fuck men?

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>best captains hang out together
Based Bill and Scott

>makes a new thread when the current one has less than 300 replies
Retard

Based listfag

That isn't saying much

If I fucked men, I'd be into Bashirfaggot.

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I made a /stg/ thread, not a /trek/ thread

You have autism

Bashirfaggot is the confirmed owner of a womb and my heart.

>womb
One that will never be used

You're obsessed with a loser stoner barista and have never gotten the bonus ending to the Trelene part of Judgment Rites
youtube.com/watch?v=0qef1uXIXOY

What the fuck was his problem?

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Malding no doubt.

>Malding
What?

Mad because balding.

Ah

Well, yeah. In the face of global climate change dooming our species, not having any kids is the only sensible lifestyle.

>In the face of global climate change dooming our species, not having any kids is the only sensible lifestyle.

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>he fell for the "politicians and TV personalities are more trustworthy than scientists" meme

>stalker posts more pictures after being accused of being tripfag
>tripfag anonymously posts a new a selfie

>tardcharts gives up on samefagging thread
five guys

>tripfag anonymously posts a new a selfie
This did not happen

>he fell the the willing genocide brainwashing

It did happen. I saw it happen.

>user posts screenshot of a 4-year-old post
That's what happened

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How old is she now?
How many eggs are left?

>thinking we'll be able to regulate human population and it's somehow going to stop the degradation of our environment for any meaningful amount of time
You should be having more kids in the hopes that somebody figures out how to colonize space.

>How many eggs are left?
Ever see photos of the dust bowl?

30

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These days if you're a Vulcan male, you have to have a big Klingon dildo in backpack, so that you can pull it out and worship it to prove you're not a racist

>commie tells you to stop having kids
>your races birth rates go down
>same commie says we need immigrants due to declining birth rates
>birth rates outside your country dont change
By not having kids you're just condoning ethnic replacement of your people.

>no kids by 30
Yikes, she's got 5 years tops before the chance of autism/downsyndrome becomes like 50%.

Federation: exist
Borg: let's start the drama

tick tock can't rewind the clock

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Wow what a great thread that was. You sure showed us.

kek

>deanna above beverly
completely cucked

Okay so serious question. I was dialating and yellow stuff is coming out of my vagina this has never happened before only blood I don't know what's happening and I'm really scared can someone please answer? No memes I'm serious

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Glad to see that 'end of the world doomsayers' never went away even after being proven wrong time and time again.

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sneed

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Lame attempt mon ami.

lol

I like star trek

Anyone have some gossip about which cast members hated each other? The only one I know about is Mulgrew and Ryan.

Bash is pre op.

Yeah but people here are lonely.

BF has many fans here.

thread culture, brao

I fucking hate dismissed fag

Marina Sirtis hates DS9 because she went to their set and Avery Brooks hates her obnoxious loud mouth. She wanted it to be a joke party like TNG but Brooks liked to take his work seriously.

Leave him alone. At least it's content.

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brooks is nuts tho

We're gay and that's fine.

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Who's Bashirfaggot?

I hate this guy more

Based thot patroller Brooks

What does that even mean? "It's content"
Should we just accept anything?

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Maybe, but Sirtis is loud and annoying.

I saw the interview he did with Shatner, "The Captain's Chair" or something like that. And Brooks' answers to Shatner's questions just seemed so off the wall. I wonder if he was always like that or if it's gotten worse with age.

He was always like that, but his response to Shatner was great if you know what song he was playing on piano.

>no discussion of trek in /trek/
>retard starts new thread talking about trill
Fuck me sideways.
Bed time I think.

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Then judging from her panty shots, her dick isn't big enough for a gentleman of taste. Dropped.

it always gets better with age

Her penis is taped back, dude.

>making my way through DS9
>mfw watching Odo get cucked in real time

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wtf is this thread about

What isn't it about?

What was the philosophy behind this design?

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What is the philosophy behind this stance?

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It's a gigachad Cardassian saying, "Come at me bro."

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I think it was called "universe-class". It's supposed to be as big as a huge city. They would use transporters instead of turbolifts to go to one side of the ship to another, the ship's computer actually uses the brains of everyone on board. There's nothing more sci-fi than that.
Doug Drexler explained it during an interview with Trekyards.
youtube.com/watch?v=SeB35O3zQ_A

Jean-Luc le Petit Picard Jr. (dex) vs Gros William T. Mc. Riker von LARGE (str)

who would win?

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Big guy (4u) always wins.

Simple. Sassy.
VEE

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Does he also explain why it's hilariously flat with stretched out windows?

>There's nothing more sci-fi than that.
Culture ships and tech are far more sci-fi.

>hilariously flat
It looks flat but it's insanely large.
>stretched out windows
Could be because the design changed several times and they had a few days to make the model, the textures and the whole shot.

I watched Quantum Leap in its original run and in reruns. It's super-comfy, but not worth taking so seriously you can't have some fun with a rather goofy premise.

kys

its also based on the person. some people have bad genes from the start. one side of my family, the mothers all had kids into their mid 40s, no disabled relatives i know of

Is DS9 the reddit trek?

No, it's the opposite.
TNG is reddit.

Voyager is the only redpilled, non-reddit Trek.

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Why does Reddit hate Section 31 so much?

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Honey, I think you're forgetting Enterprise.

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Yeah but the top post on /r/startrek every fucking day is just "You know ENT isn't that bad"

Reddit talks about it less than VOY according to your shitty pie chart.

>reddit Trek
STD
JJ Trek
NuPicard if and probably when it's shit
Section Meme
Rick and Morty Trek

reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/cmslkx/i_maybe_get_some_downvotes_for_this_but_i_enden/

Your point?

reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/cn2voa/to_mr_frankes_your_image_is_being_used_by_nazi/

To Mr. Frankes. Your image is being used by nazi Richard Spencer’s twitter page. I think you’d want to take action to have it removed.

I know this isn’t directly Star Trek related, but I wanted to get a message to Mr. Frakes that his image is being used by someone who he’d find very objectionable. So if you know of a route to get it to his publicist, manager, makeup artist, dog walker, or water meter checker. I would think he’d find it worth his time to have the image removed.

That is all.

P.S. First Contact was a really good movie.

Edit: uggg name wrong.

just remarathoned the episode where quark and odo had to climb a mountain. reminded me how good of a character quark is. you never would have expected him to climb a 15000 foot mountain after not eating for days, in freezing temperatures and harsh winds, after suffering a concussion, while dragging odo halfway up.

good episode, i liked how at the end they still hated each other but laughed about it. near death experiences with a friend are no joke

thestartrekchronologyproject.blogspot.com/2009/09/and-now-we-present-complete-star-trek_19.html

It makes me mad beyond belief that every chronology or viewing order suggestion for Star Trek ignores TAS.

mine

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MOOOOOO

What will Klingons look like in Picard? Lower Decks?

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This is the most active /trek/ has been in a long time, but it's also the most off topic. Good job guys.

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shut your mouth trannie.

How did I not notice that Kirk's attorney was Michael Dorn (Worf's grandpa)?

>ywn get choked and call him pathetic
why even live

Can't wait for this faggot to die from AIDS

Get raped by a pack of Klingons, whore.

Computer, load the tripfag threeway program and make my dick the size of a baseball bat. Make their breasts continue expanding until they fill up the holodeck. Disable safety protocols.

Is that a guy or a girl?

Lots of DS9 fought with Avery Brooks. Bashir and Odo's actors for sure.

Also suspect Dorn and Burton not getting along. Levar is bipolar, and Dorn said on one of the blu ray 25 year later interviews about not getting along with someone who was there for the final episode who he worked with for years.

And Gene raped Grace Lee Whitney

I watched the DS9 doc yesterday and I'm convinced Ira Behr and Marc Alaimo still hate each other. Their entire interactions were either Marc bitching at him or very passive agressive (especially on Ira's part).

this ds9 documentary is fucking terrible jesus christ
interviewing all these 8 year olds like they've really seen ds9 and their opinion on shit matters matters
and all the masturbatory pats on the back they give themselves
the hd footage is nice but man i hate everybody involved with ds9 now

hi bash

Why is /trek/ o b s e s s e d with transsexuals?

It's just a thing here. Many are lonely and latch on to characters of any sort.

But what does that have to to with star trek tho?

Bash is a trekkie who was on a DS9 documentary 2 years back. So she's treated almost like a cast member by anons here.

I like that Garak being into Bashir sexually is canon according to both the actor who played Garak and the showrunner of DS9.

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I love you.

IT'S MA'AM!

Behrman said Garak isn't gay in an interview in 2003.

it's just some guys either
1. spamming BF's images enough that a mod will ban them from being posted on Yea Forums and we can finally move on with our lives
2. really wanting to fuck her because they're the same type of people who waste their money on any semi-attractive (and that's being generous) female/female passing things online and they are too autistic to just look at free porn

Bashirfag is also extremely retarded and didn't think posting images of herself on fucking Yea Forums was somehow a bad idea.

Also, the guy who replied to you here
is also a spammer and probably also goes along with the autistic obsessions some fags have here with her.

lost

Rick Berman can suck my dick.

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I don't, I prefer their relationship not sexual

Wait a sec. Dossier-guy? Is that you?

You don't have a dick. I've seen the bikini pics. I've seen them all.

It is not. Lurk more.

He sounded like you. Listing methods of analyzing threads.

disc is canon

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I'm not the only poster paying attention.

creepypilled

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Shit lyrics. You try too hard and you suck.

Well, it's content and this general needs all it can get to stay afloat.

DABO!!!!!

Paying attention to what?

The ds9 not-general has that guy who calls everyone he doesn't like black or gay

How different posters act so you can tell them apart and eventually figure out their agenda.

>Dossier user
>he's not anonymous
What did he mean by this

Everything.

Quick, the Romulan Senate gives you a ship to destroy the federation. Who do you recruit as your crew?

Dossierfag is just a douche who likes to spy on people.

How many scenes does bash have in the ds9 docu? so far I've only seen her in one. I'm like 20 min in.

I don't think he even does that, I think he's just a larping faggot trying to look cool

God fucking dammit, the Jews shut down h8te /strek/ and now I'm stuck here with STD bug chasers

TRIPFAGS HAVE NO HONOR

Now, this right here, is what I call content!
YEAH BABY!!!

calm down, aspie

I piss and shit on Voyager

Do you have friends irl?

That's not how canon works.

I'm eating lunch and remembering how awful Voyager is

Stupid flying spoon spaceship
Stupid pedotard cook
Fuck Voyager

Tom Paris was a cuck
They were all cucks

Cuck Trek: Voyager

Tom Paris was in a stable, monogamous relationship. He's a family man.

You have to be in a relationship to be a cuck

>monogamous

Any of you anons been featured in a star trek documentary?
thought so

>thinks bull tuvok was part of the relationship

>computer...

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I'd rather die than contribute unpaid labor to a reddit tranny documentary.

>gamma quadrant
>there's not enough unexplored in alpha
gg

create an adversary capable of defeating data, the borg, the dominion, and has big titties and will blow me whenever I want

The dominion is not in TNG.

Congratulations, you've created the janny known as VF.

She's a janny?

>Dominion
>Borg
Q: Which is the better villain faction?
A: Klingons

How new are you?

>VF
>big titties

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I haven't been here too long. Friend of mine recommended this place. Still finding my way.

nice one

It was ok.

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my fav capt is picard. who is urs?

sisko

No, it's a meme

Jellicle

Why was Riker so useless? Why couldn't he do anything right, ever?

it's a pretty shit meme senpay

These threads have taken a nosedive after GoT. What happened?

>VF pictures immediately get deleted
>BF pictures, discord drama, blatant shitposts, trollposts, and meanposts stay up for hours
really makes the positronic brain light up

Correlation is not causation.

Friends in high places, I guess.

VF's own shitposts and spam have also been deleted

>blatant shitposts, trollposts, and meanposts

I just saw what we left behind. It was cheesy.

Did Geordi...you know?

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Not with any regularity. He would delete his hasperat posts when he was also deleting promenade and dukat posts but sometimes he'll spam an entire thread with "I like star trek" and nothing happens.

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after /trek/posting has crumbled into dust.

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Friendly reminder that Subcommander T'Pol has an awfully nice bum

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I'll be honest. I come here because I don't have friends. You guys rock, btw!

Know he was black?

Yea Forums's moderation is notoriously inconsistent

It's hard work. They're doing their best.

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Q temporarily fixed his vision in season one

Not really. He enhanced it to a certain extent but Geordi didn't see like a normal person.

IT
STILL
COUNTS

Fuck nu/trek/

It's all we have now.

If you really want to get autistic (and why would we not) I presume I can differentiate dark skin from light skin just fine

holy kek my sides

Nobody even posts about Star Trek anymore. I spend hours making OC for this general and never get a reply but someone who mentions a namefag can derail an entire thread. We used to be a god-tier general.

We have the past and we have the future, STD and related spin offs will never be Star Trek, ever

Fuck you you post deleting thread nuking fuck.

Just a cover to say "I'm not really a Janny you guys and it's pure coincidence that /trek/ threads get pruned at 11 PM EST..."

Make nu bred or I'm going to /stg/

And when anyone asks VF if he's a janny he always replies, "lmao" with this picture

Funny how he always deftly avoids the question.

This was a horrible thread.

Truly it was. /trek/ should have stayed dead.

I rely to oc.

Will "Picard" be star trek, oh wise one?

No you don't.