How is it even possible?

How is it even possible?

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to have sex three times in your lifetime ?
i dont know

they shagged on the same day every time, maybe it's the only day he gets to stick it inside.

Got her pregnant during the offseason and probably forced her to induce for the third one just to save money on future birthday parties.

his wife will only have sex with him in a very specific window leading to a similar birth period each time which has coincidentally fallen on the same day in the period on 3 occasions

There are two Dutch footballing brothers who are born on the same day, are twins but aren't each other's twin brothers.

German efficiency

What?

I got a stroke while posting that, but what I meant was their parents had a pair of twin sons of which one became a professional footballer and exactly three years later they had another pair of twin sons of which one became a professional footballer too.

>frog learns about the concept of triplets for the first time

same period sex + cesarean

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while adopting he aimed for children born on the same day because 1) he's too retarded to remember more birthday dates and 2) he's a poofter so he cannot have children the normal way

>2016 2019 2021

nice triplet, nigglet

Nigga named her daughter Amaro

Ohh

it was just a very long labour

Maybe they shag more but only on this day they do it unprotected

I've seen it online, he has a plumber come to fix the pipes on the same day each year.

It is called cesarian. His wife Just have the surgery on the same date.

Think about how much money is spared by having three birthdays at once.

>Think about how much money is spared by having three birthdays at once.
oh no not my hecking birthday money when i make 25 million a year!

kek what was he thinking

Not only about the money. I have read stories about women that choose the day of the cesarean so the kid born at a certain time and they get their astrologic chart just like their mothers wants. If your kid borns three days later he could have another sun sign, moon sign, ascendant, mars, etc. That would imply changes in his personality.

Perhaps you guys won't believe me but some women are so obsessed with this that choose the day according what an astrologist say to them. In an astro group of facebook I always saw women asking for tips to do this and sharing their experiences.

why would we not believe you when you say women arent rational ?

Based ESL

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My grandma gave my mom some rocks to put around the house because she's some sort of witch now and rocks have special star luck powers or something.
She and my sister also are into reading tarot and astrology and such, I think it's become some sort of epidemic in our country.

That made perfect sense, you’re just dumb

My cousin and I were also born on the same date, 2 years appart

Griezmann has had hundreds of children, but because he believes in zoomer astrology he throws all who weren't born on that date into the river. Spartan style.

>deliberately giving your children the same birthday
Griezmann just gets weirder and weirder

>astro group of facebook
>trying to find wife on shizo facebook groups
ngmi

You never hear about all the footballers who have children who aren’t all born on the same day.
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What football clubs do you play for?

>Mia
American pop culture name. Ew.
>Amaro
Strange choice of a name for a footballer. Old fashioned, could be Italian or Spanish.
>Alba
Standard Spanish name. It means sunrise and white.

>amaro
this isn't even a name it's a surname what the fuck

>mocking astrology
ngmi
vice.com/en/article/qvq87p/why-straight-men-hate-astrology-so-much

>Amaro
He named his son after his portuguese grandfather

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>calling your son Bitter
at least he's the son of a millionaire

Back in 2017 there was a private group about the shapes of the face, body, etc, and their relation with the natal chart. Most of the post were women posting selfies and seminude pics (in panties) asking dumb questions like "guess my big 3" and I only read the comments to save pics and fap. The replies to those posts always were 3 random astrologic sings. Sometimes I clicked on their profiles to see if they were real and most of them were young white sluts and milfs. The fridays were the best days to save those because they had a slutty tradition like the "silhouette night" of seymour skinner of the simpsons (it had a similar name), but uploading pics of their butts or tits with censored nipples.

nice

good post

>women


i swear if they didnt have a vaginal orifice and two big tities mamaries i'd never interact with them

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8 April is the start of the transfer window.

The French are just quirky like that.

The fortnite zoomer faggot has three kids?

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>zoomer
user he's 31

nobody on this board will voluntarily have kids

2016 was a leap year though.

>voluntarily
based town rapist

no it didn't shitskin

My brother and I have the same birthday but years apart. Not that big a deal.

Based

Pardon?

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is it 9 months after your mum's birthday or your dad's?

Just think about it for more than two seconds. A couple had two sets of twins, both sets were born on the same day, and one twin from each set became a professional footballer. Therefore, the two footballers are both twins, are brothers, and were born on the same day, however they are not each others' twin. Hope that helps and good luck learning English.

Of course I believe you. Women acting irrational.

However, I have to say, I think one thing is to believe in astrology, and another is to force the birth of your child on an specific date against their own biology for those reasons. It's... disgusting

Based

What?

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>You can test it and see mathematical probability in action! The birthday paradox, also known as the birthday problem, states that in a random group of 23 people, there is about a 50 percent chance that two people have the same birthday.

I remember learning this in high school and it still amazes me. Probability is awesome.

2 times it can be a coincidence but 3 ?