Eternal /Arse/nal Thread

New arsenal

Leno, Arana, Magalhães, Nino, Tomi; Partey, Guimarães, Martinelli, Paquetá, Sala; Richarlison.

Prefer the championship talent Dixon Bonner myself

Arana would be a great signing desu

>partey out for the rest of the season

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>Richarlison
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Richarlison

this picture very much as the vibe of an opening scene to a gay interracial dilf porno

How would you know that lad? Do you take it up the bum?

Good if it means sharteta crahes out of top 4 then sacked.

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Met Arteta 2 weeks ago in a park near my work,he was busy watching kids playing football but kind enough for a selfie.

Let's face it. Arsenal have a passable 1st team but next to no depth beyond that. With Partey and Tierney out for the rest of the season 5th place is the best you can hope for.

should have kicked the shit out of him in front of his kids and told him to never manage a club again.

bought a columbian camwhore panties while I was drunk and superhorny. Now my bank account is in the negative and I'm 50% sure she won't send them

>hazard rumours
Yeah I wanted him, in 20 fucking 12.

He was scoring in a final vs Arsenal 3 years ago, don't be a snub

He's fucking Chelsea now, do not associate with that club.

It's fine, they'll be dead soon

Make the thread title correct so it's easy to find my m8

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surely laca wont start tomorrow, r-right?

I think it is a game that would fit someone else up top. Brighton are very good at moving the ball and they push us back. It is very difficult to get out of their attacking (and winning the ball back). If we don't have any kind of counterattacking threat we are gonna have a hard time creating chances.

So Nketiah or Martinelli up front tomorrow would be better than a Lacazette that can't run

I for one choose to believe in the player Lokonga can become. Something tells me you guys don't.

Lacazette might be one of the worst signings we've ever made. Absolutely bizarre that he's a starter for us in 2022.

Even worse is that signing him and then Auba basically forced Giroud out

>forced Giroud out
I miss him every day, I even made a D&D character after him

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I haven't watched Arsenal for long enough to know but why is Giroud SO highly rated? Since the only thing I can look at are stats, he seemed pretty average? I know Arsenal had good chance creators back then so is that why everyone rates him? Because the team around him made him look better than he is? I genuinely want to know.

Ramsdale

Cedric - White - Gabriel - Xhaka

Lokonga

Ode - ESR

Saka - Nketiah - Martinelli.

Nketiah isnt great, but he has actual physicality, defenders will respect having to battle nketiah. arteta should unleash this instead of keeping old man laca on,its painful to watch the youngsters play with laca. nketiah can actually use his pace to make a proper run.

Fucking hell...

Giroud had elite linkup play, and was an overall physical beast. Hes like the most stereotypical number 9 striker Chad in middle school in 80s England type. Just raw power meaning he won alot of duels uptop and just overall made it so that the two centerbacks constantly had to battle with him for the ball.

In addition, he had elite movement which created tons of space, Giroud combined with all our techy and quick 1 touch players, made him a great player. Norwich goal for example Giroud contributes alot to the play there, so he could also play football.

The big drawbacks of him was that he wasnt consistent scorer, lacked pace, lacked mentality at times and overall just wasnt quite good enough to be the main striker.

If only Wenger had actually bought a striker, it would have been insane to have giroud as rotation option with another top striker, you could even play them together. Suarez + Giroud or RvP + Giroud should have happened. Giroud was never meant to be the main striker but wengers frugalness meant he was for 6 years.

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Plus he's handsome and seeing him and Ramsey on the pitch was quite easy on the eye, if you know what I mean.

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Eternal Thread Theme

>Party - dead (wake?)
>Tearnknee - dead
>Tomi - possibly dead
>Lacashite - impotent
>Odour - invisible
>Fraud - at helm
It's over, innit.

>Tierney out for the season
>Tomiyasu out for the season
>Partey out for the season
>Lacazette in a food coma
>our stars keep getting two footed by orcs

Lads I don't think we're ever playing CL again

>next to no depth
Imagine spending the entire winter transfer window and signing no one for the most crucial half of the season in the recent years. I mean, what could go wrong...

honestly kinda kino, make or break for this team.

>>Lacazette in a food coma
I hope that's true. Why we didn't dash him out with his bum buddy is beyond me.

Imagine being in the Champions League and your strikers are Lacazette and Nketiah

Wolves are just not shit enough for Newcastle who are not good enough.

Post your face when it actually happens

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Laca is one leg out of the door.

So basically a better Lacazette in almost every single way? Fuck, that's something Arsenal are sorely missing.
>he wasnt consistent scorer
Huh. I got the opposite vibe from what I looked up. He wasn't a good scorer but he consistently got like 12-15 goals a season from what I could see. But I guess Lacazette is consistent too, apart from this season, if I think about it like that.

Laca
>half the hold-up play as Giroud
>half the counterattack threat as Auba
Redditors
>See he's well rounded!! Give him an extension

>sharteta crahes out of top 4
He will.
>then sacked
He won't.

>8
games not that far away lads

We're fucking shit m8 it's all so tiresome

Is Isak out of the question because of his poor season?

it's fucking over
unless both shit and manu both lose and we win then it's back
and then it's fucking over again

Great, it's time for my boy Elneny to shine

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arteter IN

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lol
lmao even