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>Countdown to the Daniel Ricciardo explosion in his home country
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 45 (+19)
SAI: 33 (+15)
VER: 25 (+25)
RUS: 22 (+10)
HAM: 16 (+1)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 78 (+34)
Mercedes: 38 (+11)
Red Bull: 37 (+37)
Alpine: 16 (+8)
Haas: 12 (+2)

>WEC Standings:
RIC: 122.45 (+47.62)
HAM: 106.45 (+82.44)
LAT: 101.14 (+63.39)

>News:
FP2 Results: LEC VER SAI
t. Doomilton: Nothing we change on Mercedes F1 car makes a difference
Ricciardo increasingly nervous as expectations of home crowd continue to grow

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Hamilton says that Mercedes' trials are not yielding any signs of improvement.

"It's just nothing we change on the car makes a difference at the moment," explained Hamilton after Friday running. "So that's the difficult thing. You're getting very optimistic, and then you make changes, and then it doesn't seem to be wanting to improve.

"We made some changes going into P2. P1 was better. P2 ended up being a bit harder for me. So I don't know, it's just a tricky car."

Hamilton said he was resigned to accepting that the current pace is what he is going to have to deal with over the Australia weekend.

"There's not a lot we can do," he said. "That’s just the way it is. Things will never be the same. And so we just have to drive with it. That's the frustrating thing: you're trying to push, you're trying to catch [up] and even when you do a decent lap, it's 1.2 seconds down. So it's difficult."

gimi

Lescholars, what are we reading?

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you love to see it

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gimi

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I’ve been inspired by that user yesterday to read Middlemarch by George Eliot

clowns

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MAG and BOT matched Great Satan in long run pace :D

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shamilton and russel will crash into each other

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Guanyu Zhou

2nd best driver to come out of Asia

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I wonder if Merc assumed they were still going to have an engine advantage again this year and thought it could make up for any deficiencies in their chassis design

AUDIO UP AUDIO UP AUDIO UP
AUDIO UP AUDIO UP AUDIO UP
AUDIO UP AUDIO UP AUDIO UP
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Mercedes clearly have no idea how to fix their car
I wouldn't be surprised if they brought upgrades to Imola and made the car worse in the process

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What a boring thread, why do people let bongs create these

>ynr this
youtube.com/watch?v=TTiROVymsRc

I think there’s a decent chance we see wider wider pods on the Merc from Imola or Spain onwards.

gimi

hello. where are the grid girls. hello

When you love someone, it's natural, not demanding
And that's one thing I'm proud to say I've found in you
I'm so glad we reached an understanding
Now I know my heart is safe with you, ooh
So now my love to you, baby, I surrender

Get ready, tonight
Gonna make this a night to remember
Get ready, oh, baby, tonight
Gonna make this a night to remember

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hivemind knows australia belongs to are valteri

Will we get one of these with sharl and sainz driving the Ferrari SUV?

They can't simply switch chassis because homologation takes a lot of time and switching something as big and inherent as a chassis concept takes a long time

gimi

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Please abandon your simping for Chadwick in favour of worshipping the one true goddess of W Series, Fabi Wohlwend.

g-word (sorry I'm not finish I can't say it)

gimi

that's been their plan for the past 8 years and it always worked, i'm sure they expected others to also lose power with the switch to e10 but didn't expect Honda to get a net zero and Ferrari to actually be /superfast/
unlikely, they barely have CFD/wind tunnel time after spending most of it on picrel, they will wait for the summer break if they want to bring such a big upgrade

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Grando. The horse that ended the Bottas-Emilia marriage.

I like the slimepods, at least hope they do a production run of models like this so I can have one for my mood studio

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>we see wider wider pods
So we go from slim side-pods to double wide-pods?

The slim side pods are just fundamentally wrong, we won't be seeing nerc much this year

el museo specials, six feet either side like a based shunt-prone manta ray

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Biggest misstep by a big team in the aero department since Williams brought in the Walrus nose for 2004

I didn't actually praise it, this is too much pressure for me. It skews a lot more towards the highbrow deep themes Proust sort of thing than Jane Austen fyi, it's a lot more about ideas of Christianity and stuff. I found it pretty fun, and it'll probably grow on me with time till I decide I really liked it, but it's not a quick read

Gimi.

but what is a sidepod... if there are no pods

>b-bono? these n-new wide pods are so d-dangerous man
>copy lewis

I note that F1 official Twitter has now started upload clips from f1 sessions that feature their F1TV commentators (Cuxton, Palmer, Cool Black Tech Guy) rather than the Sky feed.
Interesting…

>Mercedes winning constantly every year
>Stan Twitter gets bored of MWL but not HWL
>Cost cap and new regulations supposed to make an equal playing field
>Stan Twitter complains that there is no longer HWL and blames Mercedes

I dont get it. The Cost cap is supposed to hurt the bigger teams so everyone has an equal playing field so why are people complaining.

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>13th
>the two actual brits ahead of him
it's over
it's finally over

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>post yfw when you realised that Alonso holding Hamilton behind him was winning the race for Ocon

>stan twitter is fucking retarded
Not exactly news

>sacrifices self to slay The Great Satan

What do you say to our lord and savior, Honda?

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Because it only manged to harm "one" of the 3 big spenders.

>>Countdown to the Daniel Ricciardo explosion in his home country
There's no race in Israel, though.

Taking a beer out the back of the pack so no one notices.... mischievous if I may say so myself

Sainz’s Ferrari is porpoising like mad and he’s still able to set very competitive lap times.
The Mercedes has bigger flaws than porpoising I think.

The House The Garden And The Steeple: A Collection Of Old Mottoes
Book of inscriptions from old English relics, The Garden is about death and The Steeple about god, but The House chapter is full of great old obscure sayings and phrases I find very thought-provoking.

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who did it better?

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Evelyn Waugh's Decline and Fall, a 1930s satirical romp about posh English people

F1 related because the title is going to be the title of many podcast episodes about this season for Merchedes

sovl

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Despite it being a total shitbox, that Lamborghini was pure pornography.

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They don't care about F1 as a sport, they just want to watch a nigger win

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Care to share an example?

>U-U-U-N-C-C-L-E-M-A-T-T-T-T-I-A-A-A-A :D-:D-:D-:D

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THANK YOU EL MUSEO

I do not respect Red Bull as a Formula 1 team or as a beverage.

Hamilton is the GOAT. The fact that the undeniably greatest driver in history is impacted by something so mundane means that Mercedes is doing a horrible job, possibly intentionally to sabotage him.

hundreds of years from now people will say the same about current time's shitposts

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Gracias, El Museo!

KWAB

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tfw woke up just for FP2, no F1 session to watch later in the day

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I respect how the team has been top 3 for over a decade, but I don’t respect any energy drink.
I look upon people who swig down energy drinks the same way I look upon anime fans and people who watch Twitch streamers — with utter disdain.

Go to sleep until FP3 starts then.

>Lelwis slower than Russel again

Oh nononononononono hamilsisters???

how do we solve the vettel problem lads?

suicide him

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Fire him. Hes been a naughty boy stealing scooters and blowing up engines

So when are Mercedes going to Nelson Piquet Jr Russell this season?

Does anyone have the ambulance in saudi with the shopped faster than hamilton time?
THANK YOU EL MUSEO

Do you prefer the youthful lecute or the sexy lechad

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>AND IT’S NOT ENOUGH! AND SIR LEWIS HAMILTON IS OUT IN Q1 FOR THE SECOND WEEKEND IN A ROW! WOW! WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT, MARTIN BRUNDLE?

Are the nudes fake since he actually has his nips pierced?

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Gonna get Chinese food, what do you guys want

goofy letard

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>IA unable to generate the cope smile

I prefer him when he first raced in F1 for Sauber. That’s the season when Ruth made him do the special warmup exercises in the Sauber dungeon, and the year that Federica started dropping thinly veiled hints in his presence

egg fried rice and chips please

the-race.com/formula-1/mercedes-latest-f1-porpoising-woe-most-severe-yet/

Edd Straw, The Race

Why Mercedes has the worst porpoising yet

bat soup

sopa de perro uma delicia

Pretty sure those nudes were several years old, they only got leaked recently.
Guess we know he literally wasn't joking then lmao.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

My erection is going to be its most severe yet if Merc continue to fail in Melbourne

they make ricci look more arab on purpose?

youtube.com/watch?v=EZsr08LUn34&ab_channel=Rocketpoweredmohawk
basedman at it again

Okay lads settle this once and for all.. no homo whos better looking Arthur or Charles

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THANK YOU EL MUSEO

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i like the sexy new alpha leclerc desu

why is this so fucking funny it doesnt deserve to be like this fuck you

THANK YOU EL MUSEUO

I really hate how they've memed Steiner into this cool guy who "tells it like it is".
Pareil. Moto2 FP1 in 4 bongs tho.

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Not an option

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THANK YOU EL MUSEO

>Martin Brundle launches into an unexpectedly deep monologue about the inevitable, sobering onset of age and the effect it has on a world-class driver's self-esteem

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G-good morning to you too.