Why are SNLchads so good at bagging attractive women?

Women should be doing that anyway.

Jason's a pretty handsome guy. Add wealth to the equation and it's not that big a mystery

I don't know why that's surprising Colin Jost is pretty much perfect.

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charisma and money are a winning combination what can i say?

It isn't all like that. Bill Hader was married to this eyesore for, like, 12 years. He's really hot and successful so he could do a lot better, I don't know why he didn't.

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Its insane that he's almost 40, I thought he was in his mid twenties.

Sounds like Kermit the frog, has no personality/charisma, is unfunny and looks like a faggot/soiboi.

Because he has self esteem issues, he used to go crazy working on SNL

>He's really hot

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$$$

>why do thots like rich men?
Hmm I wonder...

>He's really hot
He looks like a discount mr. Bean

They're both clearly as attractive as each other. Plus he's rich and funny, literally the whole package.

>He's really hot
What? He's objectively ugly. She's better looking than him, if he didn't have money she'd leave him for sure.

Two pseuds

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what has this guy been in besides 2 seconds in super troopers?

500 Days of Summer

Absolute legend right there, either packing heat or he's a genius or something

dude, what the fuck

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Now THIS shit here is a fucking mystery. I wouldn't even discount aliens or even the paranormal in this case.

My ex's friend was friends with this bitch and would hang out with her and Keenan all the time. She was a vapid idiot and I imagine they did vapid idiotic shit together.

I fucking love Bill Hader but there's no way his wife wasn't a dude like 20 years ago.

Details, nigger.

this one is the second most egregious after jost/johansson

not only is this guy a shitty and forgettable snl cast member, but I assumed immediately he was gay and never thought twice about it until I found out impregnated cobie

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He was outed as a massive cuck. Chads won't deal with her horseshit

The Good Burger seed is STRONG

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Can't believe that digusting fat nigger is married to that whore

they look like fraternal twins

Pete Davidson pulling off a miracle at 25

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Out of the semi-newer cast members, he was one of the funnier ones imo. Once him and the that nigger Jay(he did solid impressions) left, SNL became a total wasteland.

PR stunt by the woman is my bet.

humor makes panties moist

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>snl cast-member
>wealth
eh, not really. They probably get in the low 6 figure range annually.
Olivia definitely brings home the bacon there.

He managed to bag her because he bought her a clown book I think on her bday or some shit and he also remembered that she liked clowns.

Her career is dead, so they're pretty even now.

>funny

Olivia was a 10/10. Jason was a 6/10. She was almost A list. He was C list. He wasn't funny. I wouldn't be surprised if he hooked up with some 10/10 nobody. But Olivia Wilde was probably the most desirable non married female celebrity in 2011.

It’s weird that her face is double the size of his

Why do you guys think every woman just wants a Fabio looking dude. Most just want to fuck a skinny version of their dad

marriage to a solid seven or lessguarantees a lifetime of happiness

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>He wasn't funny
lies

he filed for divorce in 2017