/heem/ Dern Edition
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1st for schaub
schaubkenzie dern
awll gawld dawlg
4th for schaub
schaubposters are lowkey gay
Post heems or your mother will choke on a black dick in her sleep tonight
how can you be racist if u only hate one race, wouldn't u hate them all?
I went through so much watching this
>HEEMVIOUS
>
>a literal fruit
post chin
post hairline
post salary
post OHP 1RM
post deadlift 1RM
post height
post investments
post tinder matches
post house
post car
>acknowledging race exists
uhh, sweaty? yourwl a raycis
>a fucking fruit
wear your mask bro
Who's next for Tom Reddit?
My boys:
Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell
Sean "Pre-Boston" Salmon
Wesley "Cabbage" Correira
Phil "Best in the World" Baroni
Post-Superfight WWF Ken Shamrock
Dan Bobish
Gane and then the belt.
yan bless
POST YAN WEB WEMS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO YAN KINO WE GET YAN KINO IN 24 HOURS
can
yuh yuh yuh the pussy so stinky yuh suck my dik like a slinky
kekw
All the Masvidal fans on heem show how cazzie it is. Masvidal only got famous cause he got a meme knockout over a guy who Dana hated because he had success outside the UFC and it made people question the UFC's talent level.
Let's use this one next eh b's?
if you knew the irawlny in this post i think youd be surprised
Imagine being the ring girl who has to deal with these two later....imagine the smell
Realistically, how do you get out of this submission?
arujo-san will correct yan's mistake
imagine looking worse than dana
Why is Dana so strong?
u dont have 2
smash everybody
kill everybody
i am the champion, i am the king
wooooo
To the Canadabro who asked me about striking, sorry I missed you.
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After tearing my acl and meniscus not so much. I get scared to throw a teep because that’s how I tore it. I threw a teep at my sparring partner, he caught my foot and tried to yank it to throw me off balance and my knee just popped. I still have issues with it so I can’t spar anymore. But yes boxing for me, just hitting the bag and hitting mits is extremely satisfying. I’ll add thing that you don’t really learn how to fight if you’re not sparring. When I first started sparring I got my ass kicked even though I thought I was good at the time. Almost made me quit. But when I actually started getting better and realizing that I’m capable of kicking people’s asses then yes, it was an amazing feeling. It did a whole lot for my confidence. I started to find myself much more confident in any social situation because I really wasn’t afraid of anyone after seeing how bed most newbs really are at fighting and how out of shape the average person is. Not that I ever go around trying to fight people because you don’t know who has a gun or knife but it just made me a much more relaxed and level headed person. But honestly you can be in the shittiest mood and a nice session of some bagwork will lift your spirit. Not saying it’s really easy to get injured in Muay Thai. My issue was that I gained a bunch of weight after Covid because I went from training every day to not training at all when everything closed down. Went back to training full force after the gyms opened back up and I don’t think my body was able to handle that at my new weight. But now my knee is fucked forever. It sucks man.
>24 HOURS
SIMULATED
its a bird actually. pound for pound you fags get heemed back to the 1400s. american settlers wouldn't last a day here
what is the irony. please tell me
strikeforce masvidal
>Be me, some rando living in Mexico that exercises every other day
>Look better than a sport's industry American mogul with unlimited access to all kinds of roids
LG, life's good.
Ya'lls'es sleeping on this fight and it's kinda ticking me off not gonna lie. This has fight of the year potential.
Murder of the year potential. Aljo is a can
>tranhou
Mee woife is yo husbænd
>When your ass is actually better looking than your face.
Amongst all the generals in Yea Forums, heem probably has the worst taste in women athletes.
Dana didn't care about that cause the UFC purchased it.
Bitch.
wmma is filled with roidsluts
only sport where looking like a female in female division means automatic loss
Dana's head never looks right on his body. He's like an IRL leopard gecko
Bro, that horse is gonna have a heart attack. How much fucking tren are they shooting him with?
Mind you they made tren so that cattle can GAINZ mass quickly.
roidsluts are based
Holy fuck GIlbert is tiny compared to Khamzat
Unfortunately that's the truth. A legit beautiful woman, not mentally ill, will never win against a turbodyke like Nunes. Well, I mean, they don't usually do.
burns crybaby motherfucker
he's a fat lightweight
Okay I'm not gonna lie, rewatching the Fiziev Ridell right and the Herb stoppage was so fucking good. I hate that piece of shit gambling crack smoking Herb Dean but that was an amazing stoppage, a lot of refs would have stopped it a scecond too late.
By not being a catlet
it's worse from behind
Who cares
I thought it was a photoshoped toilet brush at first
That's just how horses look irl, b.
youtu.be
Haribo Goldbears are peak gummy bear
hes the interetim champ
yeah im literally retarded
mistakes happen bro. don't even sweat it
Is that arab incel still here? Howcome tills in the middle east have spray guns connected to them and tissues on the side? The way I understand it you spray the schaub out of your paige then put it back and use one piece of aljo to wipe it off. Thing i dont get is you disgusting fucks share an asshole sprayer?
FUCK MONSTER ENERGY
That's some lord of the rings shit homie.
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