NYM: Alonso tests negative for concussion after HBP
WAS: Juan Soto crushes solo homer in Nats' loss to Mets
NYM: Tylor Megill spins five scoreless in win over Nats
ATL: Austin Riley has three hits, homer in loss to Reds
CIN: Tony Santillan picks up first career save for Reds
CIN: Tyler Mahle posts seven strikeouts vs. Braves
LAA: Maddon: No plans to limit Ohtani's steal attempts
PIT: Hayes (thumb/forearm) expected to return Saturday
STL: Adam Wainwright goes six in shutout of Pirates
TOR: Guardians trade Zimmer to Blue Jays for Castro
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Cubs won
Reds won
Berds won
Mets won
Stros won
Dads won
eat shit
where can I download a complete replay of the reds/barfs game?
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Gonna jerk off to the barfs loosing?
Sneks pls
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UHHHHHHHHH PADRES????????????????????
dads fans were talking shit in the last thread
>le throw fast but nothing else relief man
So tired of this episode
>DBAGS
STRANDED THE BASES LOADED LOL
perhaps the padres should tried harder
inb4triple play
Go Sneks!
Is this nu though?
PREDICT HOW THE SNEKS WILL STILL LOSE
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you ready for the seth beer show this season?
Holy fucking shit, good shit sneks
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GO MY SNEKS I LOVE YOU
LETSGOOOOO
GG Dads see you tomorrow
Gg snekscot wherever you are. Even Melvin cannot save this fucking roster
GO-AHEAD WALKOFF THREE RUN HOME RUN BY SETH BEER ON NATIONAL BEER DAY
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>doyerfags
Damn Suarez, i believed in you T3T
"Put me in, coach!"
SETH BEER
What's going through his head right now?
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mexicans living in his head rent free
padres going to chill in a solid 3rd place NL west this year
you mean 5th place
padres sisters we got to cocky
>Padresing happens before LOLMETS
Yep, baseball's back.
Who doesn't get cocky?
thanks snek bros
Poodres and collapse go hand in hand
megill reminds me of matt harvey before he went to shit
kids gonna be solid.
wasn't even watching anything, just checked the score and now im here to laugh at the poodres
national beer day
I wonder how many BAJP had tonight
they should be moved to the AL west so they have a chance to compete
They could be 4th. I think Arizona may end up surprising everyone and the Padres will repeat 2015.
Looks like another season were it's the Doyers and Jints in the NL West.
padres are very suspect. this is probably the best mets roster in a very good while. if they fuck up, you're allowed to laugh at them. I just don't think the padres bullpen will help them at all this season. at least the mets pen is serviceable
KEK
Just has to stay healthy
mom can we we have jayce tingler
Mom: we have jayce tingler at home
Padres are crap shit even if Tatis is healthy.
he does this often, this isn't a fluke. very frustrating
1. Doyer
2. Jints
3. Rockies
yeah a lot can be said about the mets rotation. very good when healthy, but once more guys get hurt, it's not a pretty picture. you don't wanna see jordan yamamoto pitching now do you?
We'll be back stronger than ever, this is but a flesh wound. Well, it's a big knife right know m, infected probably. Damn, at least yu did good with that no hitter til that closer fucked up everything.
Giants
Dodgers
Padres
Dbacks
Rockies
Doubt Snakes jump that much but I could very easily see Padres behind Rockies. The team has 0 depth beside the MI and SP. I expect Grisham to go down in May and the season collapses.
Blasting a steel reserve rn in honor of seth
Probably by the time Tatis returns, the Poodres are eliminated from playoff contention
*dodgiants place angelic hand on dbacks shoulder*
"Go forth, son. You did well tonight."
>mfw the poodres shit on my 6 hitless innings
what even is the rockies rotation?
Why not walk one of the better hitters with an open base?
Why trust a reliever coming over from Japan to close?
Why?
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That must feel so good mane. Good for Beer.
Anyway I have to sleep, gnight lads
Getting into a wildcard game again would be enough for me desu
Night Scotfren
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I see Darvish being shipped off to a playoff team in August.
GG snek friend, seems my chaddies always struggle agaisnt the Dbacks when they shouldn't, at least the Yu look good and somewhat held off the Dbacks until that choke from the Japanese closer, yikes.
>sneks score 4 in the 9th
hahahahaha get it together dadres bullpen
Gonna say Seattle if they live up to expectations
Thank you for your continued watching of our sport
>tepera
Kill me lads
doubt seattle goes for darvish
He's not that tradeable imo, still making like $35M the next two years.
They could use a frontline guy. Feel like that's their missing piece.
Ohtani continuing the history of pitchers sucking dick at hitting.
My pirates ):
>Guardians lose
Good shit, hope that cucked fag team never wins a single game
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This has got to be the most hilarious call I've seen in a long time.
i'm more upset ohtani didn't throttle that because it would've been another legendary neris blown save
anglels are 4th place again this year it looks like