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NYM: Alonso tests negative for concussion after HBP
WAS: Juan Soto crushes solo homer in Nats' loss to Mets
NYM: Tylor Megill spins five scoreless in win over Nats
ATL: Austin Riley has three hits, homer in loss to Reds
CIN: Tony Santillan picks up first career save for Reds
CIN: Tyler Mahle posts seven strikeouts vs. Braves
LAA: Maddon: No plans to limit Ohtani's steal attempts
PIT: Hayes (thumb/forearm) expected to return Saturday
STL: Adam Wainwright goes six in shutout of Pirates
TOR: Guardians trade Zimmer to Blue Jays for Castro

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Cubs won
Reds won
Berds won
Mets won
Stros won
Dads won

eat shit

where can I download a complete replay of the reds/barfs game?

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www.download.com

Gonna jerk off to the barfs loosing?

Sneks pls

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UHHHHHHHHH PADRES????????????????????

dads fans were talking shit in the last thread

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>le throw fast but nothing else relief man
So tired of this episode

>DBAGS
STRANDED THE BASES LOADED LOL

perhaps the padres should tried harder

inb4triple play

Go Sneks!

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Is this nu though?

PREDICT HOW THE SNEKS WILL STILL LOSE

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you ready for the seth beer show this season?

Holy fucking shit, good shit sneks

>padres

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>POODRES

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GO MY SNEKS I LOVE YOU
LETSGOOOOO

GG Dads see you tomorrow

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Gg snekscot wherever you are. Even Melvin cannot save this fucking roster

GO-AHEAD WALKOFF THREE RUN HOME RUN BY SETH BEER ON NATIONAL BEER DAY

POODRES
>POODRES
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>doyerfags

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Damn Suarez, i believed in you T3T

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"Put me in, coach!"

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SETH BEER

What's going through his head right now?

>POODRES

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mexicans living in his head rent free

padres going to chill in a solid 3rd place NL west this year

you mean 5th place

padres sisters we got to cocky

>Padresing happens before LOLMETS
Yep, baseball's back.

Who doesn't get cocky?

thanks snek bros

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Poodres and collapse go hand in hand

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megill reminds me of matt harvey before he went to shit

kids gonna be solid.

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Matty Vbros....

wasn't even watching anything, just checked the score and now im here to laugh at the poodres

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national beer day
I wonder how many BAJP had tonight

they should be moved to the AL west so they have a chance to compete

They could be 4th. I think Arizona may end up surprising everyone and the Padres will repeat 2015.

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Looks like another season were it's the Doyers and Jints in the NL West.

padres are very suspect. this is probably the best mets roster in a very good while. if they fuck up, you're allowed to laugh at them. I just don't think the padres bullpen will help them at all this season. at least the mets pen is serviceable

KEK

Just has to stay healthy

mom can we we have jayce tingler
Mom: we have jayce tingler at home

Padres are crap shit even if Tatis is healthy.

he does this often, this isn't a fluke. very frustrating

1. Doyer
2. Jints
3. Rockies

yeah a lot can be said about the mets rotation. very good when healthy, but once more guys get hurt, it's not a pretty picture. you don't wanna see jordan yamamoto pitching now do you?

We'll be back stronger than ever, this is but a flesh wound. Well, it's a big knife right know m, infected probably. Damn, at least yu did good with that no hitter til that closer fucked up everything.

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Giants
Dodgers
Padres
Dbacks
Rockies

Doubt Snakes jump that much but I could very easily see Padres behind Rockies. The team has 0 depth beside the MI and SP. I expect Grisham to go down in May and the season collapses.

Blasting a steel reserve rn in honor of seth

Probably by the time Tatis returns, the Poodres are eliminated from playoff contention

*dodgiants place angelic hand on dbacks shoulder*

"Go forth, son. You did well tonight."

>mfw the poodres shit on my 6 hitless innings

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what even is the rockies rotation?

Why not walk one of the better hitters with an open base?
Why trust a reliever coming over from Japan to close?
Why?

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That must feel so good mane. Good for Beer.
Anyway I have to sleep, gnight lads

Getting into a wildcard game again would be enough for me desu

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Night Scotfren

YOU GUYS, T-MOBILE IS GIVING AWAY 1 YEAR MLB.TV SUBSCRIPTION

I see Darvish being shipped off to a playoff team in August.

GG snek friend, seems my chaddies always struggle agaisnt the Dbacks when they shouldn't, at least the Yu look good and somewhat held off the Dbacks until that choke from the Japanese closer, yikes.

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>sneks score 4 in the 9th
hahahahaha get it together dadres bullpen

Gonna say Seattle if they live up to expectations

Thank you for your continued watching of our sport

>tepera
Kill me lads

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doubt seattle goes for darvish

He's not that tradeable imo, still making like $35M the next two years.

They could use a frontline guy. Feel like that's their missing piece.

Ohtani continuing the history of pitchers sucking dick at hitting.

My pirates ):

>Guardians lose
Good shit, hope that cucked fag team never wins a single game

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CUBS DODGERS ROYALS CENTRALBROS LINSDEY ADLER IN THAT ORDER

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This has got to be the most hilarious call I've seen in a long time.

i'm more upset ohtani didn't throttle that because it would've been another legendary neris blown save

anglels are 4th place again this year it looks like