/SoTMG/ - Son of The Mask General

THIS IS THE PART WHERE

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>tries to team up with Sneed
Literally never happened, I've only ever seen Sneethlings attempt this

why do sneedfags always insist on inserting yourselves where nobody wants you to? you're like that aspie in class that always tries to say something witty but nobody laughs

Bane>Sneed>Mask

bane > POWER GAP > Mask > POWER GAP > another POWER GAP > BLACKED = Sneed = Cunny > Hey Arnold erotic stories

nice headcanon

the comics weren't good either

Mask is good but its nothing compared to the REAL king of Yea Forums

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this whole mask meme is seriously getting out of hand. Plz STOP IT NOW guys. plz

baneposting is the king of Yea Forums, dubsman is more like an institution. a religion. the church itself.

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t.

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"my bad"

Was this guy, from Son of the Mask, supposed to be the son of Jim Carrey's character? What was the connection between the two, if any?

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No dubs, no entry.

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It's the same guy every time. He lives in a little bubble and tries to make everything on Yea Forums revolve around his made up fake meme.

have sex

and....

>boogie

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That makes more sense.
For while Bateman may be the face of dubs posting, dubs as a phenomenon extends across all threads and movies.

Eerrhh....ahhhh....AAARRRRRRHHH!

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Sneed

"my bad"

youtube.com/watch?v=LEr4eeYSw_g

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Now where did the wife put that get

don't ya just looooove Halloween?

>*Texan accent*

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSNEETHIN'

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>When asked in a 2012 interview about whether the film's negative critical reaction had damaged Kennedy's morale in wanting do another project like this, Kennedy replied to the interviewer, "Yes. You got me right after a batch of bad interviews so I'm going to be honest with you about this. It does because I'm just being killed, absolutely killed... But honestly, doing this movie is an interesting experience because I just came off my show and Malibu's Most Wanted where I had a good amount of control. And then in this movie I didn't have any control. I just can't do that. I have to have my voice in there. If I can't, I'm just going to be like I'm doing someone else's thing. I have to have some of my voice because I have my own experiences that I lived through. All I can do is just try to make things independently. That's the only way you can do it. The only way you can do that is if you're a huge, huge, huge star. I'm not there yet. I'm just like a working actor."[15][failed verification] The poor reception of Son of the Mask, some of which attacked Kennedy personally, inspired Kennedy to co-create the documentary film Heckler, an examination of both hecklers and professional critics.

Somebody SAVE me....

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SSSSSSPUMIGANTE

Sneed

"MY BAD"

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I prefer the Italian remake

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>when the mask is a fake

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aAh

Fact: Sneed attacked first

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>"GOOD GOD!"
>"AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!"
Why was Alan Cumming as Loki so unironically based?

based

let me check my other pants

even though these are webms you can tell whoever made these is a tumblr fag. all it's missing is it being in gif format in black and white with the background static

>he's still crying after weeks

it was fun to laugh at Son of the Mask for a while, but I mostly came away from this appreciating how good the original movie is

Sneed. janny does it for free

Are we back? Okay. Can we get a definitive ranking of the genres of 'I Love You Baby'?

Hip-Hop
Elvis/Johnny Cash fusion
Country
Pop
Disco (Original version)

We need to settle this once and for all.

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I LOVE YOU BAYYYBEEE

How can one poster be so wrong?

Now where did the wife put those dubs

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Fuck off with your forced meme discord faggots.

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>he's STILL mad about being humiliated

"my bad"

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hey, i was here last night. Still got 'em

Fuck Jamie Kennedy and fuck sneed

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its a killshot!

>holding gun like that
>ever icing someone

>tries to team up with sneed
Never happened. They tried desperately to team with the Mask since they're on their way out.

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SHOOT HIM!

>I'm just like a working actor."[15][failed verification]

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formerly "your good"

they’re still rampant tho

I just calculated the frame numbers and cut it. I've never used Tumblr but you're actually right. Short and kinda annoying

>they
>implying there's more than one

t. reddit

Looks like my ex's pussy

prove it sneedshitter

sneed is so coy...

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Who goes there................

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>my bad

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Rap>Pop>Disco>Elvis>Country

Hi, sorry, I forgot my ID, am I still able to boogie and/or dance?

it’s way more likely that you’re that one poster that is constantly upset with these threads.
have sex

no ID, no party

dilate

Tax deductable?

At least the sneedfags are kind of organic, the Mask posting is pure astroturfed, Discord trannyism.

>At least the sneedfags are kind of organic
Cope.

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I´m going to fucking murder you andrés ordaz
STOP FUCKING MASK POSTING YOU NIGGER

tiermaker.com/create/this-is-the-part-where-you-rank-155635

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>sneedfags are kind of organic

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Could you at least get a new line? You've made this weak attempt in every thread for a week.

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This is probably the forced meme with the smallest kernel of initial legitimate humor before it went full "its funny because we're forcing it and it makes people mad XD" redditry. Feels very bottom of the barrel and halfhearted, like memesters just going through the motions because they have nothing better to do.

"M""y" "b""a""d"

this is a prime example of the depth and complexity of Le Fils Du Masque. As we can see the mask is dressed in a flamboyant, extravagant cowboy get up that commands everyone at the parties attention, as well as the viewers. This outfit matches the mask's bombastic energy that is loud, boisterous, and potent.

However, notice that the embroidered horses on the masks lapels are skeletal, with a rider on top. The pale rider. A harbinger. A mask is something worn to conceal, disguise, and deflect. The mask's outward appearance is that of a confident, outgoing, center of attention. But once the mask is removed, once we look deeper than the surface level, we see the truth. A hollow man who yearns for his own death. Ultimately, Le Fils Du Masque represents the false persona we all wear in public being shattered by the truth behind a paper thin veneer.

What do you really think you're gonna accomplish here?

is that you rob ager? psycho 2 sucks

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SEETHE
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU COPE

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You better cover up young lady

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Dead thread. Did you guys run out of things to talk about?

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what's his stand?

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better then that sneed shit

formerly worse

>Elvis/Johnny Cash
Have you fags never heard of lounge singers before?

>"There were lots of guns around on set during the filming [of Son of the Mask] and lots of liquor, a somewhat dangerous atmosphere. Jamie [Kennedy] had bodyguards who were heavily armed also. He liked guns - I liked guns too but I generally don't carry one, and it's hard to ignore a .45 lying on his chair. When I was working with him alone, it was very agreeable, but the more people in the room, the wilder Jamie would get."
>"Once while filming late at night Kennedy grabbed me, a bottle of Manischewitz in one hand and a revolver in the other. Shoving the gun against my neck, he said, “Al, I love you.” I slowly pushed the barrel away, replying, “I hope you do, Jamie.”

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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PUMIGANTE

Sneed!

ice this deadbeat

kino

PUMEGGIANTE

is this the new alt-right mascot?

I kinda agree but Mask is still based.
>Hey Arnold erotic stories
Wh-What?

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What the fuck is wrong with Italian people. This guy releases mask videos every single day and gets thousands of views and all comments are completely sincere and laughing wtf

those Hey Arnold fanfics (and the poster/writer) are based and definitely worth a reed

He said dubs, not duds.

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All these fake masks, pathetic

Don't you just looooooove DOYLE

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this is ground zero autism

how do I steal his look?

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>Never have I seen any trailer so poorly received. The first time I saw this teaser, it was in front of Return of the King, with an audience of Lord of the Rings fans, coming off a high generated by the fantastic Spider-Man 2 trailer they'd just ran before it. This one was greeted with boos and jeers. Granted, I started the booing, but I can't be held responsible for everyone else joining in. I'd swear I saw more than one person actually covering their eyes to avoid the pain of watching this thing. I hate it. They hated it. You will hate it. It isn't much of a stretch to predict that we will all also hate the movie.

>Watching the trailer for Son of the Mask is as close as you can get to being shot in the face without using any bullets. Making a Mask sequel without Jim Carrey makes about as much sense as putting together a Dumb and Dumber sequel without Carrey or Daniels. Oh, they did that already, didn't they?

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will trips suffice?

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The amount of dubs failure in this thread is everything wrong with Yea Forums in the current year

g-guys?
youtube.com/watch?v=udfchOtjqiI

OK

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That's the weirdest fucking part about that. Why did his face morph for the "do I feel lucky" scene? Did he actually thing that Jim Carrey changed his make-up because he looked meaner in that scene than in the rest?

I want to thank all of you for going to war with the real cancer infesting Yea Forums.
I'll take a mask thread over the farmer garbage any day.

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Again there is no war, sn**d shitters are just scared because a new meme popped out of literally nowhere add is bigger than their shit meme

Whatever's going on, I'm glad the sneedshit is getting put in its place.

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>Mask SNES game
>first stage is hours long
>Mrs. Peenman is final boss tier

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what did he mean by this?

>psycho 2 sucks
bro. you just posted cringe bro.

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How does the Italian mask rank?

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happy halloween cunt

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imagine sitting down for Return of the Kino and seeing THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=q4HyI0i1mPM

W-wait a minute bros, what's Ricardo gotten his hands on now? Could it be?

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pic related is objective truth

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Oh shit!

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All Ricardo would get when he put on the mask is a green face. His innermost desires are already his daily life.

youtube.com/watch?v=QTUoGgwCTug
Reminder that the OST version of Too Good to be True has an extra section, and if you haven't seen it you aren't a true fan.

Literally happened to me, kek. I think Dumb & Dumberer was one of the trailers too. The absolute state of movies in 2003-2005

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I thought Yea Forums's autistic forced memes couldn't possibly get any worse.

I was right. They're still exactly as bad a thing can possibly be.

bonbi mask cosplay when

That game is super hard.

my bad

Hey you with the face!

Surrender

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Kind of a shame he didn't just become a vocalist. That Neil Diamond part shows that he really can sing.

underrated.

Hey guys! Did you know that Jamie Kennedy has, for certain, sucked on Jennifer Love Hewitt's milkers?

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Yeah, it's literally just 1 guy ass blasted that people are posting things that aren't his forced spam

>the one other person with Jim Carrey-tier facial control doing a Mask cosplay

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And he is in every single thread without fail, it's funny. But sad.

Why did he hold it like this, again?

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Why is his hair plastic?

Uhhh...... sneed
LMAO

I used to do this shit when I was a kid because I wanted to feel like a tiny businessman with a tiny laptop

It's a scalp mask.

Wanted to let you guys know I found an actual high quality rip of SOTM and I'll be uploading it at some point in the next few days so Mask memes no longer have to be relegated to blurry artifacted horseshit. Rejoice, Maskchads.

There will be some other stuff too. You deadbeats will think it's Christmas in August.

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Claw grip is a pro tactic. He's obviously a top Melee tourneyfag.

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based and maskpilled

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>I'll take a mask thread over the farmer garbage any day.
This

MY BAD

based, where is the rip

I couldn't believe what I was seeing when I first saw this shit go down.

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How about The Mask?

Thanks for defeating sneedposting guys. I mean it.

Can someone please explain to me all this Mask posting shit?
Is this just some autistic faggot doing this same way Pest posting was big a few years ago?

So, where can I watch this train wreck in full?

Why would you ever want to do that

It's been two weeks dude, you have to just get over it.

Like I said, there will be some other stuff.

It'll be on Mega within a couple days.

Out of curiosity. Hey, I actually rented “Death Bed: the Bed that Eats People”, I like bad. And I want to see how much more of the movie is dubbed in post. Looks like a lot.

bless you maskchad, will keep a sharp eye out

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Video posted roughly 2 weeks ago got everyone remembering this movie and meme that it's good

Weird shit about Son of the Mask that stuck out for me now that I've seen it:
>sound editing is fucking garbage; everything but vocals and music are hauntingly quiet and this lends to a massively awkward atmosphere at all times
>what could be three CG animation teams working in tandem, one for the baby, one for the Mask effects, and one tertiary team for the sperm sequence
>entire movie is a weird clusterfuck of around 8 or 9 ideas, some conflicting
>Jamie Kennedy only performs as The Mask twice throughout the runtime
>the cars are lavish and phenomenal, from Loki's gorgeous Mustang, to Tim's Plymouth Road Runner, to the incredibly decked out Maskmobile that looked like a Joel Schumacher cocaine hallucination, not to mention four hydraulic lowriders bouncing around for a three second tracking shot
>the set design incredible, evoking a strong Pee Wee's Big Adventure aesthetic the likes of which would make Tim Burton jealous
>the entire atmosphere makes me wonder if the producers were trying to cash in on Spy Kids, which came out four years previously
>the screenplay was clearly written by people who have never said a single funny thing in their lives, despite priding themselves for their comedy
>traditionally animated segments, while brief, are fluid and well done

Son of the Mask felt like a bitter struggle between great ideas and fucking awful ideas and the fucking awful ideas ended up winning.

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>Guy posts dance scene from the second Mask movie (original one had the "Cuban Pete" dance scene, second one has something else)
>it's fucking garbage
>people find it funny because the Mask prostetics are so inferior to the first film and the actor looks unconfortable all the time
>keep posting it so much it rivals Sneed
>Sneedfags get mad and start spamming Mask threads
>mods delete Sneedposts but keep the Mask stuff up as a sign that they're taking sides
>a while later someone discovers there's this whole weird ass underground Mask fan community that does incredibly shitty and surreal Mask videos with up to 14 million views
>somehow
>shit doesn't make sense and half the comments are in spanish or italian
youtube.com/watch?v=DNPSx74B7I4
youtube.com/watch?v=ySkuqjsOkNk
youtube.com/watch?v=xQFSrJwAoZk
youtube.com/watch?v=UMGGFXOEPwY
>Maskposting is the best thing to happen to the board all year
Whole situation can be pretty much summed up as follows:
"My bad"

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>Sneedfags get mad and start spamming Mask threads
Sneedfag gets mad and starts spamming Mask threads*

based

correct

Sneed

Christ, Salvo's even uglier without the makeup.

he's cute you fag

You forgot about Alan Cumming playing twister with an infant.

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>the entire atmosphere makes me wonder if the producers were trying to cash in on Spy Kids, which came out four years previously
This is exactly why they hired Floop.

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oh god that must of been why I watched it as a kid, someone in my family saw Alan Cummings on the cover and thought of Spy Kids holy shit.

Also the mask sperm scene was apart of the film when I watched it, so maybe it was taken out of theatrical but I can confirm it was on the DVD within the film itself not bonus features.

The sperm scene isn't a deleted scene at all. That made it into the final and current cut.

That was a weird fucking scene to watch.

This is not true. It all started a thursday a few weeks ago, it was just one autist that previously failed to spam it but now succeeded.

cope harder Sneedfag (formerly and currently singular)

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What was he thinking?

the Son of the Mask is the baby, bc Tim Avery was wearing the mask when he impregnated his wife. That's why the baby has weird powers. Its connections to the first movie are that it's the same mask and Ben Stein plays the same character he did in the first one, briefly.

How did this movie even get made? They had to have known it was complete shit from the start

They didn't.

Spy Kids got made and made bank despite being fucking awful, so studios started to think that kids were at a point where they would watch anything.

Because it was good, fuck off.

nobody stopped them

Imagine typing all this for 3 pity (you)s

"My bad"

Im HIV

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Sneed lol

Salvo apparently doesn’t care for SotM, how can I take him seriously now?

Shame.

Sounds cool. Is there a discord to talk about maskposting?

>using discord
>ever

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Fils du masque just starting on cytube boys

Of course he doesn't, he's a mentally ill manchild stuck in the 90s hardcore.

Thanks for the heads up.

‘Za tier

>straight up grabbing his penis
Based.

Wtf why isn't anyone there

hey.... where's everybody going?

WHERE YA BOOOGGIIIEEEEEEEEE

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not going on unless they play the cartoon

based

mask posting literally saved us from the scourge of Sneed. Maybe now we can finally have a simpsons thread in the near future, as long as maskchads are there to protect it

SPUMEGGIANTE

based

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redpill me on The Mask comics lore

Here comes a new challenger:
youtu.be/54dnVIAGXQM?t=79

I step out of Yea Forums for a couple weeks and come back to find this. I'm in tears, I fucking love this god forsaken board.

Sneed

I'm looking at this newest autistic obsession and wondering how long this will last for. Remember the Pest?

Maskposting is like pestposting except there's more to it than the opening scene.
I LOVE IT

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The Pest didn't have an army of autistic italians obsessing over it for decades.

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SOMEBODY STOP HIM

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Stop trying to make this a thing, it will never be a thing.

I finally figured out what's been bugging be about the Son of The Mask Mask design. It has ears.

Son of a bitch, yeah. He's got ears. No other Mask had any at all.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

Cope harder.

Well of course. They need ears for the hair to frame his head correctly.

Sneed harder

>(The Mask Girl - Crazy Hunger)

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This is some Hey Kids tier shit.

Ready kids? Mask on.

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I want so gouge my eyes out.

>"DOYLE! Why isn't the tape running?"
>"I dunno, somebody stopped it."

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>hijo de el masque
Hijo DEL masque.

why didnt they just cancel this move instead of leaving it in development hell?

Why can't you just think for yourself instead of obediently following the herd?

>Maskchads.
this doesn't work
Chad is the corny mini-antagonist of Tim in SOTM
in context of SOTM, chad is an insult

Prime Diaz was fucking perfect

Is this movie worth watching for the memes?

no, only the merry parties scene

It's worth watching period.

Yes. There's some truly bizarre shit that'll floor you, too.
Like Alan Cumming playing twister with an infant and the two of them turning into a disturbing entangled nightmare.

*JAW DROPS TO THE FLOOR*

Holy.... ME LIKEY WHAT ME SEE, BABY!!!!

*TONGUE FALLS FROM MOUTH AND ROLLS ON THE GROUND*

HUMMINAH HUMMINAH AWEOOOOOOOOOOGAAAH!!

*PULLS TOILET FLUSHER FROM THIN AIR*

*FLUSHING SOUND*

*TONGUE ROLLS QUICKLY BACK INTO MOUTH*

*JAW SNAPS BACK*

'scuse me fellas....

*readjusts cravat*

WOAHHHHHHH MAMMMA

That's a one spicy meat ball :DDDD !!!

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Sneed

YEA YEA YEA YEEAAAAA

>Elvis

It's Tom Jones

Wasn’t as bad as everyone memed it to be

So this is the new forced meme to replace sneed. Pitiful, really. You ought to try harder, it's only your reputation on the line.

"''"""my bad"""""

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You tried.

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son of the mask is a masterpiece

son of sneed

why does son of the mask laugh like that?

seed of the sneed

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>capeshit
ew no thanks

This is the part where you run away

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to..good..to..be

I have to watch this movie now because of you faggots

>this thread is still up

I love you, fellow Maskchads

You're in for a really fucking bizarre ride. It's bad. Believe me, it's fucking terrible. But it's bad in a shitload of weird ways, and you're gonna sit there, stunned, wondering how in the fuck this made it off the drawing board. There isn't a movie quite like it.

I can’t wait

you've seen the halloween party scene already, surely
now imagine 1 and a half hours of that

the halloween party and the ending are the only parts with jamie kennedy mask though

I meant more like the horribly unfunny jokes, bad cgi and stilted dialogue

>Completely butt naked when sitting in the chair.
>Diaper suddenly manifests as it jumps out of the chair.
The power of the mask is truly out of this world.

>why u bein the mask brah?

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>HAHAHA
Why does he laugh? What was funny?

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LMAO

Coldest take in the universe. Baaah baaaaah baaaaah little sheep.

I always wanted to know this too.

he is laughing at the absurdity of his existence

When will post about the mask die?

youtu.be/1LisCcC8dWg

Here you go

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The coldest take is saying it's garbage with zero redeeming qualities.
There's a lot of actual madness that I'd never seen before and knew I'd never see again. It's a masterpiece of what I can only describe as insanity.
It's bad almost by design, as though its team was daring each other to outbad the other.

he wasn't, he did that to not die from an aneurysm

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>FRENCH CITY IN DA HOUSE
Why does he refer to himself as 'french city'?

The transition between the country section and the hip-hop section is some serious kino.

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Ska
youtube.com/watch?v=-hXdJ3uhSxk

With a little pension on top!

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GIVE ME BACK MY DUBS!

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Surely you don't mean Spy Kino?

I have a high quality copy of the film. Any requests for screenshots?

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cowboy mode

upload the damn thing to Mega

Is Son of the Chuck (Sneed) the greatest kino of our generation or what?

this, we all need a copy for kinosseur and meme purposes

There's a scene past halfway through the movie around one of the times that Loki tries to kidnap the Son of the Son of the Mask.
A huge steel barricade blocks Son of the Mask's escape, and it has "Loki is a God in the sack."
Screenshot that because holy shit that made me do a double take the first time I saw it.

the horror...

timestamps

I've never seen anybody so thoroughly misunderstand what made the shit that he was laughing at funny, and then attempt to translate it.

upload it mega and share it in the next thread, this is about to bump.

youtu.be/54dnVIAGXQM?t=64

youtu.be/92Ks9sJtMXw?t=136

it's 25gb, takes some time

">my bad"

The "god in the sack" thing was almost exactly an hour in. Like a few seconds after the hour mark.

that's a big file

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Just got a new car and need new plates
How about this: 2GD2BTRU

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How did this guy get even remotely famous?

>25gb
...wtf kind of quality did you get it in? but yeah 25gb upload for a meme is rough, maybe consider editing out everything except the party scene to save on upload time and to get that spreading asap. 25gb footage in Premiere or iMovie (in premiere you can render lower than export than the export to save time) would still be a pain but the upload would be kinder.

So why was the baby such a dick to Tim?

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*in premiere you can render lower while the footage is in the timeline to save time, but the export would be fine still be fine.

who else thought maskposting was cringe a few days ago but then got caught up in the boogie and hte dancing?

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is that his set up?
i genuinely wonder what he listens.

>he doesn't know kino when he sees it

This fucking movie, man.

Yep that's it. Thanks.

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it's a direct blu-ray rip (i.e. a full image of the disc)

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He was in Scream and then had a gay prank show. "Brah you just got X'd!"
I don't know how I can enjoy impractical jokers so much while literally every other hidden camera show is complete dogshit

What was Loki trying to convey here? Who was this message directed at?

who is this hottie btw?

He also made a small break with Malibu's Most Wanted. It wasn't critically praised or anything, but it got enough asses in enough seats to get the producers' attention.

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good god the frame is even more uncomfortable without youtube's compression.

dem dick suckin lips

the daughter of the son of the son.
look into his soul

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nosehair lol

Malib's Most Wanted was alright but after looking it up Scary Movie 3 came out 6 months later with half the cast of MMW as the friends of the wannabe rapper character which I now realize is completely shitting on Jamie Kennedy and his half assed impersonations

not for the masked man

i didn't realise he was the nerd in scream. honestly it didn't look like he had much of a career to begin with