Can anybody tell me why this board hates these movies so much...

It's not even that, you brain dead retards. They're boring, formulaic, lowest common denominator, CGI driven conveyor belt trash that undercut most of their serious moments with forced normalfag humor. These movies are bad and you're retarded if you like them. Especially The Avengers movies.

Ant-Man duology and IW were the only good movies.

bring in a lot of newfags

They're the McDonalds of cinema

Hey shills if you post so quick it becomes obvious that you three were just waiting and it looks fake as fuck. Learn some restraint because the relentless shilling of these movies are the main reason we hate them so much. Also they are all garbage but still

At any given moment if you said to the producers of these films "if we do it this way it will be a profound and meaningful instance of artistic brilliance, but if we do it this way the algorithms predict a 2.28% higher projected social media saturation quotient for this portion of the film" they're going to pick the second one. The medium of film has no value to the people behind these films except as a means of making money.

>they all range from pretty good to great
You need to watch more films.

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>my fake super hero character is more powerful than yours!
>no! My fake superhero character has the ability to reverse time
>Yes but my fake superhero character can read minds!

Who gives a shit. A bunch of stupid 20 and 30 something sad children who never grew up are arguing about some make believe bullshit to line the pockets of Disney. I'm not interested and quite frankly neither should any adult.

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The movies range from boring to bad actually, find a better company to shill for buddy

to add to this: spend your time improving yourself and not wasting hours in some fantasy land than will never return anything to your life. That's what capeshit is, a waste of your time

I know it' a bait thread but the action/acting are bad , the characters arent developed through the 10 movies and act/joke like manchildren while women act mature and reasonable always same gag ,forced diversty for marketing ,meme badguy,cringe script and most importantly all the disney agent like you
they are all the same if you saw 2 movies you saw them all

they're pretty fun, enjoyable shlock

>normalfag
yeah so you dislike because of it's popular. Dumb contrarian

>from what I've seen they all range from pretty good to great

Sorry user but you're clearly retarded and we can't explain why eating your own cum covered shit is bad in any way that your down syndrome mind would comprehend.

Perhaps the same could be said of all movies

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Not an argument

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Black panther is shit because it tells black people of an impossible scenario that they are any thing more than dancing monkeys we laugh at for our entertainment.

I'm amazed there is no character development in these movies and we had 22 of them. They all stay the same, facing the same kind of challenges in the same ways. It's surely deserves the title of "dullest franchise" over Harry Potter

they are predictable crap meant for children who dont have the capacity to realize that it is predictable. And they have replaced the charm that makes classic disney films (that are also extremely predictable) watchable for adults with pathetic tension breaking quipping that is always carefully measured as to keep its PG13 rating while seeming just edgy enough for manchildren to think they arent kids movies.

I even like some of the marvel movies. But they steal screen time from good and ORIGINAL movies. Originality is my favorite trait in film. Whenever a marvel movie is shown in a theatre it steals possible screen time from 3-4 original movies. And that’s a good enough reason to hate Marvel even though they make some decent movies

based and also redpilled

Iron Man occasionally has some character development but then the next movie comes along and he just goes back to factory settings.

The best scene in all 21 films was 2 movies in guys. It just peaked early that's all.

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You could make the same sarcastic snide remark about Scientology

As someone who literally loves Phase 1 sans Avengers, I can honestly say that whoever genuinely thinks that Phase 2 and 3 are good is just a massive retard. I get that many people love to shill for Disney but the movies have become objectively bad. The CGI has obviously decreased in quality to the point that Iron Man 1 looks better than Endgame, Infinity War, Ragnarok, and Black Panther. The character development happens offscreen for most characters and every serious moment is fucked up by the worst possible jokes. There is just no proper effort anymore because Disney knows regular audiences will eat their shit up

I watched X-Men the other day and I noticed that this scene would never be played straight in the MCU, the dialogue would just be quip after quip.

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contrarianism and /pol/ being stupid enough to think disney is leftist

Now that the thanos saga hype is over, can't wait to shitpost the plummeting box office numbers causing capeshit fags to seethe

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Iron Man 2 gets too much hate.

GotG2 is one of the few decent ones.
You are too pleb even for capeshit.

>they all range from pretty good to great
You have to be joking. It's literally the same plot with different masks, with a splash of colorful but poorly done CGI, forced jokes and enough politics to scare anybody who dares to criticize those movies.

>hey all range from pretty good to great
watch more movies

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1) they feel like a remake of the same movie 15 times
2) only thing normie friends go to see in cinema
3) because of this endless capeshit trash different potentially interesting blockbusters are not being made

I want capeshit to stop in general, not just Marvel. We literally get the exact same formula rehashed 4-5 times per year- either a copletely generic origins movie, a generic sequel with a disposable villain or a crossover. It puts other projects on a permanent backburner and Hollywood has gotten stale as shit.

cant disagree. i enjoy the movies as an actual comics buying person.

but i dont like how they rely so much on test screening to tell them how the movie should go and normie targeting... at the same time i cant blame them for trying to make as much money as possible and not treating comic properties like art house pieces

brainlet tier shit catered to pleasing the widest possible demographic possible in order to generate the highest revenue possible while shilling for endless merchandise to once again generate the highest revenue possible

Try actually watching them instead of parroting what Yea Forums tells you, retarded faggot

The only director worth noting in the current fad is James Gunn. Even Favraeu can't direct them on different cycles.

>Ad-hominems totally make up for my lack of proper arguments!

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I've seen Captain America The First Avenger, Iron Man 1 and 2, The Avengers, and both MCU Spider-Man movies. None of them were very good and they all felt like they were made on a conveyor belt. Sorry your capeshit movies that are literally designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator in sacrifice of doing or saying anything interesting aren't very good.

Did we watch the same fucking movies? Literally nothing you retards say is true. Did you just repear what Yea Forums told you, you NPC faggots?

>I've seen Captain America The First Avenger, Iron Man 1 and 2, The Avengers, and both MCU Spider-Man movies.
So you saw the shittiest ones? Okay. The only good movie you saw was Iron Man 1. Try watching any of the movies directed by the Russo's, those are legitimately great

we've reached a lowest common denominator in making films. they've had to dumb everything down to the lowest level possible so chinese as well as mexicans and central americans in the US can understand it. the end result is just mindless garbage like 90% of MCU movies and fast and the furious type shit.

GotG 1 was good, GotG 2 just fucked up all the characters and had some of the worst forced humor I have ever seen in a film

>watch 5 of them
>heh... try watching the good ones
Fuck you, retard.

I don't like a majority of them but why don't you like the first avengers? That is honestly one of the best ones.

Infinity War was garbage and worse than The Avengers even

>t. brainlet

The first and second acts were fucking awful, the jokes rarely land and the acting is shit along with some of the worst green screen I have ever seen in a major blockbuster. The third act was okay and overall pretty fun, but the first two acts fucking ruin it.
If it were cut down to 90 minutes and had a better director, it could've been pretty great.

Yes, the series had a pretty rough start. I enjoyed Phase 1 as a kid but they don't hold up. Now Phase 2 and 3 are mostly pretty great. Try watching those instead. Winter Soldier, Iron Man 3, Civil War, GotG, Ant-Man, Doctor Strange and Infinity War were all pretty great. They're not masterpieces by any stretch of the imagination, but they're solid 7/10's.

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>Good
Iron Man (2008)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Avengers: Endgame (2019)

>Okay
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

>Not Good
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Ant-Man (2015)
Doctor Strange (2016)

>Bad
None. Surprisingly.

>Haven't Seen
Thor (2011)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Black Panther (2018)
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
Captain Marvel (2019)
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

that movie disappointed me even in 2012, can't really point out exactly why. i had huge expectations i guess.
they kept selling it as the big exciting assemble when 3 of its major characters had not been introduced yet (technically BW had but she was a side character from an iron man movie...)

capeshit is for retards like you

>Captain America: Civil War (2016)
What's wrong with that one? I really liked it.

But that post is retarded

really boring until the plot twist with Winter Soldier. Spider-Man added nothing to it.

>Main character is a douche
>Learns to be less of a douche
>Stops bigger douche from carrying out generic doomsday plot.
>Quips are had.
Repeat 30+ times.

>Trashnarok
>good
>Endgame not being in "okay"
Pleb patrol is out today, I see.

Captain America, Peter Quill and basically every main character who isn't Tony Stark isn't a douche, though.
>Quips are had.
Depends on how they're done, the quips work in Winter Soldier, they happen at the right moments and don't fuck up the mood. Though they were pretty unbearable in Avengers and GotG 2.

>Cap finally gets his waifu
>Thor finally grows up and Loki becomes a good guy
how are any of these bad things?

80% no personality NPC try to hate what is popular
19% guilable sheep try to conform to board culture
1% jealousy DC fan

There are some legitimate reasons to hate these movies however, like how they constantly take the spotlight compared to other movies and severely samages their box office potential. It's essentially a monopoly and that's never good.

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You stupid motherfucker I can't believe you'd post that

>The best scene in all 21 films was 2 movies in guys. It just peaked early that's all.
Gay

Reminder Genndy storyboarded Iron Man 2.

see

How are those things not bad? It's straight-up bad writing. I don't think I need to explain Cap's situation. Thor wised up by the end of the Dark World and Loki was set up to be the big bad guy but they just had to make the characters do a 180 just to have the characters bicker for an entire film because Americans have absolute shit taste in humour.
You guys only like it because it's what you wanted and obvious fanservice but from a storytelling perspective, it's trash.

Many miscast
Directors mocking fans on twitter
Lesbian producer bringing only her "special friends" to MCU
Kevin Feige says he is disgusted with leotard suits in Marvel comics sperm it on MCU

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>pretty good to great
stop bating

>both do a 180 on their original character arcs and their motivations in previous movies and their development before/during IW and ED

Taika already ruined Thor with this movie that doesn't deserve the title 'Ragnarok'.

Honestly the movies are all fine. They’re just fine action movies. Nothing special. That’s why I don’t get it. They don’t try to be anything else. And I don’t understand why there’s universal choices for the bad ones, like Iron Man 2, Thor DW and GotG2 when they’re all just as fine as the others.

the people who think “lowest common denominator” is a criticism for anything are probably the same people who seethe hard when wordsmith contrarians like Arnold White run laps around their feeble minds by praising shit like Adam Sandler