/heem/

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I hate women.

I hate women but I love their bodies.

Post her nudes

I hate

no one reply to the jordanian larper in this thread thanks xo

tecia torres will win her match

why b? Jordan Leavitts a peach of a beast

ok p word

isn't WMMA in the UFC the best base for betting? Sheems are rare, it's usually just boring predictable decisions. Usually you can clearly see where the value is with women, men are trickier.

Gay chudcel
Straight

I FUCKING HATE WOMEN
FUCKING SLUTS
I WNAT THEM ALL TO GO INTO MMA
AND FUCKING KILL EACHOTHER
HEIL HITLER

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Oh fer ser b a hunnerd percent I agree but I disagree my man

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faggot line

'bout men with womanly bodies,they okay?

Excuse me sir you're being pulled over for posting directly under the faggot line. Have you suggd any dicks today b?

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So fucking beautiful I’m gonna jerk off

looks like youre below the line b

Interesting that you chose to type under the line b

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Costa knows too much

it seems the pot has called the kettle black

Chudsta is a tranny loving loser

Undeniable list. If you don't agree say why b

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he likes to shitpost with us

what the fuck even is that top pic

Oh no no no coralbros...

where megan anderson?

no penis van zant

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Loureda is number one because I want to shove my face in her ass

God, got Paige and Schaub all over the Till, moms gonna freak, better go grab some Aljo paper

That's like rating pieces of shit from least to most smelly b, reality is there isn't a single good looking woman in the UFC and I'm sick of you faggots posting ugly ass bitches all the time.

And? Exactly. Now shut the fuck up before you get handled by a jacked taiwanese boy.

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you're gonna suck him?

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is meng in a cell right now b? tell me it aint so

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are we fapping to PVZ droppin logz or no

I am so fucking lonely I want a girlfriend so fucking bad im not even a loser I just live in a brown shithole full of inbred losers that will kill me for going out on a date with their daughter or sister, I need to have sex, I need a woman in my bed, I need to feel the touch of a woman, I need to smell a woman.

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interesting...

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You mean Chinese b? People who live on the island of Tasmania don't call themselves Tasmanian they're Australian

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Apollo lunar modul. Looking like a primary school art project

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My island not called China retard monkey

dont know whats that like and im sorry for you bro. try to focus on getting money and immigrating to another country. all the best

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Why don't you just go to their father and trade a daughter for like 5 goats or something. I don't know how your country operates, sorry.

Talmbout hell in a cell, b?

>This nigga on the left
>His crush relatives on the right.

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PLEASE get this nigga some PUSSY

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smell in a cell

Funny you should say that, b. I'm on snapchat rn w/ a cute 18 y/o. I'm way older. Should I try and bone her or will her dad beat me up?

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just realized all of you are racists. shan't be coming back.

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It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Only way I could get a bitch through her father is if I'm rich or have a good degree, plus I don't want to get with some random bitch I need real love I want to know her.

it's not me it's you, b

oh so now the dern coomers come out of the woodwork after the presser?

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one audio from your gf screaming like a maniac because of some silly shit you did/said and all of this will be detox'd out of your body in a nanosecond

What you are searching for is not real. It is a creation of your mind. This concept you have of woman does not exist.

any particular reason you are so horny b? if you're a virgin, you had all your life not having sex, cant you wait a few more years?

big facts right here, pay attention coral and jordan

i've had multiple relationships (I know) and never been yelled at. I do the yelling in the relationship.

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based spainbro knower

Imagine being imprisoned in a cell, getting starved for days, then every hour someone comes in with the most delicious foods you could think of, he places them all in front of your cell, you can smell every single one, but you can't taste it, you can never eat any of it, now imagine being me, I go out every day and see whores dressed like sluts, their tits bouncing around, their fat asses jiggling up and down as they walk, their soft feminine voices and their dick sucking lips, every I see it but I can't do anything, this country is fucked, women dress like whores but men cant even talk to them, I wish burkas were mandatory under threat of death.

So neither one yelled at you. Got it, b.

>trips
Give her the T-wood

legitimately just happened to me as you posted this. She got pissed, slammed my door shut - locked me in my room and screamed at me for 20+ mins. She left, now I’m on heem shitposting in an attempt go get my mind off the fact that she makes me want to neck myself. Stay single bros.

This is because you don't assert yourself as a man by showing her how strong you are.

my gf always rages at me and smashes her fucking phone on her forehead cause i browse heem instead of watching gay movies with her. i hate this fucking bitch so much.

I'm not a cuck sheep I wouldn't allow her to raise her voice at me
I'm fucking tired of sleeping alone at night I want someone to touch, I want s warm body to hold on to while I'm in bed sleeping is it too much to ask?

maybe you should take up a hobby

>my gf always rages at me and smashes her fucking phone on her forehead
nigga lmao does she really

just get a goat or something abdulah, mashalla

And then they want you to take them shopping. What is up with that? Bitch im not made out of money!

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Watch your back Gilbert...

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I am so fucking lonely I want a girlfriend so fucking bad im not even a loser I just live in a brown shithole full of inbred losers that will kill me for going out on a date with their daughter or sister, I need to have sex, I need a woman in my bed, I need to feel the touch of a woman, I need to smell a woman.

Nigga you can’t even talk to girls and now you’re saying you’d bitchslap one if she yelled at you

Fuck. You.

why does cumshot seem so emotional recently, bad weight cut?

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/heem/ will always be homebase for me, in all sincerity I love you bros. You’ve gotten me through hard times whether you know it or not. I feel your pain, user.

>I am so fucking lonely I want a girlfriend so fucking bad im not even a loser I just live in a brown shithole full of inbred losers that will kill me for going out on a date with their daughter or sister, I need to have sex, I need a woman in my bed, I need to feel the touch of a woman, I need to smell a woman.

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because he's a sissy swedish boy

insane how attractive she is

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im trying to imagine this irl and i cant stop laughing wtf is wrong with her

just get the /heem/ gf

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He is an uppity little bitch who thinks he is above the press even tho they have given him his career.

the grass is always greener on the other side

Testing

You might be mentally ill