Tries to scape from prison with a shitty plastic mask trying to pass as his own daughter

lol

Are Brazilian prisons the ones where the prisoners jellify each other's arms and carve their hearts and brains out?

It's even funnier now he's dead. Looks like Brazilian authorities fucked up yet again.

Did she meet her Dad who had a short cameo in Drive?

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you can already have yourself transferred to female prisons by claiming to be a tranny in some places. and it's a great deal too, female prisons are like a kindergarten.

brazil is hell on earth

The most dangerous place to visit

was he a manlet?

and that's unironically a good thing

Yep. Even in hell he is in a better place now kek

Hell doesnt exist

>hangs himself in his cell one day after
You got to be fucking kidding me.

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All South Americans are manlets

>dont hang yourself
>former drug lord laughing stock in prison
>get raped killed humilated
>not hanging yourself
damn

yea they did this movie already

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I'm not
g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2019/08/06/traficante-que-tentou-escapar-de-presidio-vestido-de-mulher-e-encontrado-morto-em-cela.ghtml

translated for you, big guys

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Lmao what is that movie jajajajaajjaajja

>known as "manlet"
oh no no no no no no

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His master plan failed and he was left completely hopeless

He didn't have a choice really, his life would have been hell in prison after that.

>manlet
What??

Stupid söyboy showing off to his fat gf behind the camera

he is in jail now btw.

"baixinho" is a brazilian slang for "little guy" or "manlet" just like "corno" is a slag for "cuck"

I think the fact that the guards humiliated him by filming him slowly remove his disguise and upload it n internet didn't boost his self esteem either. Heknew that coming out of solitary confinment he would be a laughing stock

>filming him slowly remove his disguise and upload it n internet didn't boost his self esteem either
source?

What's a muchacha? When I was at a bar once a bunch of guys kept laughing and using that word and I think they were talking about me

Bullshit

user your sex doll is here

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youtube.com/watch?v=xPFZ-T3y3Vw

Do you guys really believe he committed suicide?

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i got a boner

that's spanish, but when we use it as a word for "woman" or "girl"

So are you a manlet or one of those retards that actually likes cops?

wearing a bra...
why?

or reborn as a rat

There wasn't a lot of options for him to be honest

really? he hung himself? kek.

Brazil gang leader found dead in cell after masked jailbreak attempt
Clauvino da Silva’s death days after escape bid dressed up as his daughter seen as humiliation for overcrowded jail system
The Brazilian gang leader whose attempt to escape prison dressed as his daughter made global headlines has been found dead in his cell in Rio de Janeiro.
The state prison service, Seap, said officers found the body of Clauvino da Silva, 42, on Tuesday morning at the high security prison complex he had attempted to flee. It added that he appeared to have taken his own life.
Silva, a member of Brazil’s Red Command drug faction, had been serving a nearly 73-year sentence when he tried to flee on Saturday with the help of a silicone mask, a black bra and wig, and a skin-tight T-shirt emblazoned with three pink doughnuts.
The gangster, known by his alias Baixinho (“Shorty”), had apparently hoped to trick prison officers into thinking he was his 19-year-old daughter, who had been visiting.
But suspicious officials stopped Silva as he tried to leave the compound and demanded he strip before their cameras. That video went viral in Brazil and around the world and Silva was moved into solitary confinement as punishment.
Authorities had celebrated foiling the criminal’s jailbreak, distributing photographs and video of his unusual disguise to the media.
But Silva’s death represents the second major humiliation for Brazil’s notoriously overcrowded jail system in just over a week. In late July 58 prisoners were killed – 16 of them beheaded – during an eruption of horrific gang violence in the Amazon state of Pará.

Two days after the bloodbath – one of Brazil’s worst since 111 people died during the notorious 1992 Carandiru massacre – another four prisoners died as they were transferred to another prison unit.
According to reports in the Brazilian media, half of the victims were yet to be put on trial.

yeah...if he didn't killed himself the other inmates would have done it for him...painfully

Probably what his jailmates were asking.

That's amazing

pretty kino

bravo Nicolas Winding Refn

This is the perfect Oscar bait role for RDJ

he didn't want to give anyone any wrong ideas
i mean it is brazil, imagine some prison guard seeing some perky jailbait titties and dragging him off to rape but to only find out its el manletto

>Known as “Manlet”
Is Brazil just Yea Forums: The Country?

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kino

Somebody stopped him...

>trannies
>big bundas
>almost anarchy
>corruption
Yeah, it fits.

essentially dudette, they were calling you a fairy

youtube.com/watch?v=sY80oOHt-wc

Have fun in hell

My religion says you go to hell, what now lol

manlets, bad luck till the end

What? why? for trying to escape?

Yes it does.
Its called California.

youtube.com/watch?v=WSSSq4KjRxw

Epic

unironically is

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I'm as tall or taller than the guy with the beard, and this still pisses me off.

disguised as a little girl. Reputation is very important in prison.

>In late July 58 prisoners were killed – 16 of them beheaded – during an eruption of horrific gang violence in the Amazon state of Pará.

>According to reports in the Brazilian media, half of the victims were yet to be put on trial.

oops

Prisoners killing each other? oh no the horror...

Nobody here cared who he was until he put on the mask

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I still laugh everytime I remember the aussies sold them highly flammable eucalyptus trees en masse

Real-life shitposting

gullible fucking retards

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t.baixinho

Baixinho means 'Shorty'

all right little man no need to get offended

>brazil

Short men like that shouldn't be allowed to be cops. Neither should fat people, it's just embarrassing. Find some other way to cope with your shortcomings other than being a 30k a year government goon, you look ridiculous

You misspelled "Russia" as "Brazil."

pls Come to Brazil, we need to bleach our people

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9/11

brazil is hot hell aka tartarus while russia is cold hell aka cocytus

>30k a year
Where do live that cops make that little?