/nba/ Larden Edition

This is the thread fuck you.

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Took her on a trip and then I spinned her like Siakam

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my nuggies :)

so who the fuck would even want simmons or harden now? really a meaningless trade.

ENERGY STATUS?

anyone else not really a gamer but enjoy watching speedruns

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IT WAS EMBIIDS TURN

>monk can't play with the pups
can't believe the lakers found their new goat.

What happened

before this thread gets too busy, don't forget james harden had 13 points in 39 minutes just now.

What are the matchups in the east?

>jokic fans

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Jokic at the half:
17 points
9 rebounds
4 assists
8/11
+24
MVP frontrunner

>Kawhi Leonard has won three out of four games that hes played

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>booker and ja all nba 1st team - shaq
how does this make lukacels feel?

time moves fast huh Lakers

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so we're letting retards that can't even set their trip right make the thread now

I'm gonna recreate 13 reasons why irl but it's gonna be reasons why and the 2 reasons will be doc rivers and james harden

Fuck the Lakers always but all my respect to Austin Reaves.

Jokic is proving once again why he is this year's MVP.

Hamburger Harden for Brick Simmons. The ultimate meme trade.

if jokic is so good then why hasn't he ever done anything

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>The superstars being outplayed by the bench scrubs
SO CUT MY WRIST AND BLACK MY EYES

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So what will be the cope from Warriors fans tonight?

what would a ring, a FMVP and possibly a back to back regular season MVP add to Jokers position in the all time list?

a fucking lot, except maybe the back to back mvp which doesn't say a ton imo
nash got back to back MVPs. and he deserved them. but it doesn't help his legacy

Top 20 all-time.

he won an mvp

do you actually live in nepal or is that a vpn

chimneybros???? smoke status??

I keep saying this. Lakers need to get rid of Melo, Westbrook and Street Clothes, let Bron play out his contract, and build around Malik Monk and Austin Reaves.

People be lazy as fuck, thread goes 50-60 points over the limit every day and no one wants to make a thread.

If the trip decides to do it, we just have to live with it

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What cope faggot. These games don't matter.

Imagine if the Lakers bench played like this when it mattered

holy shit the constant fellating of jokic here is just fucking insufferable.

this is how you retards look right now

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hello

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better me than a leaf.

i live here

Honestly, I'm loving all this love for Jokic to go b2b in the media, but I just don't want it
Everyone knows that Denver is getting eliminated in the 1st round
It would just look stupid

they traded everything for this while managing to make things even worse this season. they will be a sub .500 team for many seasons to come.

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THT is going off right now also

so when the suns win 63 games they're frauds but when the warriors are losing to the worst team in basketball history these games don't matter got it

whats your opinion on Vietnam?

my wuff are finding a legendarily stupid way to choke

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>Raps embarrass the Sixers
>Raps 905 going to G league semi-finals
Just can't stop winning

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suns
mavs
dubs
bears

heat
coin toss
celtics
bucks

They tried

i have none

if the lakers actually win, lebron has to retire.

>worst team in basketball history
kek

UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH LAKIESISTERS???????????????

HOW ARE WE BETTER WITHOUT LEXING, ADNP AND westJOSEPHSMITH?!?!?!?!?!?!

FIRE EVERYONE!!!!!!
GIVE AUSTIN REEVES THE MAX
BUILD AROUND MALIK MONK....

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>the one night the nuggets decide to stop being frauds

the chimney needs ja. he demolished these losers

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Is there any real weed there or just tourist rip off stuff

You could keep him as well. The main thing is getting rid of those three I mentioned before. From there you could also sign Zion or Lamelo.

Hell, sign both. Even with all the shit, LA is still a good place to play basketball.

This is the MVP of a professional league

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Rappiesisters getting their hopes up is gonna make it even better when Philly eliminates them in the first round

Come on at least one upset

both, dont come to this shithole with the intent to go anwhere other than those tourist traps

met this laker fan. she wanted me to fart on her tits. i did.

no big deal.

Jokic might not play the 4th this blowout is so big. He needs that trippie dubbie and 30 points to win the narrative

>warriors vs jazz playoff series
>crippled team vs fraudulent team
Who wins?

Let him get his MVPs now and in the next few years they'll compete for the title if Murray and MPJ get healthy.

This man needs 11 more pts to get 2000 pts, 1000+ rebounds and 500+ in a single season. Masai get this man in Toronto whatever it takes.

wait what the fuck my wuff were playing hard to fight out of the play in why are the nuggets absolutely destroying the ja-less grizzlies (the actual best team in the league)?

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>Headband Joker

Are you seeing this shit?!

warriors are pretty much healthier than ever rn

the team that has to play either.

What about hiking the Annapurna circuit? Ive always wanted to do it via the Upper Pisang, it looks incomprehensibly beautiful.

This is year one of a rebuild. Even if they flunk out of the first round they're already doing better than anyone expected.

well yeah if he has lrss points than Aaron Gordon the narrative isnt gonna be in his favour

yeah he looks like a retard

Dubs got it right here. I hate the craptors, but they got lots to look forward to.

>golden state shitters struggling against lakers third stringers

Lakers have a better chance of winning as long as LeStatpad is not playing.

There I said it.

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the north is beautiful yeah, but theres also no proper infrastructure there because you cant take resources easily that high up. I've been there and its worth the view if you want to

Grizz posters are real quiet rn

marvel films are literal fart-tier

are you actually nepalese or are you like a war criminal hiding out there

Headband gives a VORP multiplier.

feed jokic.....

man focusing on Bazemore this game is the funniest shit

Its almost like playing your young guys gives you the energy to compete with other young teams....I wonder how the Lakers are going to reconcile this conundrum next season

Their hands are too busy stroking their girlfriends' cocks.

jokic in the bright red shoes/headband/tights looks like a fucking parody character of a basketball player and he's the fucking defending mvp

No don't. Dude is already fat enough.

we're getting fucking mogged alright, but to be fair these nuggies desperately want to be out of the play-in

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Bane is kinda cute ngl no homo

jokic vorping on them

>literally nothing to play for
>against a team scrapping to not be in the playin
you niggas are weird. Is it your first end of the nba regular season?

Players who have solved the game of basketball:
Jokic

Cope

he hasn't solved the issue of a caloric deficit though

I just want you to keep that same narrative energy because when the Suns lost these last couple weeks this general made a big whoop about it. Why the sudden change of heart?

really hoping jokic gets the trippy dubbie in spite of westbrook not playing today.

what issue? jokic is the least athletic star of all time, he can just be fat and it's fine

>entire nuggets broadcast is literally advanced stat whoring

lmfao

if he could keep up in the fast break this team would literally be top 3 seed

if kawhi comes back and beats the suns that would be the ultimate load management move of all time

this might surprise you but I am not the general. The suns were also trying hard to get the franchise record but got smacked by 3rd stringers, which was hilarious. Either way it doesn't matter

Jokic is so close to a 2000/1000/500 season
He better stat pad

cope

Did not love the episode, go wuff though. Boo Nuggies :( You guys think they can beat the Clippies in a 1 game playoff?

name 4 centers that are playing in the NBA right now stronger than Jokic

Man yall are hypocrites. Shitting up this board against Sunsfags last week.